TPK vs Darnez FC (House of Horrors Match)

[Darnez FC/Matt Campton]

The crowd is buzzing with anticipation for the next match, which they know is the main event of the evening. The ring has been modified during the commercial break, with three sets of ring-ropes being replaced with Barb-Wire Ropes and one set of ropes being taken out completely. Also, long stretches of flame jets are surrounding the ring also, but haven't been activated yet, so the superstars in question can enter the ring. The camera does a scan of the crowd, showing all the fans in attendance for this historic night. The camera stops on a sign which has the SNK logo crossed out over it. The camera does ANOTHER scan of the crowd to find another interesting sign. The sign found reads "TPK is the true house of horror!". Suddenly, without warning, the lights dim out, a blue spotlight hits the stage, and "Gold Medal" by Trademarc hits the speakers. The entire arena boos this, as all of them are true TNS fans, and despise Darnez FC for his actions against their show in the past few weeks. The booing continues for a few moments, and the music plays, but Darnez isn't revealing himself, which draws the ire of the crowd even more.

Andrew Porter:
"This is the Main Event of the Evening! This contest, is a TPK House of Horrors Match! In this match, their are no disqualifications, the ropes have been replaced with Barb Wire, and fire jets have been fixated to the sides of the ring. The ways to win this match are as follows, you may pin your opponent, make them submit, or knock them out for a ten count. You may accomplish these tasks in any way necessary. Introducing first, from Perth Australia, he is representing SNK, he weighs in at 252 pounds. He is the Man with a plan, the SNK True Knockout, the King of ICW, DARNEZ FC!"

Homeless Harry:
"Wait, thats Darnez' Music, but Darnez isn't making his way down to the ring, what gives Jenna?"

Jenna Fox:
"Well maybe the pussy is just too scared to show his face!"

Harry gasps at Jenna's comment, more in surprise than shock. He stops for a moment, thinks, and then addresses her

Homeless Harry:
"Since when did you hate the bad boys Jenna?"

Jenna Fox:
"Since this one has badmouthed my show, TNS!"

Homeless Harry:
"Makes sense i s'pose...so, you like TPK now?"

Jenna Fox:
"Hell no! I'll never agree with anything that schizophrenic dumbass does! But, i do hope he kicks Darnez' ass tonight, if Darnez even decides to come out here"

Homeless Harry:
"Fair enough i suppose"

I'm focused
Dead up
Don't get up, or never let up
Ferocious
I'm fed up
Dismissing the competition
it's hopeless,
I'll trash their ambition
Listen...
Ya'll want a class on tradition
On one condition
Forget the best of the century
Ya'll talk about the best of all-time
you better mention me
Essentially, I'm the best there's ever gonna be
I hold my ground
You'll never take it from under me
And up under me, it's gonna be trouble
Hit you so many times,
you see triple and double,
instead of one of me
I got more heart, more ways
to tear you, apart
Lay you down early on
Or maybe in the later round
It's no different to me
You tap out, cash out,
or simply pass out, to breathe
Cause you face down... really
And barely alive, cause I'm an animal inside
Hear me


After a few more moments of Darnez not showing his face, the crowd grow more restless. They begin a "Your a Pussy!" Chant, which echoes throughout the arena for about ten seconds, even becoming louder than Darnez' theme song on the speakers. The crowd is then distracted by the Spotlight itself, which points itself upto the roof of the arena. The entire crowd look upward, only to see a section of the roof lowering itself slowly. Most of the fans are confused, however, some remember a similar occurrence happening on SNK a couple of weeks ago, and begin booing. The lowering seems to go on forever, as it is occurring at a snails pace. Still nothing can be made out on the lowering platform, until the Blue spotlight changes its colour to a regular one. The figure standing on the Platform is made out to be none other than Darnez FC, who is standing amongst many weapons, which include a steel chair, a barb-wire baseball bat, a 2x4 and a steel chain. Darnez' attire is that of what he would regularly wear down to the ring, except he is wearing a black T-Shirt which reads "TNS 4 LYFE!" which confuses the crowd. Darnez shoots his arm up into the air and clenches his fist tightly, showing his superiority over the crowd, which causes the crowd to boo him again.

Homeless Harry:
"Now thats a pretty cool entrance Jenna, you have to agree"

Jenna Fox:
"I do agree with you there, but whats up with the TNS shirt? Has Darnez finally seen the error of his ways?"

Homeless Harry:
"From the stories JTG told me about Darnez at Worlds End, i highly doubt that Jenna, but, ya never know"

I'm what the game is supposed to be
Hopefully, you see what I mean
Knock you out, haven't seen
You were beaten by a triple team
Box you out, the whole scene and gleam
The limelight's my dream, I shine bright
Smash you! Front to back,
You gon' need hindsight
In fact, when I attack
You lucky if I leave you intact
I'm prone to overkill
Work you over, til' I steal your motorskills
It's the same whenever I'm done
Your numb toe to thumb
and most can't remember their names
or where they're from
And some speechless, stunned, lookin' deaf and dumb
You're weak like 7 days
Then afraid, I'm amazed ya'll still step up
'Cause I hit more men than Jenna Jameson in better days
Can't clear your heads, you wanted Jenna Haze


As the platform grows forever lower, Darnez slowly brings his arm back down to his side. The platform is now only metres above the ring, and looks to be almost at its destination. That is, until it stops completely, about five metres above the ring itself. Darnez cockily smiles when this happens. He then raises both arms up at a slight diagonal angle with both hands open. He also cranks his neck up so that he is looking upward. As he makes this action, Golden sparks begin to shoot out of the platform Darnez is standing on, at Diagonal angles. The crowd boo him as loud as they can, but this doesn't wipe the grin off of the former SNK KO Champion's face. After a few more moments, the sparks stop, and Darnez brings his arms back down to his sides. He looks up for another moment before looking straight ahead again. He sharply smiles, before reaching for something within his pocket.

