Post by grockadoc on Aug 28, 2008 13:19:45 GMT
The scene opens up to a nice house, with Lachlan Smith sitting in a huge armchair, staring at the camera, angered, face turned red, knuckles white from gripping the arms of the chair hard. He takes a deep breath, and exhales, trying to come up with the right words. He shifts in his chair, not taking his eyes off the camera.
~Lachlan~
So People are you enjoying yourselves? Are you enjoying all the action that ICW has brought to you for Face Off? Well thats good. BECAUSE I AM NOT!
The crowd boo, and Lachlan just smiles, disrespecting them.
~Lachlan~
You assholes get to sit there, in a packed arena and watch the show, live. Me? I have to sit in front of the television, and get bored shitless, watching non talented wrestler trying to grab each others asses.
The Crowd boo harder.
~Lachlan~
Shut the hell up! You people wouldnt even know talent if it kicked you in the face. You have guys like Chris Carlington, Morzan, Darnez all at face off. Those guys are the reason SNK is not as dominant as it once was.
Lachlan laughs and sits up straight
~Lachlan~
Chris Carlington for instance, is a sorry assed excuse for a wrestler. He does a half assed job in the ring and can hardly tell the difference between a DDT and a Powerbomb. Really, what has SNK come to, giving a title to an Idiotic Moron? A Cretin? A Retard?
The crowd break into a CARLINGTON chant, which seems to amuse Lachlan.
~Lachlan~
Haha pathetic. Next we have Darnez. The leader of STD! What a name for a stable. I guess they slept together and he caught something like syphilis or herpes. Shameful, absolutely Shameful. He is probably the worst wrestler on SNK. He bitches about how he is the best, and bitches when he is proven wrong, he bitches about anything backstage and just plain bitches about everything. He knows 4 moves and puts himself over to make himself look good, without a care for the other people.
The crowd laugh at the STD insult and Lachlan laughs too.
~Lachlan~
Morzan! Dont even get me started on Morzan. How long has he been here? 1 and a half months? And he is the Knockout Champ. Now that is some schoolyard bullshit. I have worked my ass off for 3 times as long and have had no Knockout Title shots one on one with the champ. That is injustice to everyone backstage. So here is what im going to do. I have had the pleasure of stepping into the ring with Darnez and Carlington, but not you Morzan, so here is what im proposing. You and me, one on one on SNK. You pick the match type. However, if i win and you are still champion i get a shot at the KO title at the next PPV. If you are not champion, i pick a match type for our PPV match. If you win, you name a stipulation, and i must follow that. Let me know. You know where my locker room is! Dont make me chase you for a reply.
Lachlan grabs a glass of water and takes a mouthful, before placing it on the table, beside the chair.
~Lachlan~
That, however, is not why i am here. I am here to show my outrage, anger and frustration, that ICWS biggest star, The Ultimate Perfection, Lachlan Smith has been left out of ICW's biggest PPV of the year. How the fuck is that possible? I am the toughest man on the SNK roster. Why leave me out. That stupid bitch Taylor Rose forgot to add me to the card didnt she? She calls herself a General Manger when she cant even remember to put her biggest star on the Biggest PPV of the Years card. Jesus fucking christ, somebody shoot her.I dont forget stuff like this, so Taylor, i would watch your back if i was you, because i lurk in the shadows, i stalk you silently, effortlessly. You will not sleep, you will be paranoid. I will make your life hell. See what happens when you fuck with me? You get fucked with back. Now, dont forget to add me to the next card bitch, our i will take you on a ride you wont come back from. You got that?
With that, the screen cuts blank.
EOT
((OOC: Now, i apologise to everyone who was mentioned in this promo. This is just my way of making Lachlan express his opinions of being left of the card.I thank you for giving me one character to RP with for this PPV. This was all in character. So again i apologize. Also Morzan, if you could post a reply in the ring, or in my locker room, that would be great.))
~Lachlan~
So People are you enjoying yourselves? Are you enjoying all the action that ICW has brought to you for Face Off? Well thats good. BECAUSE I AM NOT!
The crowd boo, and Lachlan just smiles, disrespecting them.
~Lachlan~
You assholes get to sit there, in a packed arena and watch the show, live. Me? I have to sit in front of the television, and get bored shitless, watching non talented wrestler trying to grab each others asses.
The Crowd boo harder.
~Lachlan~
Shut the hell up! You people wouldnt even know talent if it kicked you in the face. You have guys like Chris Carlington, Morzan, Darnez all at face off. Those guys are the reason SNK is not as dominant as it once was.
Lachlan laughs and sits up straight
~Lachlan~
Chris Carlington for instance, is a sorry assed excuse for a wrestler. He does a half assed job in the ring and can hardly tell the difference between a DDT and a Powerbomb. Really, what has SNK come to, giving a title to an Idiotic Moron? A Cretin? A Retard?
The crowd break into a CARLINGTON chant, which seems to amuse Lachlan.
~Lachlan~
Haha pathetic. Next we have Darnez. The leader of STD! What a name for a stable. I guess they slept together and he caught something like syphilis or herpes. Shameful, absolutely Shameful. He is probably the worst wrestler on SNK. He bitches about how he is the best, and bitches when he is proven wrong, he bitches about anything backstage and just plain bitches about everything. He knows 4 moves and puts himself over to make himself look good, without a care for the other people.
The crowd laugh at the STD insult and Lachlan laughs too.
~Lachlan~
Morzan! Dont even get me started on Morzan. How long has he been here? 1 and a half months? And he is the Knockout Champ. Now that is some schoolyard bullshit. I have worked my ass off for 3 times as long and have had no Knockout Title shots one on one with the champ. That is injustice to everyone backstage. So here is what im going to do. I have had the pleasure of stepping into the ring with Darnez and Carlington, but not you Morzan, so here is what im proposing. You and me, one on one on SNK. You pick the match type. However, if i win and you are still champion i get a shot at the KO title at the next PPV. If you are not champion, i pick a match type for our PPV match. If you win, you name a stipulation, and i must follow that. Let me know. You know where my locker room is! Dont make me chase you for a reply.
Lachlan grabs a glass of water and takes a mouthful, before placing it on the table, beside the chair.
~Lachlan~
That, however, is not why i am here. I am here to show my outrage, anger and frustration, that ICWS biggest star, The Ultimate Perfection, Lachlan Smith has been left out of ICW's biggest PPV of the year. How the fuck is that possible? I am the toughest man on the SNK roster. Why leave me out. That stupid bitch Taylor Rose forgot to add me to the card didnt she? She calls herself a General Manger when she cant even remember to put her biggest star on the Biggest PPV of the Years card. Jesus fucking christ, somebody shoot her.I dont forget stuff like this, so Taylor, i would watch your back if i was you, because i lurk in the shadows, i stalk you silently, effortlessly. You will not sleep, you will be paranoid. I will make your life hell. See what happens when you fuck with me? You get fucked with back. Now, dont forget to add me to the next card bitch, our i will take you on a ride you wont come back from. You got that?
With that, the screen cuts blank.
EOT
((OOC: Now, i apologise to everyone who was mentioned in this promo. This is just my way of making Lachlan express his opinions of being left of the card.I thank you for giving me one character to RP with for this PPV. This was all in character. So again i apologize. Also Morzan, if you could post a reply in the ring, or in my locker room, that would be great.))