Post by whocouldibe on Apr 29, 2008 5:50:18 GMT
The camera pans slowly around the Saturday Night Knockout arena, zooming past smiling kids and drunk rednecks, before stopping in front of a pair of college girls, a tall blonde and a shorter redhead. They look at each other and smile devilishly, before grabbing the bottom of their shirts and lifting them up to flash the camera, but luckily (or unluckily, depending on your point of view), the camera switchs to the announce table quickly.
Eric: Whoa, did you see the jugs on that left one?
JTG: Dayum... that was tight yo. (To security) Hey get her down her will ya?
Eric: Haha, they were very tight. Anyway, we have a huge-
The SNK commentary team are stupified when the lights go down and the crowd go silent, not sure of what is going on. Eerily, the titantron flickers into life, revealing a man shaped figure sitting down, facing towards the camera, his face and body obscured by shadow. After a few seconds he begins to speak, his voice deep beyond recognition by computer.
: Good evening Intense Championship Wrestling: Revolution. I hope you're all fine, because I know I am. I guess you're wondering who I am. Well all in good time, people. But when you see me, you will **** bricks. Because I know everyone of you watching remember who I am, and I know that you are all patiently waiting for my return to bring ICW to the dizzying heights it was before the revolution. And I will, but I'm going to make you wait. Because while I've been gone, I've been readying myself for the comeback that will set your minds to a permanent blown, and I still have some... loose ends to tie up. So sit patiently. Enjoy your wrestling. Cheer for your heroes. Boo your most hated villains. Because I guarantee, that upon my epic return, the balance of power here will be ****ed up beyond repair, and you may as well forget what you thought you knew. I will be your hero, and your most hated villain. Next PPV, I return.
The crowd erupt into discussion of this strange turn of events.
Eric: Wow...
Eric: Whoa, did you see the jugs on that left one?
JTG: Dayum... that was tight yo. (To security) Hey get her down her will ya?
Eric: Haha, they were very tight. Anyway, we have a huge-
The SNK commentary team are stupified when the lights go down and the crowd go silent, not sure of what is going on. Eerily, the titantron flickers into life, revealing a man shaped figure sitting down, facing towards the camera, his face and body obscured by shadow. After a few seconds he begins to speak, his voice deep beyond recognition by computer.
: Good evening Intense Championship Wrestling: Revolution. I hope you're all fine, because I know I am. I guess you're wondering who I am. Well all in good time, people. But when you see me, you will **** bricks. Because I know everyone of you watching remember who I am, and I know that you are all patiently waiting for my return to bring ICW to the dizzying heights it was before the revolution. And I will, but I'm going to make you wait. Because while I've been gone, I've been readying myself for the comeback that will set your minds to a permanent blown, and I still have some... loose ends to tie up. So sit patiently. Enjoy your wrestling. Cheer for your heroes. Boo your most hated villains. Because I guarantee, that upon my epic return, the balance of power here will be ****ed up beyond repair, and you may as well forget what you thought you knew. I will be your hero, and your most hated villain. Next PPV, I return.The crowd erupt into discussion of this strange turn of events.
Eric: Wow...