You want the man, you got him
And you can spot him, every Saturday night on SNK
It's like a spotlight, and main events in his DNA
"Who you say?" It's Darnez FC
Beneath you'll settle,
The best in the world
Only guy in the sport with a gold symbol
Future fold ends to the center
Physical and mental
Cause he's simply better
Quit playing around with those second attacks
He'll lay you down for a three second nap on the mat,
If staring at the ceiling on your back is appealing
Get yourself a match and you gon' do that
It's a rap, you're trapped in the game
You a rat in a maze
Just amazed how I made my name,
My fame is a runaway train on the tracks
I fight like my life's on the line everynight, in fact
That's why I'm gonna take that strap.


Darnez clasps the thing within his pocket, which happens to be a small microphone which is ironically meant to be carried in your pocket. He pulls it out, brings his arm upto his head so that the microphone is at his lips. The lights return to normal and His music dies out before he speaks, which reveals the utter loudness of the crowd and their booing. Darnez just ignores the booing they are making and begins to speak anyway.

Darnez FC:
"Well well well, it seems that it is finally time for TPK's little "House of Horror" match. The irony of this match is that it isn't his house of horror, it is MINE! I am a superstar who can adapt to any type of match-up, and this match is no different. Sure, TPK may have invented this match, but, with the way he has been lately, i don't think he is going to be "In it" if you know what i mean"

Darnez laughs at his own statement. The crowd are still booing away. He slowly maneuvers his left hand into his other pocket. After squirming around in his pocket for about five seconds, he grabs what is in there, and slowly pulls it out by bringing his arm upward slightly. Darnez then thrusts his arm outward, showing the crowd and the world what it is he has in his hand. The camera gets a close-up of it. It is a tiny container, even smaller than the microphone. It looks to be one that you'd use if you had some form of medical problem. As far as everyone else is aware, Darnez doesn't have a medical problem, so they are confused as to why he'd bring that container with him.

Jenna Fox:
"What is Darnez doing with that tiny container Harry?"

Homeless Harry:
"Well, i'm not sure actually, unless he is going to give the crowd free pills, i have no idea what he is doing"

Jenna makes a sound which sounds like as if she was thinking. Homeless Harry questions her about it.

Homeless Harry:
"What you thinkin' about Jenna?"

Jenna Fox:
"That container looks to be very familiar...its like i've seen it somewhere"

Homeless Harry:
"Those aren't your pills are they?"

Jenna Fox:
"NO! I'm just saying, the container LOOKS familiar, but, anyway, just forget it"

Homeless Harry:
"Alrighty then"

Darnez begins to speak again after showing the crowd the container

Darnez FC:
"Now, you're all probably wondering why i am carrying around this container. Well, you see, this container belongs to someone, someone who truly needs it contents. See, without the contents of this here container...lets just say the person that requires them will go a little..."Psycho"

Darnez laughs evilly into his microphone as the crowd gasps, now knowing who the container belongs to

Jenna Fox:
"I knew that container looked familiar! That container and its contents belong to TPK!"

Homeless Harry:
"Man, thats a low thing Darnez did, real low. He has cause dour General Manager great distress, among other things, simply because he stole his pills! I so hope Darnez gets his ass handed to him now"

Jenna Fox:
"As would everyone watching this broadcast"

Darnez FC:
"Oh yeah, one more thing, i, being the smart negotiator that i am, have brought in a little "back-up" for this here contest. Now, you may not know him, as he isn't as famous as yours truly, but he is a great competitor nonetheless. Ladies and Gentleman, say hello to the SNK TV Champion, AJ SCALLY!"

Darnez turns his body ninety degrees so that he is looking at the other side of the crowd. The camera pans down and focuses on a hooded man, who appears to be not paying any attention to what is happening, that is, until he shoots his head upward, causing the hood to come off of his head and reveal who it is. It is indeed AJ Scally, sitting front row at the TNS event. He has a cocky smile on his face. Suddenly, Darnez swings his arm toward Scally and releases his grip on the pills. The throw itself is perfect, and Scally manages to get his hands out in time to catch the pills. Scally, after catching the pills, stands up, moves his right hand into his pocket to place the pills into his pocket, jumps onto the barricade with no effort whatsoever and then drops onto the ringside mat, looking as cocky as ever. Darnez' platform begins lowering itself again, this time at a fair pace. It only takes a moment for it to reach the middle of the ring. Darnez uses his right foot to prod all the weapons onto the ring canvas. As all the weapons are on the canvas, Darnez steps off of the platform. He shakes his arms so that his coat falls to the ring floor. The referee rushes over to the coat and picks it up, before handing it over to the timekeeper. Darnez hen bends his back and brings his arms upto his neck. He grasps at the shirt he is wearing, and pulls upon it, thus dragging it off and taking it off in the process. Darnez readjusts himself, and looks at the Shirt. Suddenly, he begins to pull the shirt from the collar area. After a moment, it begins to split and tear. After a few more moments of pulling, the shirt rips in half completely. Darnez lets the pieces of the shirt fall to the floor. The crowd boos this action, as it is a sign of total disrespect to TNS. He makes one final smirk, and then awaits the arrival of TPK.

Homeless Harry:
"This is Bullcrackers! Not only did Darnez steal TPK's pills, but now he has backup too?! I mean, how much of an advantage does he need?"

Jenna Fox:
"A huge one obviously, as we both know no SNK superstar can defeat any member of the TNS roster one on one and with the opponent in the right mindset"

Homeless Harry:
"Yeah, i know, but still...c'mon! Its Bullcrackers! Utter bullcrackers!"

