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Post by David Davidson on Jul 8, 2008 10:38:27 GMT
The commercial break ends with the crowd settling back into the seats, ready for another segment of TNS. Standing in the center of the ring is newcomer David Davidson with his trademark goofy smile plastered across his bruised face and a mic in his hand ready to address the crowd. Looking around the arena at the fans, he notices some wearing his t-shirt, and a few signs here and there. 'NVX fears DD' and 'DD > ALL' for example. Noticing one particularly well done sign in the front row, Davidson steps out of the ring and approaches the young man holding it, with a picture of him in the middle labeled 'Keyboard Warrior'. Double D has a few words with the man and takes the sign. He slides into the ring thrusts the sign upwards gloriously.
DD: AAAAWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!
The crowd join in on the Eater of Worlds' victory yell.
DD: Alright, alright, quiet everyone. First off I wa-ah what the hell, keep yelling!
The crowd go back to roaring, Davidson taking in the cheers and loving the attention.
DD: Well first off, I wanna give a few words to the future Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair. HA. HA. I BEAT YOU. NOOB. YOU GOT PWNT, BITCH, YOU GOT PWNT.
The fans crack up in response to his humilation of Alex Sinclair and start up a chant. 'SINCLAIR GOT PWNT! SINCLAIR GOT PWNT!' The Keyboard Warrior chuckles a little.
DD: Lulz. Second of all, I wanna talk about my match tonight. A first blood match with the champ, NVX.
The crowd yell a little in anticipation of the night's main event.
DD: I told you all I was leet didn't I? Clearly someone in management is taking notice, I've been here one week and I'm main eventing already. Even I didn't think I'd be main eventin' this soon!
More cheers erupt from the fans, who are really starting to like this David Davidson fella.
DD: So these main eventin' shenanigans have inflated my ego somewhat and have filled me with a no doubt false sense of confidence which has prompted me to drop out of the chase for the Extreme title.
The crowd start to boo a little but The Slayer of Gods interrupts them.
DD: Let me finish! Drop out of the chase for the Extreme title... and GO AFTER THE TNS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd stay quiet, expecting him to continue.
DD: Uh... I finished.
The crowd instantly cheer again.
DD: Now, coincidentally, I happen to be facing the champion in a first blood match tonight. And despite my attempts, the GM wont make it a title match. So I'm putting forward a challenge. NVX, if you're watching, and I've got IRL haxx, so I KNOW you are, after I make you bleed tonight with a little Leet Chin Music I want a title shot at World's End!
The crowd cheer again, fantasizing about the match up.
DD: 'Cause really, who else on TNS is leet enough to take it off you? Sinclair? Donkey Dude? I THINK NOT. And being a fan's man, I challenge you to A RAGE QUIT MATCH AT WORLD'S END!
The crowd yell half heartedly, unsure of what that match is, prompting The Keyboard Warrior to scratch his head in shyness.
DD: Oh uh... that's just an I Quit match but I kinda like the name 'cause it ki-THAT'S IRRELEVANT! The point is, are you man enough to come out here and accept my challenge, or are you gonna chump out like a bitch? Well? I'm waiting...
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Post by LG Millard on Jul 8, 2008 11:57:56 GMT
Suddenly, 'No Chance In Hell' hits, and the crowd go silent. Then, out comes Mr Stryker, a new addition to ICW, being accompanied by AJ Scally, and Krystal! Despite being new to the greatness known as Intense Championship Wrasslin', the entire crowd know who he is. Mr James Christopher Gordon Marcus Stryker is the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, a title he won three times with the Ultimate Bomb, Stryker Splash, and his signature foreign object, the singapore cane, which he is carrying onto the stage.
The fans of ICW begin to boor and jeer Stryker, who was voted most hated superstar by the readers of WCW Magazine in 1998 and 1999, as a part of the New World Order, before retiring in early 2000, going to the WWF and managing some huge names, such as Triple H and The Big Show.
