Crossface wants a title

[crossface]

Eric Angle
Hello everybody welcome to SNK and we witnessed the draft with one of our best superstars Evan Fallen Angle go to TNS. Aong with his tag team partner Trevor Hardcore.

JTG
STFU Asswipe! We know this already! OK its bad but who gives a shit anymore. We got new young fresh superstars here now! Fozzle

The whole arena goes black!

Angle
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

JTG
STFU ALREADY!

Lightning stirkes and Crossface is in the ring as the lights come back on!

Angle
At least we don;t have to see that terrifieing entrance!

JTG
Pussy

Crossface grabs the mic!

Crossface
2 weeks ago i beat Viktor Malkov in my debut. I made him tap out to the Cross of Lead! This week my match with Damien Sky was canceled, but come on i know i would have won that match! That makes me undefeated!I was unable to show off my true skills yet. So i want the SNK GM Eric Robinson to give me a chance. I'll fight anyone just give me a chance to prove myself! And lets make it so that the winner gets something out of it like lets say....A #1 CONTENDERSHIP! I know I'm still new here but i was in the original ICW and i never got a chance there for any title! And when i did get a chance i was screwed out of it by some coward and i won by counout so i deserve to fight for a title. So i will fight anyone just give me a chance!

Eric
WOW! The Cross of lead really wants to be golden!

JTG
Are you dumb? Everyone wants to be golden!!!

TBC: SNK GM ERIC ROBINSON

[joeybane]

The Godfather theme starts playing. Crossface looks at the ramp and sees Joey Bane coming down with a smile, shaking some fans hands. Joey goes around the ring picks a mic and enters the squared circle.

Bane: Sorry to stop your nonsence, but i heard that you want..a title? And you said that you were screwed...Mate, i don't think we are in the same world. But since i know, in wrestling you are screwed over and over again, because everyone wants the Gold! But since you are whining around, i realised that you don't even deserve a Title! Let me explain in this simple words, a man when we wants something, does not whine, he goes to the right person and talks that out, by asking a new Title match or even better you catch the Title Holder and kick his little @xx and then run for the hills. You make an impact and then the GM gives you a Title or if you don't have the guts to go for Title Holder, go for the other Contenders. Arrange matches against them and smash those heads. Oh and make it a Hardcore match it is more funny.

JTG: That dawg have the courage to talk.
Eric: Yeah but what he is doing in here? He don't have any business with Crossface!!
JTG: Shat up, let da man talk.

Bane: Well are you going to stop crying because your little @xx as screwed in last match or are you going to DO something? Oh and don't try to hit because i have a Baseball Bat right here.

TBC...

(OCC: sorry if you dont me to mess around here)

[mystery]

Mr. Eric Robinson's face shows up on the titontron

MER: Wait a damn minute here I am the GM of SNK you do as i say. Dakon put your bat down.

Dakon drops his bat and looks up at the screen.

MER: As far as you go Crossface, you have won one match in my book and last time i checked that isnt enough to be a contender for a title. Ill tell you what, if you still somehow manage to have a perfect record by the time you have three wins then you get your shot at a title, but until you have at least 3 wins, dont talk to me about titles, got me

Crossface: Who...

MER: Good!

The screen goes blank and crossface just sits in the ring with a blank stare on his face

[crossface]

Crossface
Look i never said i was ready. I understand that. But both of my last oponents were nothing! I need a real oppnent. I found out this week i'm fighting some new guy named The Killer. That kind of name is that! And as for you joey bane...I know i can beat the Killer in that Tumb tacks death match! So to get a perfect 3 wins as Eric Robinson said, I challenge YOU JOEY! In 2 weeks! The match card after i beat The Killer i challenge you to a Tables match! The winner will become a contender for a title! The loser gets his A#$ put through a table! As for the Killer i will show him there is only ONE killer here on this show!

Eric
I think Crossface already deserves a title match!

JTG
You also think Jim carrey looks good in a woman's bathing suit...

Eric
(quietly)STFU

Crossface
Now Killer! If you have the balls to show up get your @ss in the ring right now!And Joey if you wanna finish this i challenge you not only to the match card in 2 weeks, but to WORLD'S END PAY PER VIEW! And that match will not only be a tables match also,no no no, it will be a glasss tables match! Same rules but with a glass table! So now you have 2 matches against me. If you have the gots to accept.

TBC:Joey Bane or The Killer

[joeybane]

Bane smiles, as he hears he will have a opponent in the future. And maybe a number 1 contender opportunity.

Bane: Since the GM wants a 3 win streak to put you on the run for the title, maybe i should do the same. Ya know some gold is welcome. So Crossface prepare your little brains and body because..i'll Offer something...YOU CAN'T REFUSE!

Eric: That guy is all talk, i never saw him winning nothing but humiliation.
JTG: He is from another country he is getting used to this fighting style!
Eric: So...i don't care Crossface deserves more than that little Mafia man.

Bane: So i hope you're ready next time we meet, because you shall bow to my skills. And everyone who stands against me and my teammate. Until then, good luck.

Bane exits the ring smiling and starts walking throw the ramp.

[mystery]

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