Jenna waits a few moments before bringing up a new topic

Jenna Fox:
"The way he destroyed that TNS shirt is also boiling up my blood! He is disrespecting TNS so much, it isn't even funny anymore!"

Homeless Harry:
"Man, if he wasn't competing tonight, i'd run in there and kick his ass myself!"

Jenna Fox:
"And i wouldn't stop you, that smug asshole deserves it!"

TBC TPK

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

The crowd lulls not knowing just which TPK to expect when from out of the speakers Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden hits instantly sending the fans into an uproar. A few moments pass and then TPK walks from behind the curtain wearing his silver tights with black barbed wire pattern, a black TNS shirt, his trademark face mask, and his left arm wrapped tightly with barbed wire.

Porter: And introducing the opponent from The Asylum, he stands six feet two inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and forty pounds, he is the Tuesday Night Shockwave General Manager he is..THE Psycho KIIIIIIIIIID!

TPK crosses his arms in an X across his chest before quickly firing them out to his side making a cross with his arms causing silver pryo to fire rapidly over head getting yet another pop from the capacity crowd. A TPK chant starts as TPK walks slowly down the ramp and toward the ring taking the time to slap hands with as many fans as he can until he reaches mid ramp at which point he stops abruptly, he places his hands behind his head and unstraps the mask that is attached to his face before pulling it off and placing it on the face of a fan before sprinting the rest of the way down the ramp.

Jenna: Well I don't like The Psycho Kid one bit, but at least now I have a reason to root FOR him here. If Darnez did in fact steal the guys medication...then HE is the reason The Psycho Kid is like this which is also the reason my sweet sweet Cage got hurt.

Harry: Yeah...that and Darnez is a complete dick who can't even fight The Psycho Kid without freakin back up.

Jenna: Yeah well hey I don't really care about that...THAT is just smart wrestling.

TPK reaches the bottom of the ramp and signals Porter for his mic which Porter then tosses him, TPK catches it and brings it to his mouth as he looks focused glaring at Darnez and Scally, he then realizes the pill bottle in Darnez's hand and his mood quickly changes and a sick smile crosses his face.

TPK: So you're the one I need to thank for taking those damn pills...well can't say I am all that shocked but I don't really care about that right now, cause I know thats just what you want, you want to get in my head and mess with me some more so I won't be able to focus on kicking the ever living shit out of you! Well it isn't going to work, hell I'm not even mad you brought help in fact I look forward to taking out "that guy" as well.Give me the damn pills back Darnez now, this isn't funny!FUCK YOU! Stay out of it, go ahead burn those fucking things see if I give a good god damn.

TPK then lowers his arm and releases the mic which falls out of his hand and lands next to a pile of weapons, TPK then walks toward the ramp and slides across the giant opening before hoping to his feet and scanning his surroundings for useful weapons that could help him in the later going of the match.

TBC

[Darnez FC/Matt Campton]

The referee maneuvers his hands toward the timekeepers table, signaling for the timekeeper himself to ring the bell. He does so, which causes a "DING DING!" sound to echo throughout the arena. The Flame Jets begin to flow, at random intervals of course. This causes the crowd to go into an absolute frenzy of cheering and screaming, as this contest was the long awaited one on tonights card. Darnez looks a little shocked at what TPK has wrapped around his arm, and thus, can't think of a suitable plan of attack for the time being. This TPK personality appears to be one who would try anything, which causes Darnez to be uneasy. No movement occurs for a couple of moments, until Darnez quickly bends his back and lowers his arms down in an attempt to grasp a chair. He grasps it successfully, but as he tries to pull it up, he has major difficulty doing so. After a moment of anxious pulling, Darnez cocks his head up to see if TPK has stopped him somehow. Darnez notices that TPK is looming over him, but isn't striking. This confuses Darnez, until TPK moves his eyebrows up and down in quick succession. Darnez looks down again to see TPK's foot on top of the steel chair. Suddenly, without warning, TPK brings his leg upward with such velocity that his boot makes a sharp "THWACK" sound when it makes contact with Darnez' nose. Darnez is forced to stand from the impact. He grasps at his nose from the shot and staggers back, near the edge of the Ring which has no barb-wire ropes on it. Darnez has difficulty keeping his footing near the edge of the ring, and the flames begin to shoot up from that side of the ring also, which then lap around Darnez' boots. Darnez manages to keep his balance somehow. Suddenly, without warning, TPK lunges at Darnez with his Barb-Wire wrapped arm. The swing would have wrecked Darnez' face had he not lowered his entire body by bending his knees and shuffling his feet in time, maneuvering himself behind The Psycho Kid. Before TPK can react, Darnez re-adjusts his body quickly enough, and bends his knees. He pushes off of his knees, leaping into the air. He thrusts his legs out in front of him, catching TPK in the back with a solid dropkick. Darnez rotates his body enough so that he lands on his knees after the impact. The impact made causes TPK to stagger onto the Flame-Jet setup. The tiny flames lap around his boots and ankles, however, he takes no notice of this. He rotates his upper body ninety degrees so that he can see where Darnez is. Where Darnez is however, is coming right toward him with excellent momentum. TPK, in a lats-ditch effort to not be hit by Darnez, swings his Barb-Wire arm in a backhand motion, catching Darnez as he left his feet, right in the forehead. Darnez' momentum causes his body to continue flying forward, however, the collision with the arm causes Darnez to miss TPK completely. Darnez lands on the outside ring floor face first. He places his hands on his face and shouts in utter pain. The shot has caused Darnez to bleed profusely, which is apparent by the blood seeping through his fingers as he holds his major wound. The crowd cheers as Darnez bleeds, showing how truly sadistic they are. TPK hops back into the ring so that he isn't standing on the Flame-Jet fixture.

Homeless Harry:
"Damn, Darnez FC appears to be busted open quite badly there Jenna"

Jenna Fox:
"Well thats what he deserves from messing with TNS!"

