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Post by grockadoc on Jul 5, 2008 2:01:22 GMT
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The countdown reaches 0 on the Titantron and the lights go out. Everyone stares at the stage, eagerly awaiting the entrance of the superstar. As smoke fills the arena and starts billowing down the ramp, a loud, deep voice is heard over the speakers.
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls! Be prepared to be thrilled! Be prepared to be awestruck. Be prepared for the Ultimate Perfection!
The crowd cheer as they realize that this can be only one man.
Darnez! Be prepared for the one, the only......... Lachlan Smith!!! Watcha Gonna Do?!?!
A light guitar solo plays through the speakers. The guitar is joined shortly after by drums as My Sacrifice by Creed plays.
Hello my friend, we meet again It's been awhile, where should we begin? Feels like forever Within my heart are memories Of perfect love that you gave to me Oh, I remember
When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice
The crowd are on their feet chanting LACHLAN! LACHLAN! LACHLAN! They chant louder and louder until the music is completely drowned out. Lachlan comes charging out from behind the curtains to a massive cheer. He charges to one side of the stage and does his signature taunt. He raises his right arm and cuts his throat slowly with the other as he charges to the other side and does his taunt again. He slowly makes his way towards the stage. He focuses on the ring, extends his arms and thrusts them upwards as fireworks burst from the stage, over the fans heads. Lachlan watches their faces light up with the color and smiles. He begins to walk down the ramp.
Chauntel: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, from Perth, Australia, weighing in at 325 pounds, He is The Ultimate Perfection......... Lachlan Smith!
Angle: Lachlan Smith came up so close at Battle of The Titans, but just fell short to AJ Scally. He returned to the winning aspect of wrestling last week by defeating Alex Sinclair. Now he goes up against the best SNK has in Darnez in a TLC match!!
JTG: Yo! Yo! Yo! Here comes the man that ikicked Sinclairs ass. That assmonkey got smashed! And now he faces Darnez! This match should be good!
We've seen our share of ups and downs Oh how quickly life can turn around In an instant It feels so good to reunite Within yourself and within your mind Let's find peace there
When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice
I just want to say hello again I just want to say hello again
Lachlan walks down the ramp, shaking the fans hands. He stops at a little boy who cant be more than 5 years old and takes his necklace off, giving it to the kid. The kid stares at him, eyes full of wonder. Lachlan smiles, ruffles the kids hair and continues on, leaving the kid stunned. Lachlan reaches the entrance way and stares at the fans. He takes one step back, runs 2 steps forwards and jumps onto the ring apron as flames erupt from the turnbuckles. He climbs over the ropes and stands in the center of the ring, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Knock Out Champ.
When you are with me I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes Cause when you are with me I am free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice, My sacrifice
I just want to say hello again I just want to say hello again
My sacrifice.
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Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jul 7, 2008 18:23:04 GMT
Lachlan's music leaves the speakers. The camera then scans over the crowd, the camera locks onto one fan's sign which reads "Darnez wears women's pants!" and another which reads "I like Chips, and ICW!" The camera then cuts back to the stage. The lights dim out, a blue spotlight appears onto the stage and the song "Rise today" by Alter Bridge hits the speakers. Most of the crowd heavily boo, but some fans (Mainly the Women) are cheering, but it can only just be heard over the constant booing, which is saddening to some, but music to toehrs ears. After a few moments, Darnez CC walks out from behind the backstage curtain with the Saturday Night Knockout Title draped over his right shoulder and the Tuesday Night Shockwave Tag Team Title wrapped around his waist. Then, Johnny "Dirt" Quay also walks out from behind the curtain with his arms raised upward, grasping his new "Jar of Dirt" and shaking it around frantically. The spotlight hits Darnez and follows him as he walks, with Johnny walking close behind. The camera then pans upward to view Darnez' titantron, which shows moments such as the Ego Crushers winning the TNS Tag Titles and Darnez winning the SNK KO Title. The camera then pans down, back to where Darnez is standing. Darnez hears the booes, but he just smirks them off. He places his right hand upon the KO Title's strap, and grips it tightly. He begins a slow-paced walk towards the ring. Johnny brings his amrs downward, and places them near his body, so that his jar is near his chest. He follows Darnez down the ramp.