No chance thats what 'cha got (ha ha yeah) Up against a machine too strong Greedy politictions buying souls from us are PUPPETS You'll find your place in line Now, tie a string around your finger now boy Cause is just a matter of time
Cause you got No chance No chance in hell You got no chance No chance in hell You got no chance No chance in hell You got no chance No chance in hell
Stryker has a microphone in his hand, and brings it to his lips, with David Davidson looking very confused. He starts talking, while walking to the ring, cane in hand, with Scally and his girlfriend two steps behind him, holding hands.
Mr Stryker- People, yes, this is your greatest fantasy coming to brilliant fruition. This is not a dream. This is real. Finally, ICW can be saved, by the single greatest wrestler to ever lace a boot.
Yes, I know you have been waiting for this moment. Get out your cellphones, text your chums, call them, take a picture, shoot a video, tell them to turn on their VCR, or their DVR, or whatever it's called, and make sure they have this moment forever. Because I'm a god to you people! My name is James Christopher Gordon Marcus Stryker, and don't you forget it!
And you, Davidson, must be wondering why a legend, no wait, an icon, no wait, a god, is out here, with you. You, little David Davidson. Well believe it.
*Crowd begins to chant 'You suck dick' at Stryker*
Shut up, and bow down to your better man!
*Loud boos*
David, I'm going to say something to you that I don't say to many people. I like you. You have it. just like this man here, Scally. What is it? It, is what made me a three time World Champion by the age of 21! It is what makes me a worldwide phenomenon. And it, my man, is what made me notice you.
Kid, I have a very big offer for you. I want to see if you have what it takes to play with the big boys. And dammit, I'm the biggest of them all. I'm so damn big that if Jesus was there I'd....never mind. But I want you to join me and Scally here. Oh, and his girl. I will take you under my wing, and make you the second greatest wrestler of all time! Along with Scally of course.
What do you say?
Stryker raises his eyebrow towards Davidson, as the crowd make confused noises, almost like elephants. Davidson looks perplexed, and childish, but happy and sad at the same time. Stryker moves closer to him, and DD replies.
DD- Uhh, well, umm, erm, it's just that, erm, well, I guess, umm, ok.
Stryker- You've made the right decision son. Now, we'll reign supreme for evermore over ICW. Because we, David Davidson, AJ Scally, Krystal and Mr Stryker, are Devolution!
Stryker is interrupted by NVX's music!
TBC NVX
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Post by NVX on Jul 8, 2008 23:30:45 GMT
All of a sudden, the lights get darker. They get so dark, that the only thing visible is the glow of the titan-tron. The titan-tron shows a man, trapped in a cage. It looks like there is no way out. All of a sudden, the man bursts out of the cage. The titan-tron then shows NVX X-spearing many of his opponents. NVX appears on the stage having his back toward the ring. he is wearing a pair of black fighting trunks, an NVX T-shirt, and a pair of black and blue nikes. He has the his Tuesday Night Shockwave Heavyweight title around his waist.
If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
Jenna: What the hell does he think he's doing? Is he really dumb enough to interrupt the newest member of ICW when he is clearly outnumbered?
Harry: He's champion for a reason, Jenna. He's not going to be intimidated.
Jenna: That's because he's too dumb to know what intimidation is!
If you feel so filthy So dirty so fucked up If you feel so walked on So painful so pissed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
NVX stands on the ramp and stares down at the ring. He then looks around at the crowd and becomes even more motivated to walk out the winner tonight. He then raises his arms and forms and X with them. NVX holds the X on his chest, performing his signature taunt. All of a sudden, fire raises behind him. The fire grows larger and larger. NVX then pushes both his arms apart and the fire immediately vanishes. He then makes his way slowly toward the ring.
The fans are on their feet to show respect for this amazing wrestler. The camera shows a young boy, holding up a sign that reads "Not extreme. It's X-treme!!!"