Homeless Harry:
"Well, i wanted to see him get his ass kicked, but when a human being gets busted open so badly like that, you just can't help and feel bad for them"

Jenna Fox:
"See, thats the difference between you and me, you actually care about the wrestlers well beings, i just want to see them destroy each other!"

Homeless Harry:
"Jenna, this is wrestling, not streetfighting. No wrestler should have to expect to be cut up that badly in any match, no matter how much of a jackass they are!"

Jenna Fox:
"Well, the thing is, they know ANYTHING can happen in that ring, especially in a match invented by TPK! If Darnez wasn't expecting it, then thats his fault"

Homeless Harry:
"Well, i just hope Darnez can continue in this match, as this would be a sad way for it to end"

TPK turns toward the fans, who are cheering as loud as they can. He gives them an arrogant smirk, showing which personality of TPK has taken over. The fans don't seem to care however, as they're still happy with the fact that TPK is currently kicking Darnez' ass in this match. TPK shuffles his feet backward so that he is near the opposite side of the ring to the side of the ring with no ring ropes. He doesn't back up completely however as he knows that the ropes have been replaced by Barb-Wire ones, and he shouldn't need to needlessly harm himself in this match if he doesn't need to. TPK charges toward the other side of the ring, preparing his body to take off. As he makes it near the edge of the ring, he notices a boot in the flame-Jet fixture, which has just been engulfed by the sprouting fire. TPK takes no notice of this and instead think of the advantage of surprise he'll have on Darnez through the fact that he'll be jumping right over the flames as they just settle down. This is what drives TPK on to leap over them. He jumps over them with both arms outstretched, ready to catch Darnez with a diving crossbody. However, the next thing he sees is a flaming boot heading directly for his face. The sole of the boot makes full contact with TPK's face, the force of which causes TPK to be knocked over to the side, and thus not hit Darnez at all. The flames disperse off of the boot as it makes contact with TPK's face. TPK lands on his side and clutches at his face with his right hand, as his other hand has Barb-Wire wrapped around it. The impact of the landing causes the Barb-Wire to begin to dig into his shirt and his skin, causing minor lacerations in his arm, which are noticeable through the blood slowing seeping out of his shirt and down his arm. A Bloody Darnez stands up, with a degree of difficulty, due to being busted open profusely just a few moments prior to hitting TPK in the face with his own flaming boot. The crowd are mixed on cheering and booing, as they don't like the fact that Darnez now has the advantage, but they do like how he used the flames in his move. So the crowd just begin screaming randomly.

Jenna Fox:
"How the hell did Darnez do that Harry?! Last i checked he was on the floor, covering his bloody face!"

Homeless Harry:
"Well Jenna, i am being told we have a replay of what happened before Darnez struck TPK with the boot"

Jenna Fox:
"Well don't just sit here and talk about it, play the bloody thing!"

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The replay shows the action from the outside of the ring, rather than the inside of the ring. It shows Darnez reaching down toward his boot and using his nimble fingers to untie it. He then wrenches his arms upward to take the boot off. He places the boot in the flames with his right hand, causing minor burns to himself. However, the pain might be numbed by the worse pain occurring on Darnez forehead. Most of the boot goes up in flames as the flames shoot upward and engulf it. The shot then shows TPK flying through the air, and Darnez swinging the boot for TPK's face, catching TPK square in the forehead with the sole of the boot, which was surrounded by flames at the time. The replay stops itself after TPK makes contact with the ground below
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Homeless Harry:
"Wow, Darnez is being pretty resourceful in this match Jenna, he used his own boot as a weapon for hobos sake!"

Jenna Fox:
"TPK shouldn't have taken a huge risk like that by leaping over the ropes, he should've just walked to the outside of the ring and brought some fists down on Darnez"

Homeless Harry:
"Well y'know what they say Jenna, No Risk No Reward!"

Jenna Fox:
"And you know what else they say?! One Risk is all it takes for you to Die!"

Homeless Harry:
"Wow, i never thought of it that way"

Jenna Fox:
"Of course you didn't, now get back to calling this match"

In this time, Darnez has managed to slip his singed boot back onto his foot. The boot itself is in pretty horrid condition, as the toe section of the boot has been completely burnt away and some of the ankle part of the boot are also burnt. But Darnez, doesn't seem to notice, or care for that matter, as he begins to stalk TPK's lifeless body. Darnez bends his back down and lowers his right arm toward the head of TPK. He grasps at the hair of TPK. Darnez then drags his feet toward the ringsteps, dragging TPK along behind him. A small grimace can be seen across The Psycho Kid's face as he is dragged toward the ringsteps. Darnez wrenches his right arm toward the ringsteps in question, placing TPK's body against them. Darnez releases his grip on the hair of TPK, and re-adjusts his back so that he is standing again. Darnez raises his right leg upward and cocks his foot to the side, he then pushes his leg forward toward the Arm of TPK which is wrapped in Barb-Wire. The shot makes TPK groan, but Darnez also is forced to grimace, as the Barb-Wire cuts through his flimsy boot and right into his foot. Darnez doesn't bring his foot back in however, he continues to push it against TPK's arm, causing it to become trapped in between his boot and the ringsteps, and thus, bringing the Barb-Wire closer to TPK's skin, and even cutting into it even more. Darnez continues to push for a whole ten seconds until bringing his foot back to his side. TPK's entire left arm is engulfed in blood, as the Barb-Wire was forced into his skin so much that it cut his entire arm open. Darnez' foot is also bleeding, but only to a minor degree. Darnez clenches his fist into a tight ball and swings it toward TPK's cheek. It connects with a satisfying "CRACK!" sound. The impact causes TPK's head to bobble slightly, however, no expression comes across his face as he appears to be knocked out from the massive blood loss he has suffered. Darnez walks backward, brings his hand up near his chest, stares at AJ Scally, moves his two main fingers toward him, and moves his head up and down, nodding. Scally seems to get the message. Scally begins scuffling underneath the ring apron, looking for an item of interest. After a few moments, Scally emerges from underneath the apron with a steel chair in hand. Scally doesn't waste time posing with the chair however. Instead, he runs toward TPK's lifeless body. He turns to Darnez, who points at TPK's face with his index finger. Scally nods, bends his knees so that he is at TPK's level, and places the Steel Chair in front of TPK's face. The crowd boo loudly, as they despise Darnez using outside help in this match. Darnez begins backing up, preparing for his next attack.