Chauntel: "And introducing next, being accompanied by Johnny "Dirt" Quay, he is the current Saturday Night Knockout Champion, and one-half of the Tuesday Night Shockwave Tag Team Champions! He weighs in at 252 pounds, and Hails from Perth, Australia!...He is Darnez CC!"
JTG: "And here comes SNK'd franchise playyya! Darnez CC! Man, he is SO tight E-dawg!"
Eric Angle: "Ok, i got none of that JTG"
JTG: "Thats cause you're not from da hoooooood like me and Darnez E-dawg!"
Eric Angle: "JTG, Darnez is not from "da hood", hes from the high streets of Perth"
JTG: "But dawg, unlike you, he built himself up from da murky depths, you were born into a successful famileh bro!"
Eric Angle: "Well, it doesn't change the fact that Darnez is a pompous ass, and who is this Johnny Guy? And whats with the dirt?"
JTG: "Dawg, i wouldn't badmouth da dirt, otherwise you'll be knocked da shit out dude!"
Eric Angle: "I don't think he can hear me JTG"
JTG: "Whatever dawg!"
The wind is blowing cold Have we lost our way tonight? Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like we're all alone Running further from what's right And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming? Where did we go wrong?
Darnez has now made it to the middle of the ramp. He quickly scans the crowd who is still booing him. He just smirks and gets down on one knee, Johnny stands back, so he doesn't get in Darnez' way as he makes his entrance felt. He whips the Knockout Title off of his shoulder using his right hand and by wrenching his arm. He slowly places it across the floor, and stares at it for a moment. He then brings his right arm into his chest. He stays stationary but only for a moment. He then shoots his arm out vertically at a almost perfect angle whilst pointing his index finger out, this causes a singular blue firework to go off on the center of the stage. Darnez then brings his arm back into his chest. He then also brings his other arm in. Then, almost immediately, he shoots both his arms out at his sides, prefectly parallel with each other. This causes two blue fireworks to go off on either side of the stage. Darnez then brings his arms back in, then picks up the Knockout Title by slowly moving his right arm downward, then, he opens his right hand and grips the title firmly. He then pulls it up with one swift motion, allowing the title to land solemnly on his shoulder. He gets up off his knee and stands up perfectly straight. He waits a few moments until shooting both of his arms out diagonally upward. This causes an array of random fireworks to go off on the stage. After the fireworks display is finished, Darnez brings his arms back down to his sides and begins walking toward the ring, all the while the crowd is still booing. The Blue Spotlight then goes out and the lights reach there original brightness as Darnez walks in the direction of the ring, at a quickening pace. Johnny, who appears to be spaced out for a moment, shakes his head from side-to-side, to wake himself up from said spacing out and begins to follow Darnez down the ramp, forever grasping at his jar.
Eric Angle: "God, that took bloody ages, as it always does"
JTG: "Get used to it dawg, Darnez is here to stay, and he will always be champ!"
Eric Angle: "Not if the next no.1 contender has anything to say about it"
JTG: "And who may that be Eric?"
Eric Angle: "It could be Lachlan if he beats Darnez tonight!"
