Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Aug 21, 2008 6:46:27 GMT
The fans are eagerly awaiting the beginning of the first match on Saturday Night Knockout, which is made clear by their incessant cheering and hollering, which echoes throughout the arena. The camera does a scan over the crowd, as it normally does, giving the fans watching at home a perspective on how packed the arena truly is. At this moment, the arena isn't full, however, this may change as the night goes on. As the camera sweeps the crowd, it notices a few fancy fan signs. It stops on one which reads "SNK totally craps all over TNS". It does another sweep of the arena until stopping on another sign which reads "Where oh where has the Rum gone?" This sign appears out of place in this environment, but the sheer originality of it gives it enough of a right to be shown on live television as any other sign being held up in the arena. The camera cuts to the stage, as it and the fans await the arrival of either Tayler Nathan Thomas or Chris Carlington, as these two are scheduled to kick off the show. After a few moments, something crackles to life on the Titantron. The camera moves upward, as the message comes to life. The camera does a full-screen view of the titantron in question, so the fans at home get the full experience of it. The message itself reads "This message was brought to you by Darnez FC and his money, as the money allowed him to buy this air-time in question, now shut-up and listen to Darnez FC's message!" This message is read out by a narrator, which is Male. The narrator sounds like a thirty-year old weatherman, however, this is not fully known, as his image was not conveyed on screen. The message slowly disperses, slowly turning into an image of an empty hall, with one blurred image standing in it. The hall itself appears to be clean, or, for lack of a better term, empty. As nothing is donning the walls or the floor. As the entire image comes to life, it is apparent that the blurred figure is indeed Darnez FC. He is sporting a white flashy coat, some fancy black pants, some shiny white sunglasses which are neatly propped up on top of his head amongst his hair, some nice suede shoes and a brown glove upon his right hand, which appears out of place at this time. He has a bandage which goes across his entire forehead, this bandage is obviously being used to cover up the stitches he got to sew up the bad cut that TPK gave him on TNS five nights ago. Darnez is smirking to the camera in question, which is properly focussed at this point. Suddenly, some text appears on the camera, it reads "This message is pre-recorded, don't think your booing will distract Darnez, as he actually can't hear you. This text was brought to you by Darnez and his money." This text is not read out by a narrative voice, but instead flashes on the lower part of the camera for a few moments. After the text stops flashing upon the camera in question, Darnez begins to speak.
Darnez FC:
"Well well well, it appears that, once again, i have beaten someone at their own game. The game of course being TPK's house of Horror's match, and the someone being TPK. He thought he would have the advantage in this match due to the fact that he "invented" the match and that my "style" of wrestling is not accustomed to using weapons or causing people to bleed. But, once again, i proved that i can change my wrestling style to fit the match type, thus accustoming myself to it. Now, i've seen all you stupid fans on your little internet forums saying that the only reason i won was due to the fact that i brang AJ Scally, and then later on, Kato Faraji, down to the match to interfere on my behalf. Now, normally, i would argue that this is indeed a wrong statement and that they interfered on their own behalves, but this time, i am not going to deny it, this time, i will...Admit it!"
Darnez gives the camera an almost evil smile. He waits a few seconds so that the crowd and the television audience can take this entire message before speaking again.
Darnez FC:
"I'll admit it due to the simple fact that, it was intelligent of me to actually do this. See, bringing down "help" in this type of match was not illegal, as, in that match, basically everything was legal, which you can see due to the amount of blood i lost in that match.
After Darnez says this, he raises his right hand upto his forehead, he then extends his index finger out, pointing to the bandage which goes from one side of his forehead to the other. He keeps his finger there for a few seconds to emphasize his point until bringing his arm back down to its original position. He then begins speaking again.
Darnez FC:
"Anyway, you all probably know how i managed to get Scally's help, but the question running through your feeble minds must be "But how did he get kato's help?". Well my dear morons, i will tell you...no, in fact, i will SHOW you how i got his help."
Darnez maneuvers his right arm across his body, getting it close to his left arm. He uses his left hand to pull off the brown glove donning his right hand with little difficulty. Darnez clenches his left hand upon the glove, keeping a firm grip upon it. Some of the contents of the glove spill out of the glove, which, if one was watching closely, would have noticed that the contents in question were green and paper-like. However, the contents fall off-camera very quickly, so this is very hard to notice. Darnez moves his right hand into the glove again, this time, shuffling around inside it, looking for the rest of the contents. After a moment, Darnez wrenches his arm back, pulling out the contents with authority. Darnez hand is tightly clenched, but, the contents of the glove are clearly visible amongst Darnez' fingers. The contents themselves are seperated bundles of money. Darnez stares at the money for a moment, smiling at it. He releases his grip on the glove, letting it drop to the floor. He then raises his right hand upto the center of the camera, showing the money to the world.
Darnez FC:
"I acquired his services through paying him! See? Its that simple really, i paid him to help me, nothing to it. It only cost me double what he gets paid per match to get his services, which is more than enough for his protection and help, i can tell you that."
Darnez releases his grip on the money, letting it slowly fall to the floor below him. His expression changes from that of a smile to that of a full-blown evil grin as the money falls. After it makes contact with the floor, Darnez once again speaks after moving his right arm back to his side.
Darnez FC:
"Now, none of you stupid fans would have ever seen that amount of money at once in your lives, as you all spend it to see me perform week after week. Now, while that is a sound investment in itself, as you are paying for me to pay other people to help me, you are also helping me pay for places which i don't even need. Like, for example, this hall i am standing in, i bought it from some packing company which was failing miserably. I even had them clear out and clean the entire hall for an extra one-hundred bucks. Another good example would be my restaurant, which you all paid for, which is now making me money also, thus, making me even richer. See? You fans, whether it be purposeful or not, brought upon TPK's loss on TNS, not me, not Kato, not Scally, you did!"