Homeless Harry:
"Oh god, i think i know what Darnez is planning here Jenna"

Jenna Fox:
"Well, if you do, how about you enlighten us o' Harry the god of wrestling?"

Homeless Harry:
"Well there was no point being Sarcastic about it...geez, i make a statement, and then you shoot me down for making that statement, i really wonder why i commentate with you sometimes"

Jenna Fox:
"Because if you didn't, you'd be laying out on the street right now!"

Homeless Harry:
"Ah, that is true"

Darnez has backed up all the way to the turnbuckle opposite of where TPK is laid out. As he begins his charge, the "Knocked out" TPK suddenly opens his eyes, clenches his right hand tightly, and swings it at Scally's jaw. The punch lands square and true, and causes Scally to be dropped onto his back. TPK quickly snatches up the Steel chair from the floor with his left hand and then grips it with both. He brings it above his head, and quickly brings it down with great force upon Scally's face, making a huge "BANG" noise as it makes impact. Scally's forehead begins to bleed profusely, and it appears as if the Flying Phenomenon is out of the match, at least momentarily. Darnez, seeing this as he is running, quickens his pace up even more. TPK turns his attention toward Darnez. He sees that the Former SNK KO Champion is extremely close to him and that he could make a move at any time, so, the only thing TPK can think of doing, is swinging his arms in Darnez direction, and letting go of the chair, causing it to fly toward Darnez. The chair catches Darnez right in the rib area. Darnez falls to his knees from the sudden impact of the chair, his body barely one metre away from the seated TPK. Darnez places his hands upto his chest in an attempt to numb the pain. The cut that he suffered earlier is still spewing blood. The blood itself dripping onto the Steel chair which is right underneath his face. Meanwhile, unknown to Darnez, TPK has stood up, and has almost made his way to the top of the turnbuckle. TPK uses what energy reserves he has left to pop himself onto the top of the turnbuckle. The Psycho Kid then stands upon the top of the Turnbuckle, without having a grip on anything. He lives true to his name by leaping off of the turnbuckle in a seat-like position with his left leg out in front of him. This leg-drop like move connects with Darnez' neck, causing Darnez' face to be brought down on the chair underneath it, causing a "THWACK" sound to be heard throughout the sold-out arena. TPK drops onto his back after the impact. The crowd cheer loudly from the move, as it was both amazing and impactive. However, with both men laid out at this current time, neither can take advantage, which makes the crowd a little anxious, but they still cheer anyway.

Homeless Harry:
"See? What did i tell ya? No risk, no reward Jenna!"

Jenna Fox:
"Well, i guess it paid off THAT time, but i don't think The Psycho Kid will get lucky if he pulls another move like that off again!"

Homeless Harry:
"What? You have no faith in our General Manager Jenna?"

Jenna Fox:
"No, i don't. You should know that by now Harry!"

TBC TPK

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

The crowds emphatic cheering continues as flames shoot up and fall down randomly around the ring, as the two men still lay on the outside. TPK is the first to show signs of movement as he places a hand on the floor and pushes himself to a stand, he then looks down at his feet to see Darnez laying with his face still on the steel chair, it's at this point when TPK reaches quickly down and grabs Darnez by the hair with both hands, he pulls on Darnez forcing him up but as Darnez is up to his knees he quickly flings his arm upward between the legs of TPK making him double over before dropping down to his knees, Darnez brings himself the rest of the way up and a smile forms across his bloodied face. Darnez takes a few short steps back and stops before rushing forward and firing his right knee upward into the face of TPK making him fall backward to the ground below getting a angered boo from the crowd.

Jenna: Darnez using some questionable tactics here...wow first good thing i've said about the guy all night, go figure.

Harry: Yeah well, call it what you want but a shot to the nuts is a shot to the nuts and that NEVER feels good.

Darnez takes this opportunity to make his way toward one of the weapon piles spread around the ring and quickly grab a rebarb pipe, he holds the pipe high over his head and smirks as he sees TPK rolling to his stomach and pulling himself to his feet, Darnez rushes him and grabbing the pipe with both hands stretches it across TPK's throat and wrenches back which makes TPK gasp for air and claw at the metallic rod thats cutting off his air supply. Meanwhile Scally has recovered from his previous attack and is using the ring steps to aid him in standing, he sees Darnez chocking the life out of TPK and walks toward them, he quickly fires a hard right fist into TPK's gut as Darnez releases the hold which folds TPK in half as he drops to his stomach, Darnez then grabs the tail of TPK's shirt and tells Scally to cut it which he does, after the shirt is cut past the neck Darnez pulls it off of TPK showing his scar laden body the most prominent of which is a huge burn mark on his lower right side as well as the large STD sign still freshly dug into his flesh from the previous meeting TPK had with Darnez.

Jenna: Oh god I think i'm going to be sick, please for the love of god cover that thing up.

Harry: Hey come on Jenna, the scars are all part of the job...well it is if you do it the way The Psycho Kid does anyway.