Darnez has now made it to the ring. Johnny walks around the ring-steps and positions himself behind the left-most turnbuckle. Darnez locks eyes with Lachlan and just smiles with malice intent. Darnez' eyes leave Lachlan's as he heads toward the ring steps, forever holding the KO title in his hands. He then walks across the apron, using his right hand to hold the ropes as he does so, and holding the KO title with his left hand. He makes it to the middle of the apron, lets go of the top-rope, and heads into the ring via the top and middle ropes. He swaggers to the middle of the ring, and almost collides with Lachlan Smith. Lachlan doesn't appear fazed by this, as he just stares without backing off in the slightest. The height difference is minor, which is easily seen when both men stand together, almost nose-to-nose. Darnez then uses his right hand to grab the bottom of the strap of the KO Title, he then shoots his right arm up, which causes the title to wrap around slightly. Darnez' music fades away as the title shines in the lights, and the crowd booes heavily. Darnez brings his arm down, and turns 45 degrees to face the referee. he hands over the title to the waiting referee who has both his arms out. The title is draped into the referees hands. The referee then motions for Darnez' Tag Title. Darnez moves his arms downward towards his waist. He uses his left hand to unclip the belt from the back, using most of his fingers to do so. He catches the belt in his right hand and swings his arm around, throwing the championship to the referee. The referee stumbles backward just to catch the championship. The referee walks over to the right side of the ring and places his body through the top and middle ropes. He extends both his hands out to give the titles to the waiting timekeeper. The timekeeper extends both his arms out with his hands open, and grabs at the titles. The Timekeeper heads toward the table, and places both championships upon the table, for even though it isn't a title match, the titles could still play a part in this match. The referee brings his body back into the ring, and then motions to the now seated timekeeper to ring the bell by waving his right hand in a flicking motion. The timekeeper rings the bell, and the match is ready to begin. Johnny Quay smiles excitedly, and begins to hum his tune, which can be heard when the camera does a close-up shot of him, but is unaudible if the camera is off him, as the crowds booing is extremely loud, for they despise both competitors.
JTG: "This crowd has no respect for my homies E-dawg!"
Eric Angle: "Well, since neither of them have earnt any respect, i'm not surprised that the crowd is reacting this way!"
JTG: "WHAT?! Lachlan Smith has been in the title picture numerous times E-Dawg! And has beaten many nameable names in ICW! Also, my homie Darnez is the current SNK KO Champion, the current TNS Tag Team Champion and a former SNK Television Champion ever since ICW re-opened, so don't you tell me they haven't earnt respect E-Dawg!"
Eric Angle: "Ok ok, they have earnt respect, i just guess the crowd doesn't like them very much"
JTG: "Well this crowd is just whack E-Dawg!"
"DING DING!" TBC
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 8, 2008 9:36:44 GMT
Lachlan doesnt seem impressed by Darnez entrance as he locks up with a collar and elbow tie up. Lachlan uses his 72 lb weight advantage and pushes Darnez to the corner. Lachlan charges and Darnez moves out of the way, sending Lachlan into the turnbuckle. Darnez takes the advantage and starts hammering away at Lachlans midsection with lefts and rights. He swings in an elbow, landing it in Lachlans jaw. Lachlan clutches it and turns his head away, avoiding another Elbow. Darnez keeps the assault on Lachlans ribs going before Lachlan gets angry, pushing Darnez out of the way, allowing him space to breathe. Darnez gets back up and starts swinging fists, this time directed at Lachlans face. Lachlan covers up and allows Darnez to redirect the assault back to Lachlans ribs. Lachlan pushes Darnez away for the second time and doesnt wait for Darnez to get up, before charging, and smashing his bicep into Darnez face, making the champ do a backflip taking the champ down with a clothesline. Johnny looks on horrified as Lachlan sees the expression on his face and laughs. He picks up Darnez and whips him into the ropes, bends over, trying for a Back Body Drop, but Darnez stops, wraps his arm around Lachlans neck and twists, taking the big man off his feet with a neck breaker. Johnnys worried look quickly dissolves into one of complete joy as Darnez drops an elbow across the chest of Lachlan. He scrambles to his feet and drops another elbow. He gets to his feet and tries to drop a third elbow, but Lachlan rolls out of the way, leaving the champ to hit nothing but air. Lachlan gets to his feet and jumps, driving a leg drop across Darnez chest before rolling him up.
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Angle: This has been a great match! Darnez has had plenty of offense but Lachlan has gotten some in too! He has withstood all Darnez gave him and still had enough to hit some moves as well!
JTG: Well, Darnez could have countered, but im sure he didnt so Lachlan could go backstage and say his highlight of his match was him hitting a move on Darnez, cos our champ is extremely generous.
(OOC: More to come)
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Post by Scally/Taylor Rose on Jul 8, 2008 9:39:37 GMT
OOC: Once you post you cannot edit it to make it longer.