Darnez waits a few moments for the fans to take this all in before speaking again
Darnez FC:
"Money talks and losers walk...oh what a motto that is. One that rings true with a few people in this company. Like TNS' light guy. I paid him fifty bucks to kill the lights at the most opportune time for Kato to aid me against TPK. Another good example would be the guy i am scheduled to face tonight, Chris Casipo or whatever the hell his name is. This guy has no skill, no talent, and no mic skills, yet, he still gets paid by the shitload! This is wrong, even more wrong than Morzan being SNK World Champ, even more wrong than Evan being Chairman, even more wrong than Eric Angle and Homeless Harry having...nevermind. Anyway, the fact that he gets paid to do shit all is what pisses me off the most. So Casipo, i insist you just take a walk out of the losers door tonight instead of showing up for our match...otherwise, i'll have to End your Future!"
After Darnez says these words, the video finishes, fulfilling what it was paid for.
Darnez FC:
"Well well well, it appears that, once again, i have beaten someone at their own game. The game of course being TPK's house of Horror's match, and the someone being TPK. He thought he would have the advantage in this match due to the fact that he "invented" the match and that my "style" of wrestling is not accustomed to using weapons or causing people to bleed. But, once again, i proved that i can change my wrestling style to fit the match type, thus accustoming myself to it. Now, i've seen all you stupid fans on your little internet forums saying that the only reason i won was due to the fact that i brang AJ Scally, and then later on, Kato Faraji, down to the match to interfere on my behalf. Now, normally, i would argue that this is indeed a wrong statement and that they interfered on their own behalves, but this time, i am not going to deny it, this time, i will...Admit it!"
Darnez gives the camera an almost evil smile. He waits a few seconds so that the crowd and the television audience can take this entire message before speaking again.
Darnez FC:
"I'll admit it due to the simple fact that, it was intelligent of me to actually do this. See, bringing down "help" in this type of match was not illegal, as, in that match, basically everything was legal, which you can see due to the amount of blood i lost in that match.
After Darnez says this, he raises his right hand upto his forehead, he then extends his index finger out, pointing to the bandage which goes from one side of his forehead to the other. He keeps his finger there for a few seconds to emphasize his point until bringing his arm back down to its original position. He then begins speaking again.
Darnez FC:
"Anyway, you all probably know how i managed to get Scally's help, but the question running through your feeble minds must be "But how did he get kato's help?". Well my dear morons, i will tell you...no, in fact, i will SHOW you how i got his help."
Darnez maneuvers his right arm across his body, getting it close to his left arm. He uses his left hand to pull off the brown glove donning his right hand with little difficulty. Darnez clenches his left hand upon the glove, keeping a firm grip upon it. Some of the contents of the glove spill out of the glove, which, if one was watching closely, would have noticed that the contents in question were green and paper-like. However, the contents fall off-camera very quickly, so this is very hard to notice. Darnez moves his right hand into the glove again, this time, shuffling around inside it, looking for the rest of the contents. After a moment, Darnez wrenches his arm back, pulling out the contents with authority. Darnez hand is tightly clenched, but, the contents of the glove are clearly visible amongst Darnez' fingers. The contents themselves are seperated bundles of money. Darnez stares at the money for a moment, smiling at it. He releases his grip on the glove, letting it drop to the floor. He then raises his right hand upto the center of the camera, showing the money to the world.
Darnez FC:
"I acquired his services through paying him! See? Its that simple really, i paid him to help me, nothing to it. It only cost me double what he gets paid per match to get his services, which is more than enough for his protection and help, i can tell you that."
Darnez releases his grip on the money, letting it slowly fall to the floor below him. His expression changes from that of a smile to that of a full-blown evil grin as the money falls. After it makes contact with the floor, Darnez once again speaks after moving his right arm back to his side.
Darnez FC:
"Now, none of you stupid fans would have ever seen that amount of money at once in your lives, as you all spend it to see me perform week after week. Now, while that is a sound investment in itself, as you are paying for me to pay other people to help me, you are also helping me pay for places which i don't even need. Like, for example, this hall i am standing in, i bought it from some packing company which was failing miserably. I even had them clear out and clean the entire hall for an extra one-hundred bucks. Another good example would be my restaurant, which you all paid for, which is now making me money also, thus, making me even richer. See? You fans, whether it be purposeful or not, brought upon TPK's loss on TNS, not me, not Kato, not Scally, you did!"
Darnez waits a few moments for the fans to take this all in before speaking again
Darnez FC:
"Money talks and losers walk...oh what a motto that is. One that rings true with a few people in this company. Like TNS' light guy. I paid him fifty bucks to kill the lights at the most opportune time for Kato to aid me against TPK. Another good example would be the guy i am scheduled to face tonight, Chris Casipo or whatever the hell his name is. This guy has no skill, no talent, and no mic skills, yet, he still gets paid by the shitload! This is wrong, even more wrong than Morzan being SNK World Champ, even more wrong than Evan being Chairman, even more wrong than Eric Angle and Homeless Harry having...nevermind. Anyway, the fact that he gets paid to do shit all is what pisses me off the most. So Casipo, i insist you just take a walk out of the losers door tonight instead of showing up for our match...otherwise, i'll have to End your Future!"
After Darnez says these words, the video finishes, fulfilling what it was paid for.
EoT