Darnez lays the shirt on one of the fire jets and then turns his focus back to TPK as the jet flames up behind him setting the shirt ablaze which just seems to fuel the crowds anger toward him even more. Darnez then tells Scally to step back and he does the same as they wait for TPK to get back to his feet, TPK takes a little time to do so as he is still regaining his breath from nearly being chocked out just moments ago, he places his hand on the apron and pulls himself up, he gets his arm off the apron just narrowly avoiding a large pillar of fire getting a gasp from the fans, TPK sees Darnez on one side of him and Scally on the other, he decides quickly and walks toward Darnez who waits until TPK is just in range before quickly firing a boot into TPK's stomach, he then grabs TPK by the shoulder and walks him to the open side of the ring and sliding him in. Darnez glances at Scally and without words tells him to hold off, after this Darnez rushes into the ring so not to be caught in a blaze. Darnez gets TPK to his feet and whips him toward the ropes but at the last moment TPK shifts the momentum and Darnez is flung back first into the barbed wire ropes causing him to yell out from the pain inflicted by the hot barbed wire ropes, he stumbles quickly forward and drops to his face as he grabs his back and moans.

Jenna: God this is so barbaric, why could they not just have a regular match like everybody else in the world?

Harry: Because that would be no fun to watch, I mean it's The Psycho Kid and Darnez FC in there they have to go big.

TPK walks over to Darnez and holds his left arm out in front of him before falling forward driving the sharp barbs wrapped around his arm into the back of his opponent making him jolt from the shot, TPK sits up after this and places the arm at the top of Darnez's shoulder blade and slowly drags it down across his back cutting him open and turning his back crimson red. Scally sees this and quickly grabs the chair laying at his feet before rushing into the ring and slamming the steel chair squarely into the back of TPK with a loud pop, TPK falls to his side as Scally pulls Darnez to his feet and goes back to his neutral position.

Harry Oh come on! I haven't seen this much blatant cheating in a long time, why can Darnez not just fight The Psycho Kid one on one like it should be?

Jenna: Whats wrong with you Harry? Don't you know that if you have the help you take it, I mean sure you can get places playing fairly...but not nearly as fast as you can by cheating like hell.

TBC

[Darnez FC/Matt Campton]

Darnez' knees look as if they're about to buckle underneath him has he stands, the occursion of this from the huge amount of blood he has lost from his forehead gash and the many lacerations across his back, However, he manages to retain his balance by wobbling over to the left-top turnbuckle and lunging at it with both arms outstretched. He catches the turnbuckle top, however, his right arm comes into contact with the barb-wire as he leapt, causing a small cut to open up near his elbow. The pain from this is neither felt by Darnez, nor does it look prominent, as the blood oozing from Darnez forehead and back look to be wounds of more pain than a tiny cut across the arm. Darnez stares at the crowd, who mercilessly boo his name. Darnez waits a moment, before carefully raising his right arm into the air, with his fist pointed out toward the crowd. He then extends his middle finger out, giving the entire crowd "the finger". As he does this, the words "FUCK TNS!" are heard emanating from his mouth. The fans in the first set of seats hear this, which makes them boo even more. Darnez turns his body ninety degrees so that he his facing the inside of the ring. He brings his right arm back down to his side. He spies his opponent TPK, who appears to be showing signs of life as he slowly rolls onto his side. Darnez charges at TPK's body with some speed, as he gets close to it, he bends his knees and pushes off of them so he can get some height in a jump, as he is in mid-air, he positions his leg backward so that his right knee is prominent, he also bends his left leg back, so that he doesn't land on his left foot and thus muck the move up. Darnez' knee falls across the side of TPK's head, which causes some pain in TPK's cerebral cortex. Darnez extends his arms out as the knee makes contact and as the knee comes off of TPK's cranium, he uses his arms to roll through the move, so that he ends up standing instead of on his knees as he completes the move. The roll-through is successful, if a little lacking in execution, as Darnez is standing tall over the motionless body of TPK. Darnez looks at the body, and simply gives it a prod with his right foot. The body moves slightly as if it were limp. Darnez cockily smiles, turns his body forty-five degrees and yells at the crowd "See? Even your General Manager has nothing! TNS is done for! You fans have nothing to live for now! SNK rules supreme!" Again, only the fans in the expensive seats catch these comments, but the entire crowd still goes into a frenzy of booing. Scally, on the outside, applauds this, as he is the only one to agree with these comments. Just then, for some reason unknown to Darnez, the crowd goes into a cheering frenzy. Darnez gives them an odd look, as if to say "Why are you cheering for me?" Suddenly, without warning, a sharp "THOCK!" Sound is heard coming off of the back of Darnez. The pain of the shot he received causes his knees to buckle underneath him. Darnez places his hands out in front of him to stop himself from dropping to the canvas. Another Shot is brung down across his back, which causes Darnez' body to finally hit the canvas. Darnez yelps in sheer agony from the second shot, which sounded like it had more force behind it than the first. These shots in question came from a enraged TPK, who is wielding a 2x4 plank of wood. He gives the crowd a sickly smile as Darnez lays on the cold canvas below

Homeless Harry:
"YES! TPK has now grasped the advantage once again by smacking Darnez twice, in the back, with that plank of wood!"

Jenna Fox:
"And since when did you like people using weapons in matches Harry?"

Homeless Harry:
"Well, i don't, but this is a special case, Darnez deserves the tar beaten out of him, and as long as it doesn't occur via barb-wire or fire, i don't care really"

Jenna Fox:
"Wow, aren't we the sadist?"

Homeless Harry:
"No, thats you Jenna"

Jenna Fox:
"Damn right it is, and if you ever forget that, i'll wring your neck with a steel chain! Understood?!"

