He's heeeeeere.

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

The scene opens at ringside as the camera pans the crowd slowly showing the people gearing up for the action that is sure to ensue at any given moment. The audience is rumbling when all of a sudden Icky Thump by The White Stripes hits sending the fans into a state of utter confusement.

Eric: Well now I don't recognize this music...must be someone new.

JTG: Oh gee Eric...did you figure that out all on your own? Damn yo talk about stating the obvious, course you are the master of that.

All of a sudden a multitude of colors begin to flash on the stage and down the ramp as the tron switches to pictures of various rabbits in different stages of life which gets cheers from the younger audience members. All of a sudden El Conajo Blanco comes from behind the ramp wearing the same outfit he had on when he was seen in Mr.Ace's office earlier in the program, El Conajo Blanco stands on top of the ramp before busting out into random dance down the ramp slapping hands with fans as he progresses further down the ramp. El Conajo Blanco gets to the bottom of the ramp and does a quick spin before leaping up onto the apron and clutching both hands onto the top rope, he looks to either side of himself before spring boarding himself over the ropes and lands on one knee next to the ropes, he then gets to his feet and flips his cape up before giving his rear end a little shake moving the bunny tail around slightly, he signals for a mic and the ring announcer hands him one.

Eric: This has got to be the strangest thing I have seen in awhile...whats with the tail man? I mean don't get me wrong I don't have any problems with the guy because well hell the fans seem to love him but come on this is weird.

JTG: Yo yo yo yo yo...yo! The kid definately has a flair for the dramatic but that isn't exactly something that will get you a win, for all we know this dude could be a total pushover.

El Conajo Blanco: Heloooooooooo ICW! It is I *places his hands on his hips and holds his chin up* El Conajo Blanco! I have come to you fine people tonight to issue an open challenge to anyone as into entertaining the fans as I am. I don't care who you are what kind of match you want or where and when you want it. Hell Eric "frikin" Angle could come in here and take me on as long as it means these fans get one hell of a fight.

JTG: Yo E Rock, that sounds like a challenge to me. You going to accept?

Eric: Don't be stupid JTG! He isn't challenging me he is just making a point for god's sake...besides I wouldn't want to embarrass the poor guy...it's just not my style man.

TBC By Anyone

[wreckingball]

After a while, El Conajo Blanco begins to appear slightly disappointed when no-one appears to answer his challenge. He makes to leave the ring, but he is interrupted by a gruff, aggressive but somehow friendly voice.

"Sorry I was late. Hope I didn't miss too much."

The fans look to the top of the entrance ramp, but no-one is there.

"Guys... girls... I'm over here."

They turn around, and standing at the top of the arena's audience seating area, at the top of a long flight of steps... is the Human Wreckingball, with a radio microphone in hand. He is wearing a battered "Sturgis Biker Rally 2005" shirt with the sleeves ripped off, black baggy pleather wrestling pants with a red and blue flame design, steel toed black leather boots, a bandanna with red and blue flame pattern and wraparound sunglasses. He is standing proudly at the top of the steps, with a grin on his face, and when Conajo Blanco turns to look at him, Wreckingball gives him a double thumbs-up before making his way down the steps and to the side of the ring while talking to the fans on the way down.

As soon as Wreckingball enters the ringside area, he speaks again.

"I never thought I'd share an arena with a giant white rabbit. Honestly, I never saw it coming...

Wreckingball gets into the ring and walks purposefully toward ECB, a wide grin on his face. Once he gets to a couple of feet in front of him, he turns back to the crowd.

"... I got no idea whether I'm gonna accept the challenge, and I never turn down a challenge! NEVER! But a guy who has the sheer nerve, the sheer balls to come out in front of tens of thousands of fans and lay down an open challenge while wearing a rabbit suit...!? It's pretty obvious this is one f---ing brave guy. I'm guessing the only thing he's scared of in a match... is overheating and passing out..."

Wreckingball turns around and faces ECB with the same, permanent grin on his face.

"I'd be honored to fight you, and I'm more than happy to leave you to decide the sort of match we have."

Wreckingball sticks his hand out, towards the White Rabbit...

JTG: Yo, I wouldn' shake that thing, I don't know where it's been.

TBC?

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

(OOC: It's not really a Bunny Suite it just has a bunny tail *
El Conajo Blanco looks at the man standing in front of him with his hand extended toward him, he slowly looks upward and looks into the much larger man's eyes before quickly nodding and extending his hand into Wreck's.

Eric: Well I don't really like Blacno's choices in this one...I mean Human Wreckingball has at least half a foot on him, and don't even get me started on the weight difference.

JTG: Aw shit, the crazy fool did it. Listen to the fans though! They are getting a lot of bang for their buck...wonder if that dude has some stuff I could "borrow" bet I could get some money for that!

After the two men release hands El Conajo Blanco takes a few slow paces back and surveys the man he just agreed to fight with, he paces around slowly holding his hand up to his chin apparently in deep thought, a few brief moments pass and Blanco stops and quickly raises the mic to his lips.

El Conajo Blanco: I have to say, you caught me by surprise...I really didn't come out here with a match type in mind but a bunny has to do what a bunny has to do...and this bunny has a match to choose. You are obviously much larger than I am so any kind of match involving sheer strength is a no...I don't want something involving speed cause that might be a bit more in my favor and I think the fans want something a little funner to watch so how about...hmm...how about a submission match, yes we will have a submission match we both like the submission moves so why not?

Eric: This guy is an idiot! Human Wreckingball is very well known for his submission skill! Never the less I do enjoy a nice submission match so this ought to be fantastic!

JTG: I think it was a waist of a free match choice...dude could a picked anything and he went with a plain old submission match LAME! But on the upside that means there won't be any DQs so maybe something that isn't boring will happen.

TBC?

[wreckingball]

The audience cheer loudly, drowning out Wreckingball's voice. Wreck quiets down until the crowd stop cheering.

"Well, that's great news. I was worried it'd be another hardcore match for a bit there! Don't get me wrong, there isn't much that's better than a big, nasty, brutal hardcore match, but this is looking like both my debut and Conajo's, and I'd rather not either end up in hospital or have Conajo end up in hospital on the first night... this way, it's good clean family fun for everyone!

Well, except for people who don't like wrestling... but they wouldn't go to the shows and if they're at home, they can change the channel anyways. And Conajo... "


El Conajo Blanco turns to Wreckingball with a curious expression...

"Eric would probably give ya a decent match man. Sure, you'd win, but it would be well worth watching. Anyways, welcome to Intense Championship Wrestling. I don't know what you'll think of it, because you've only been here a day or so, but welcome aboard anyways."

TBC