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 8, 2008 10:07:09 GMT
OOC:I had to go to exam result night at the school. i did that post on my uncles comp and he posted it when i wasnt home.
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Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jul 9, 2008 9:56:25 GMT
OOC: Sorry Lachlan, i can't wait for you to post the rest...plus, it is kinda against the rules...and how can there be pinfalls? This is a TLC match Two... At two, Darnez shoots his right arm upward, getting his shoulder off of the canvas in the process. Lachlan pushes off of his legs to stand back up. He turns his head to the side slightly and gives Darnez the 'Psychotic' look. Lachlan re-adjusts his head back to the way it was and raises his left leg upward, cocking his boot to the side. He then brings it down across Darnez' chest. He doesn't stop with one boot however, he continuously drives the boot into Darnez' chest, causing him to squirm around from the impact. The crowd booes, as this is a beatdown they don't want done to anyone, not even Darnez CC, who they despise. Lachlan stops stomping but keeps his boot raised up, the crowd goes silent, until lachlan drops his foot onto Darnez' face. As the boot makes impact, lachlan manouvers his foot back down to the canvas, whilst Darnez clutches at his face with both hands, rolling around the ring in an almost comical fashion. The camera gets a shot of Johnny Quay's face, which appears to be saddened again. The camera re-focusses on the match at hand as lachlan stalks Darnez' rolling body like a Panther stalking its prey. He waits for Darnez to stop rolling before attempting another move. Lachlan moves his arms downward and opens his hands, he then bends his back slightly so that he can clasp Darnez' head in his hands. lachlan grabs at it, and re-adjusts his back whilst using the strength in his arms to pull Darnez back to his feet. Lachlan releases his left hand from Darnez' head, but keeps the right clasped on tightly. Lachlan pulls his left arm backward, so that it is behind his his head on a horizontal scale. But before he can connect with this pull-back punch, Darnez raises his leg upward, right into the opening of Lachlan's legs, to catch him in the groin area. Darnez swiftly brings his foot down to where it was before he made contact. The referee moves his head from side to side, but knows he cannot stop the match, as all TLC matches are No Disqualification-like bouts. Lachlan's grip that he had on Darnez' head loosens completely, and Lachlan's knees buckle underneath him from the impact he just felt in his groin area. An almost comical look swept his face, and the crowd were mixed in booing and cheering, as they despise both men, yet, they know they should favor one man, but they can't. Lachlan slowly falls to the floor as Darnez takes a few-needed breaths of air.
JTG: "Man my homie Darnez is just so resourceful Eric, i mean, he knew the match was no DQ, so he took advantage of that"
Eric Angle: "Yeah, by kicking Lachlan in the nuts"
JTG: "Your point E-dawg? This is No DQ y'know"
Eric Angle: "But he could have broken Lachlan's grip by punching him in the stomach a few times...there was no real need to kick him in the nuts"
JTG: "E-Dawg, you just don't get it, and thats why you sucked when you wrestled!"
Eric Angle: "As i recall, neither did you"
JTG: "Dude, if me and Shad didn't mess with da boss, we'd be champs right now, and you'd be stuck here, by yourself"
Eric Angle: "And oh what hell that would have been"
Darnez took this momentary oppourtunity to motion for Johnny to get a Ladder. He did this by extending his arm out and waving it around in the ladder's direction. Johnny slowly put his Jar on the edge of the apron and rushed toward the ladder as fast as he could. Johnny wrapped his arms around the ladder, and slowly manovered it toward the ringside area. Johnny, using all his strength, hoisted the ladder into the waiting hands of Darnez CC. Darnez clamped the ladder with both hands as Johnny pushed the ladder upward from the bottom. Darnez manovered his body so that he could wrench the ladder over the ropes and around his body easier. Darnez got the ladder over, and turned his body 90 degrees so that he could place the ladder in the ring and set it up easily. As Darnez turned around however, the ladder was kicked into his face by the now recovered Lachlan. The ladder caught Darnez sqaure in the head fro the sudden kick by Lachlan. Darnez lost his grip on the ladder and fell over, with the ladder tumbling downward aswell, landing on top of him. Johnny, realising that Darnez was in trouble of losing the match, slid underneath the ropes and stood up. He then flailed his arms around with his fists clenched into balls, smacking Lachlan on his chest. lachlan appeared to take these Punches very well, as he didn't stumble backward at all from them. Johnny slowly stopped flailing his arms around, as he realised he was having no effect on lachlan's big frame. Johnny's facial expression changed from one of anger to one of Horror. Before he could run away, Lachlan moved his right arm up and clasped Johnny's neck with his right hand. The crowd gasped as they awaited for what could occur next.