Homeless Harry:
"Understood...sadist"

TPK looks at his handiwork with sheer glee, as he likes it when others feel the pain he inflicts. TPK motions for the referee to begin counting Darnez out of this contest, as per the three stipulations of winning in this contest, with one of those stipulations being by Knockout. The referee raises his right arm into the air with his hands open, beginning to count Darnez out. The crowd eagerly chants along with the referee, as this is the outcome they wish to see from this contest.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...At five, the referee raises his left arm upward so that he continue his count with relative ease.
Six...At Six, Darnez begins to show signs of life by using his arms to raise his stomach off of the canvas. Some members of the crowd begin to boo, as they want Darnez to lose. However, most still chant the referee's count.
Seven...
Eight...At eight, Darnez has managed to get onto his knees. TPK raises both arms above his head so that the 2x4 is high in the air, ready to strike, just in case Darnez manages to get to his feet in time.
Nine...At Nine, AJ Scally, who realises that Darnez will not be able to make it to his feet in time from the sheer amount of damage he has taken, decides to extend both arms into the ring from the outside of the ring and open his hands up, he then clamps them down on the nearby Referee's ankles. Scally, using what strength he can muster, jerks his arms upward with such velocity, he causes the referee to lose his balance and thus fall onto the canvas, face first, with a big "THUD!" sound, knocking him out momentarily. Scally gets cuts around his wrist area due to his wrists coming into contact with the barb-wire ropes, however, this doesn't bother him in the slightest. The entire arena fills with a monstrous "This is bullshit!" Chant, as they know TPK had the match in hand at that moment, and that TPK has been getting screwed in this match from the get go. TPK turns his body forty-five degrees so that he is staring a hole into AJ Scally, who has brought his arms back down to his sides and turned away from the ring to make it look like nothing out of the ordinary occurred. TPK however, knows that Scally did do something. TPK releases his grip on the 2x4, letting it drop to the canvas with a "THUD!" He then rushes toward the Barb-Wire ropes and the searing flames, which popped up just as Scally removed his arms from out of the ring. TPK places both arms out in front of him, uses the momentum he has gathered to launch himself through the middle of the Barb-Wire ropes, raises his legs upward enough so that they're in line with his body, and bends his head low so that it doesn't get cut by the Barb-Wire. This dive is perfect, as no parts of his body make it into contact with the Barb-Wire. Scally, who hasn't realised what has occurred, is brought down by the force of the dive, which catches him squarely in the back. The crowd cheers exuberantly as contact is made. After both men have gone down, TPK gets up onto his knees and clenches both of his fists, he then begins to bring them down upon Scally's face, with his left fist which has some Barb-Wire wrapped around it, causing Scally's face to be cut open even more. The amount of punches that TPK lays into Scally's face is unfathomable, as the assault is quick and deadly. As the assault finishes, TPK uses his right hand to push off of the ground to help him stand, which gathers a positive response from the crowd.

Homeless Harry:
"By god finally! The contest is finally an even one! TPK has taken out what help Darnez brought with him! Now Darnez has no-one left to stop TPK!"

Jenna Fox:
"Well, except Darnez himself Harry, who is alot better than Scally anyway"

Homeless Harry:
"Well, what i meant was, that Darnez now has to take TPK on one-on one, instead of using what help he could gather through his negotiationial skills"

Jenna Fox:
"How do you know about that stuff Harry? Do you watch SNK or something?!"

Harry's eyes shift from side to side, as if to look obviously guilty. After doing this, he gives Jenna his answer.

Homeless Harry:
"No, i check ICW.com for all the latest ICW information, and that piece of information just happened to be on the front page"

Jenna Fox:
"Oh please, you don't even own a computer, let alone know how to operate one!"

Homeless Harry:
"Well...er...lets get back to the match shall we?"

Jenna Fox:
"Fine, but i'm on your case now, Homeless boy"

Meanwhile, in the ring, Darnez has finally found a way to get back to his feet, although the shots from the 2x4 still leave him in a confused and almost stoat state. TPK, who is still on the outside of the ring, notices that Darnez is finally standing, and decides to rush around the sides of the ring to make it to the side of the ring which has no Barb-Wire ropes attached to it. This appears to be an intelligent Decision, as Darnez still isn't aware of where TPK is, and thus, is facing away from The Psycho Kid. TPK makes it to the side of the ring which faces the entrance ramp, and precedes to slide into the ring, that is, until a jet of flames shoot upward, stopping him dead in his tracks. This causes TPK to jerk his entire body back, so that he isn't burnt. TPK waits a moment for the flames to die down. After they do, he bends his knees for some aid in his next move. He uses the potential energy he has gathered from his knees to push off of them and leap onto the Flame Jet fixture. He quickly hops off of the fixture in question, as he doesn't wish to become toasted. TPK slowly walks over to Darnez, who still appears to be out on his feet. TPK bends his back down and brings his arms down. He uses his hands to grab the 2x4 which he dropped earlier. He stands up with it in his hands. He moves his arms upward and prepares the 2x4 for one last strike upon the skull of Darnez FC. That is, until the lights go out completely. The crowd gasps in surprise and shock, as they do not know what has caused the sudden blackout. After a few anxious moments of waiting, the lights suddenly come back on, with the ring occupied by a mysterious man wearing a cloak which surrounds his entire body wielding a steel chair, standing directly behind TPK. TPK, during the momentary Darkness, brought the 2x4 back down do that it was in front of him, but he didn't turn around, which may have been a foolish move. The mysterious man swings his arms in a motion which causes the steel chair to swing in a horizontal direction, catching TPK in the lower part of his back with a sharp "THWACK!" Sound. TPK loses his grip on the 2x4 and falls directly downward toward the canvas, landing right by the heels of Darnez FC, who has now turned around, only to see the man with the steel chair raised above his head, looking like as if he going to strike Darnez. Darnez' face has a look of fear across it as the mysterious man holds the chair up high. However, after five seconds, Darnez' look of fear changes to a cocky smirk. As this happens, the steel chair is brought downward, but not on Darnez' head, but on TPK's back. TPK's body jerks and writhes from the sharp shot. Darnez raises his left leg off of the canvas and cocks his boot to the side, he then brings it down across TPK's skull, he duplicates this motion seven times before stopping. The Mysterious man looks to strike again, that is, until Darnez brings his arm upto his head and tilts his hand backward. The Mysterious man appears to have gathered what the command meant, as he releases his left hand off of the steel chair and brings it upto the top of the hood masking his identity. He clasps at the hood, and, after a moment, he jerks his arm back so that the hood falls back. The man is revealed to be...