NVX takes a look around him. He notices the crowd is going wild for him. He smiles and enjoys the fan's support. NVX walks down the ramp and high-fives some of the fans. NVX then slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckle and raises his arms to form an X. NVX then unstraps his title from his waist and raises it up high in the air. Pyro shoots out on all four corners. He jumps back down and lands on his feet. NVX then walks over to the edge of the ring and asks an ICW worker guy to hand him a microphone. The worker reaches out and gives one to him. NVX then walks toward David Davidson and his new found team. NVX looks a little puzzled at what just happened here. NVX then brings the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.
NVX: Wait just a damn second. Was that a challenge I just heard?
Some people in the crowd start cheering, while others stay silent, not knowing whether to cheer or boo.
NVX: Dude, I don't even know you. This isn't the comic book convention.
Some audience members start laughing, while others still don't know who's side to be on.
NVX: But seriously, do you really think you're good enough to actually take on the top dog here on Tuesday Night Shockwave? You get got lucky being in the main event tonight. I mean, you were good in that match against Alex...Damn, I forgot his name. Was it Sinchair or bear or something? Anybody can beat a nobody! Even another nobody! But tonight, you got a match against the Dark Prince of X-treme!
The crowd erupts in cheers, showing their support for the World Champion.
NVX: Oh, it looks like you made some new friends.
The crowd starts to boo Stryker, Scally, and his girlfriend Krystal.
Stryker: Hey, shut up! You people can't boo me! I'm Mr. Stryker, dammit! Now, NVX, you better watch your mouth.
NVX: Or else what?! You four are going to team up against me? As David Davidson might say, LOL!
The crowd bursts out laughing.
NVX: No, but in all seriousness, you four might have a chance to beat me up. I mean, I can't hit girls. Sorry, Krystal. Sorry, Scally.
The crowd erupts in laughter directed toward AJ Scally.
NVX: Stryker, I don't think your in any position to tell me what to do.
DD: Whoa, whoa. Hey! This is between you and me, NVX.
NVX: Oh, yeah. You're right. I'll accept your challenge, if you can actually be up that late to be in the main event. Won't your mom be angry if you miss dinner?
The crowd starts laughing again.
NVX: Too bad for you, I already have an opponent. A man by the name of Jamei Hunnigan.
The crowd starts cheering instantly at the moment Jamei's name as mentioned.
NVX: So, if you're up for it, how about an ELIMINATION TRIPLE THREAT RAGE QUIT MATCH?!
The crowd starts screaming at the top of their lungs that the sound of the idea. TBC ((No offence to anybody I may have offended. It was all in character.))
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Post by theprinceofpunk on Jul 9, 2008 0:10:49 GMT
[align=center][shadow=red,left,300]"There's something coming And its coming for you The mob is restless Looking for something new You lead us here With an eternal promise The gallows calling For you to pay for this
Now that we're left here on our own There's nowhere left to turn Who will see me through?
Your heroes are dead They're all in your head When nothing is left we'll start again Your heroes are dead They're all in your head When nothing is left we'll start again"[/shadow]
"Your Heroes Are Dead" by Project 86 blares over the speakers as the crowd looks curiosly to the entrance ramp, wondering who emerges from the great curtain now.
Pyrotechnics lift from the stage creating a brilliant flash and mixture of colors of light as Jamei steps out, walking slowly to the ring, dressed in a leather jacket, jeans, and some bunny slippers that cause the crowd to laugh considerably.
"Dammit, NVX!" Jamei yells down to him as his music cuts. "That match is mine, and mine alone!"
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Post by David Davidson on Jul 9, 2008 7:09:52 GMT
Davidson turns to face him in frustration and interrupt his complaints.
DD: Pipe down Hunnigan, the men are talking!
The crowd laugh again, this time with The Punk as the subject of humiliation and an angry look forms on his face.
Jamei: How da-
DD: STFU noob!
The crowd laugh again as Hunnigan shakes in fury, his face turning red and his temple throbbing. He stares speechless at the people in the ring, unable to think of the right words to express his rage. Comfortable that he has time to speak, David Davidson turns back to NVX.