Eric Angle: "Ok, even though i don't really like the way Johnny does stuff around here, he doesn't deserve to be attacked by lachlan in the slightest"
JTG: "Lachlan better not slam Darnez' homie, as that would send the KO champ into a maddening frenzy, i assume"
Eric Angle: "You assume?"
JTG: "Well, i don't know for sure...we'll just have to wait and see" TBC
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 9, 2008 11:22:38 GMT
Lachlan laughs at Johnny and lifts him up, slamming him down with momentum hitting a chokeslam before dropping a knee into his throat. Johnny rolls to the outside and clutches his throat, gasping for air. Lachlan turns around and sees Darnez still on the ground. He picks the champ up and drags him to the corner, lifts his arm over his head and lifts Darnez vertical, falls backwards and slams him into the table. The table crumples into a splintery mass as Lachlan sits up, picks the Ladder up and sets it up, and starts climbing it. He gets halfway up, when he stops, seemingly afraid of heights. He closes his eyes, lets out a long, drawn out breath and continues. He reaches the top and grabs the briefcase, fumbling with the clasp. He feels a slight wobble, and hears a crash. He looks down and notices the ladder is gone, and he is holding onto the Briefcase, suspended 17 feet above the ring, while a tactical Darnez grabs a chair and climbs the turnbuckle with it. Lachlan anticipates what is gonna happen, but wont relinquish his grasp on the briefcase. He closes his eyes, and waits for the impact. He feels the impact but it is unlike a chair. More like a bus hitting him, but still winds him. Lachlan lets his grasp go and falls, hitting the mat, driving the last half breath he managed to catch on the way down. He lays, motionless as Darnez stands over the top of him, smiling. Darnez picks up the ladder and starts to ascend. Lachlan stares at the roof, seeing a bright light. He squints and sees Darnez halfway up the ladder. He tries to move his arms and his body but he cant move.
Angle: OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! Lachlan took a tremendous fall just a minute ago! From the look on his face, i dont think we can comprehend how or what he is feeling. If he is feeling anything at all, that is!
JTG: What does that mean? That is? Of course he wont be feeling anything. He fell 17 feet from a chair shot! That is like laying in the middle of a road and waiting for a truck to come and clean you up! How would you be feeling after that? Huh E-Dawg?
Angle: I dunno. Id be dead most probably. And stop over exaggerating. Its not as bad as getting hit by a truck. And as for asking me how i would feel, you share us with it. I thought you could shed some light on it, after all you did grow up on the streets!
JTG: Oh no you didnt! Yeah, i grew up on the streets, It made me more of a man than you. Obviously i have more testicular fortitude because of it than in your entire family! Except Kurt, he used to take 'roids yeah?
Lachlan begins to panic, desperately trying to be able to move anything. A finger, or a toe. Forget the match! He just wants a normal body. He closes his eyes and concentrates. He uses all of his energy, and rolls to the side. He lets out a sigh of relief, and rolls again, into the side of the ladder, upsetting the champs balance, sending him crashing to the mat. Lachlan tries to get up, but still cant manage to move anything any lower than his knee. He turns his head, and sees Darnez face down, not moving a muscle, except for the muscles twitching after the impact. Lachlan rolls over and starts to crawl his way towards the corner, as the fans settle back down in their seats after the 2 big falls. After what seems like an eternity, Lachlan reaches the corner and rests, catching his breath. He uses the ropes to balance, and gets to a vertical base, but his legs crumple underneath and he collapses back to the mat. He curses underneath his breath and tries again. He gets to a vertical base and again, he crumples to the mat. He gets angry and uses the ropes for momentum and struggles to his feet for a third time. He uses the ropes to maintain his vertical base and feels something in in his legs. He feels the blood rushing back to his feet and he releases the ropes, and is able to maintain his vertical base. He turns around and takes a wary step, but all is good and he hobbles his way over to Darnez, who is turned away from Lachlan, resting on the ropes. He grabs Darnez who spins and whacks him right across the face with the KO title. Lachlan stumbles a bit and Darnez charges, hitting him again with the title. A slight trickle of blood rolls down Lachlans face, but he still doesnt go down. Darnez charges again, whacks him, but Lachlan rocks back and forth on his feet. Johnny gets into the ring, clutching his jar of Dirt. Darnez and Johnny blast Lachlan over the head with their weapons, and finally Lachlan goes down. His eyes roll back into his head as Darnez points towards the ladder. Johnny rushes over to grab it and set it up for the champ.