Jenna Fox:
"Wait a minute, how did Darnez get his services Harry?!"

Homeless Harry:
"I have no idea Jenna, but you can scratch out what i said before about this match finally being one-on-one"

Jenna Fox:
"Ok, scratched"

KATO FARAJI OF SNK! As the revelation occurs, the crowd begins booing with a mixture of a "You Sold out!" Chant, which might have occurred due to what Kato said on SNK a couple of weeks ago about working for the highest bidder. Kato's eyes quickly scan the crowd, as if he looks like he cares about what they think. That is, until he shakes his head from side-to-side, as if to indicate that he doesn't care about what they think. Kato, after telling the crowd what he thinks about their opinions, turns toward the corpse-like body of TPK, and looks ready to continue his assault.

TBC TPK

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

TPK looking as if he just got hit by a truck doesn't make much effort to move but it's of no use to Darnez as the ref is still laid out from the shot by Scally earlier in the match, this however does not seem to bother Darnez at this point as he seems more bent on showing TPK and the TNS audience up rather than actually winning the match. Kato looks around and sees a pair of wire cutters in the corner of the ring, he grabs them and walks over to TPK before carefully cutting the barbed wire casing off of his arm and tossing it to the side showing his arm which is still bleeding profusely. Kato looks at Darnez for a sign and Darnez simply nods prompting Kato to grab TPK by the arms and lift him to his feet, TPK fires a few shots in Kato's direction but a combination of blood loss and fatigue has his shots falling well short of having anything close to enough power of effecting a fresh Kato significantly.

Jenna: Look at that smug son of a bitch Darnez, he must think he is so damn clever right now! I tell you this much if Cage was here right now he would be out there teaching him a lesson unlike that no good Psycho Kid who so far has proved that he is good...at getting his ass utterly handed to him.

Harry: He had a slight advantage going for him with that barbed wire battering ram of an arm he was using but Kato made sure that was not to be a factor and with Kato being in no way worn down he has GOT to be more than able to put up a fight.

As Darnez continues to take a breather Kato suddenly deflects one of TPK's punches with an elbow and quickly moves in and lifts TPK up and holds him across his body with one hand between his legs his other arm under TPK's head, Kato pivots on his foot and then quickly snaps back letting TPK swing away before grabbing across his neck with one hand and grabbing the back of his head with the other and falling to his back causing TPK to crash face first into the mat below, with this Kato snaps his head toward Darnez who points at the ref and motions his hands upward which gets Kato to quickly lift the ring up and leave the ring narrowly avoiding a jet of fire. Darnez then walks over to TPK in a very cocky manner before simply placing a boot on the TNS GM's chest and standing there as the ref counted he got to two and was about to hit three when Darnez purposely moves his foot of TPK's chest and smiles to the crowd all the while talking shit which grants him yet another round of boos from the pissed off crowd. Darnez then bends over and begins thrusting his palm sideways into the face of TPK slapping him around and attempting to embarrass him on his own turf, Darnez lands five or six shots in rapid succession. Darnez then stops and turns away from his opponent and looks into the crowd, he begins yelling at them about how much better he is than any of them, he then goes on about how there is no way he can possibly lose the match, suddenly from behind him TPK slams his arms up between his legs and rolled back slamming Darnez's shoulder blades to the mat, the ref quickly slides over and begins to count.

Jenna: YES! Roll up from The Psycho Kid this could be just the sign the fat lady is waiting on before her closing number.

ONE!

Harry: Ah hell yeah fat chicks! I can't wait.

TWO

Jenna: No you fuckin idiot, it's...you know what i'm not even going to waste my breath explaining it to you let's just move on now.

The ref's hand is just back in the air from counting two when Darnez manages to power his shoulders off of the ground causing TPK to wince and roll away from Darnez and toward the ropes. Darnez gets quickly to his feet and looks angrily at TPK and walks hastily in his direction, he bends down and pulls TPK to his feet before grasping his opponents wrist and walking toward the center of the ring at which point he wraps his arms around the waste of TPK and quickly rockets up before falling to his back and driving TPK's head viciously into the ground. Darnez then stands up and quickly motions for Kato who wastes little time in getting to Darnez's side. Darnez smiles and points down at TPK before motioning toward the ropes and then slowly dragging his thumb across his throat which makes Kato grin evilly and force TPK to his feet, he quickly fires TPK into the ropes and then rushes full force toward him as Kato gets within striking range he lowers his shoulder and wraps his arms around TPK and drives forward as the flames shoot up and lick at both men's flesh burning the both of them minimally, both men crash to the outside of the ring and are now tangled together in a mass of scorching barbed wire as a "Holly Shit!" chant erupts from the crowd.

Jenna: Oh...oh my god! I hope EMTs are on stand by because The Psycho Kid and Kato Faraji just got burnt by that fire and on top of it they are now wrapped up in barbed wire that has been heated by fire for a pretty long period of time.

Harry: Well, it sure put a smile on Darnez's face! I'd say I can't believe he asked Kato to do that but what surprises me even more is that the crazy son of a bitch DID it!

TBC

[~Morzan/ Mr. Ace~]

Great match: +2 to both