Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jun 4, 2008 13:25:24 GMT
After Saturday night Knockout comes back from the commercial, a video earlier recorded by Darnez CC is played upon the titantron. (Obviously Crowd reactions and commentary can still be heard)
Darnez CC:
"Well you ungrateful fans, here i am, Darnez CC, the greatest Television Champion of all time!"
The crowd booes immensely after this single comment
Eric Angle:
"What?! The Greatest Saturday Night Knockout Television Champion?! C'mon JTG, even you gotta admit thats a load of shit! Darnez hasn't even defended that title yet, and yet he is already saying that he is the best Television Champion of all time!"
JTG:
"Hey E, don't get hot. Now, i'm gonna go out on a limb and agree with him on this one...
Eric Angle interrupts JTG
Eric Angle:
"WHAT?!?!?!? You cannot be serious JTG?! HOW CAN YOU AGREE WITH HIM?!"
JTG:
"Well first, he smashed up the previously undefeated dawg in Evan, and then injured him in the process! Also, he did win the Tag Team Titles ova on Tuesday Night Shockwave in the same week E..."
Eric Angle interrupts JTG again
Eric Angle:
"So? You and i both know that Tuesday Night Shockwave is the minor leagues JTG! And plus, he hasn't exactly been required to defend either of those titles yet has he JTG?"
JTG:
"Whatever dawg, just shutup! I'm trying to hear the video!"
During this time, Darnez CC was shining up his title and arrogantly smirking to the camera. Darnez had finished his showboating and got back to speaking.
Darnez CC:
"And you wanna know why i'm the best? Well, lets look at the facts shall we? First off, i defeated Evan, which no-one has been able to do in the new ICW, and plus, i beat him for a championship! Another thing no-one has been able to do here in the new ICW! Oh, would you look at that? Two history-making moments in one shot! Now, you can't tell me that isn't awesome?"
Darnez CC:
"Well you ungrateful fans, here i am, Darnez CC, the greatest Television Champion of all time!"
The crowd booes immensely after this single comment
Eric Angle:
"What?! The Greatest Saturday Night Knockout Television Champion?! C'mon JTG, even you gotta admit thats a load of shit! Darnez hasn't even defended that title yet, and yet he is already saying that he is the best Television Champion of all time!"
JTG:
"Hey E, don't get hot. Now, i'm gonna go out on a limb and agree with him on this one...
Eric Angle interrupts JTG
Eric Angle:
"WHAT?!?!?!? You cannot be serious JTG?! HOW CAN YOU AGREE WITH HIM?!"
JTG:
"Well first, he smashed up the previously undefeated dawg in Evan, and then injured him in the process! Also, he did win the Tag Team Titles ova on Tuesday Night Shockwave in the same week E..."
Eric Angle interrupts JTG again
Eric Angle:
"So? You and i both know that Tuesday Night Shockwave is the minor leagues JTG! And plus, he hasn't exactly been required to defend either of those titles yet has he JTG?"
JTG:
"Whatever dawg, just shutup! I'm trying to hear the video!"
During this time, Darnez CC was shining up his title and arrogantly smirking to the camera. Darnez had finished his showboating and got back to speaking.
Darnez CC:
"And you wanna know why i'm the best? Well, lets look at the facts shall we? First off, i defeated Evan, which no-one has been able to do in the new ICW, and plus, i beat him for a championship! Another thing no-one has been able to do here in the new ICW! Oh, would you look at that? Two history-making moments in one shot! Now, you can't tell me that isn't awesome?"
JTG:
"Hes gotta point there E, that is pretty awesome!"
Eric Angle:
"Pfft, whatever...just watch the bloody video!"
Again, all Darnez had been doing was showing his title to the camera while JTG and Angle spoke...Darnez then began to speak again.
Darnez CC:
"And after i beat Evan for a SECOND time at Battle of the Titans, well, no-one can argue my greatness! It'll be right there in your faces! Oh, and one last message to Evan, you better hope you have health Insurance, because, after Battle of the Titans, i won't just sprain your wrist, i'll break it! Along with your hand and entire arm! Darnez CC Out"
The video then stops. The crowd jeers the threat of Darnez toward Evan, and the whole video in general. The crowd takes awhile to settle down after the Video finishes.
Eric Angle:
"What?! Break Evan's arm?! On Purpose?! Thats just going WAY too far...even you got to admit that JTG"
JTG:
"I guess...but then again, my homies in da hood are being shot up everyday, some even dying! So, Evan just better count his blessings that this match ain't taking place in da hood!"
Eric Angle:
"WHAT?! This is professional Wrestling! Not gang wars! No-one in this company has an authority to break anyones arm...and yes, this may sound funny to you JTG, but no, not even Darnez has that Authority!"
JTG:
"It is true what they say, take the risk, take the pain E!"
"Hes gotta point there E, that is pretty awesome!"
Eric Angle:
"Pfft, whatever...just watch the bloody video!"
Again, all Darnez had been doing was showing his title to the camera while JTG and Angle spoke...Darnez then began to speak again.
Darnez CC:
"And after i beat Evan for a SECOND time at Battle of the Titans, well, no-one can argue my greatness! It'll be right there in your faces! Oh, and one last message to Evan, you better hope you have health Insurance, because, after Battle of the Titans, i won't just sprain your wrist, i'll break it! Along with your hand and entire arm! Darnez CC Out"
The video then stops. The crowd jeers the threat of Darnez toward Evan, and the whole video in general. The crowd takes awhile to settle down after the Video finishes.
Eric Angle:
"What?! Break Evan's arm?! On Purpose?! Thats just going WAY too far...even you got to admit that JTG"
JTG:
"I guess...but then again, my homies in da hood are being shot up everyday, some even dying! So, Evan just better count his blessings that this match ain't taking place in da hood!"
Eric Angle:
"WHAT?! This is professional Wrestling! Not gang wars! No-one in this company has an authority to break anyones arm...and yes, this may sound funny to you JTG, but no, not even Darnez has that Authority!"
JTG:
"It is true what they say, take the risk, take the pain E!"
EoT
Comments, either constructive or those of praise are welcome, no comments of "This was shit" without any reasons, thanks in advance!