DD: Now back to business. NVX, you and I both know that Miss Hunnigan up there just isn't in our league, and he's just gonna be getting in the way for a triple threat at World's End, 'cause you know that that's just gonna be about us two squarin' off, the fans don't wanna see The Chump- sorry, The Punk.
The few Jamei Hunnigan fans in the arena boo, but the cheers for Double D quickly drown them out.
NVX: What are you getting at boy? You sayin' your too chicken to take the both of us?
The crowd ooh and NVX smiles, trying to bait Davidson but The Keyboard Warrior isn't having any of it.
DD: Of course I'm not, I'm just saying, we're the Halo and Ninja Gaiden to TNS's X-Box, and Hunnigan, well, he's the Azurik.
Hunnigan finally speaks up again amongst the gamers in the crowd laughing.
Jamei: Hey I don't know what the hell that means bu-
The Eater of Worlds interrupts him again.
DD: I said pipe down artard I'm gettin' to you! As I was saying, I just wanna give the fans what the want.
He turns to the crowd.
DD: NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE TWO OF THE FINEST PRODUCTS IN THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY SQUARE OFF IN A RAGE QUIT MATCH AT WORLD'S END INSTEAD OF TWO OF THE FINEST AND ONE MEDIOCRE NOOB GETTING IN THE WAY, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
The crowd erupt into a wave of 'HELL YEAH!'s spouting from nearly everyone's lips as Davidson's trademark goofy smile spreads across his face again and he turns to face The Punk.
DD: Now I'm a fair person, I understand where you're comin' from, you want the title just as much as I do. Now, as I understand it, there's one more TNS after tonight before World's End, so here's what I propose. Me and you next week Hunnigan, we'll have a number one contendership match! Winner goes on to face The Dark Prince of Xtreme himself in a Rage Quit match at World's End! What do you guys say?
The crowd roar in anticipation of the epic fued in the making as NVX and Hunnigan think.
TBC by NVX then Hunnigan, or Hunnigan then NVX.
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Post by theprinceofpunk on Jul 9, 2008 12:25:31 GMT
"I'm fine with that, dick'ed." He yells, the crowd for once booing for Hunnigan. "But only under one condition..." He slowly says smartly, the crowd going quiet to hear this condition.
"It is a haaaaaaaadcoaaaa match!" He shouts at the top of his lungs, the crowd going absolutely insane!
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Post by NVX on Jul 9, 2008 22:48:29 GMT
Before Davidson has a chance to answer Hunnigan's challenge, NVX quickly interrupts him.
NVX: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. Did you just say hardcore match? Well, you gentlemen are just so looking at ICW's resident hardcore son of a bitch!
The arena fills up with cheers, either they are from NVX , David Davidson, or Jamei Hunnigan fans.
NVX: You all realize that there's no possible way that I'm staying away from that match. You better believe that I'll be watching that match from up close!
The crowd starts to cheer for NVX.
NVX: So, Davidson, what do you say Punk's challenge?
TBC
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Post by David Davidson on Jul 10, 2008 7:51:54 GMT
The Keyboard Warrior chuckles to himself finding Hunnigan's confidence hilarious.
Jamei: Well what's it gonna be, you want a har-
Davidson cuts him off in annoyance.
DD: I heard you the first time noob, and I wouldn't have it any other way. A hardcore match it is!
The crowd go wild and discuss the shocking turn of events amongst themselves as the three superstars smile to themselve. Mr. Stryker snaps his fingers and motions for the rest of Devolution to follow him, and the oblige as they all go backstage to great fanfare.
EoT
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Post by LG Millard on Jul 10, 2008 11:02:11 GMT
I wish someone would for once have a gimmick on here that wasn't being a hardcore high flyer.
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Post by theprinceofpunk on Jul 10, 2008 17:23:34 GMT
((Normally, I do, but it's impossible to implement in a place that's more or less straight-up realism.
Drug addicted hellspawn vigilante is my usual gimmick... not so much literal hellspawn as just a self-assumed title of Antichrist.))
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