Angle: Darnez just blasted Lachlan over the head 3 times with the title, but Lachlan didnt go down! It took the combined efforts of Darnez and Johnny to take Lachlan off his feet!
JTG: Well this match is NO DQ moron, what did you expect. You see, E-Dawg, Johnny is his manager. Managers are there to be used and thats what Darnez did. He used him, to his advantage i might add.
Angle: But he Cheated! He couldnt beat Lachlan 1 on 1, Mano E Mano, so he had to gang up on him with Johnny, before he could take Lachlan down. That is utter bullcrap and you know it!
JTG: What i know is, Darnez is the KO champ, which means he can get away with a lot more things in a match than Lachlan can. That is what being a champion is all about. Being the top dog of the yard. Bowing to no man, but your reflection in the mirror.
TBC
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Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jul 9, 2008 12:26:38 GMT
Darnez extends his arms out and grabs at the rungs of the ladder. He grips them tightly. Darnez brings his right leg upward to place on the second rung of the ladder. He pushes off of his left leg for a momentum push which helps him get onto the second rung alot easier. Darnez then ungrips the rung with his left hand and raises his arm upward slightly, enabling him to grip the next rung. Darnez lifts his left leg off of the second rung and prepares to push off of it with his right leg, however, he feels the ladder shake slightly. Darnez yells out to Johnny "Hold the ladder!" Which is just audible for those watching the show at home, but not for those watching from their seats at the event. Johnny obeys, he rushes over to the right side of the ladder, shoots his arms out, and grips at the side of the ladder with both hands, steadying it for Darnez. Darnez begins to climb again, forever repeating the process he used to begin his ascent up the ladder to begin with. He makes it to the last rung, he cocks his head so that he is looking upward, at the briefcase which reflects the lights off of its surface. Darnez unclasps his right hand off of the ladder, then, he extends his arm up vertically, hoping to grasp the briefcase, however, he misses and stumbles, almost falling off. Darnez stops himself from falling off by placing his free hand on the ladder and tightening it around said ladder at the last second. Darnez breathes a sigh of relief. He attempts to reach for the briefcase again until he moves his head down, which allows him to see the commotion occurring below him. Lachlan is standing, with an evil look across his face. He has Johnny in his grasp, but not for long, as he tosses Johnny out of the ring with both hands. Johnny tumbles to the outside, and lands on the Outside mats, hard. Lachlan then grabs the ladder, looks up at Darnez, gives him an evil smile, brings his head back down and uses all the force he can muster in his body to cause the ladder to fall over, with Darnez on it! Darnez relinquishes his grip on the ladder immediately, but can't hop off in time! Darnez lands, side first, onto the ropes! He bounces back into the ring, landing almost head first. The ropes shake violently from the impact. The ladder rests on the ropes. The crowd emits weird noises as Darnez makes impact with the ring canvas. [/i] JTG: "Holy shit E-dawg! Darnez just landed on the ropes, then bounced off of them! It looked like he landed head first!"Eric Angle: "That was pretty intense! i mean, look at how violently those ropes are moving JTG!"JTG: "Never mind the ropes E, what about Darnez?! He may need serious medical attention after that!"Eric Angle: "You weren't this concerned when Lachlan fell Seventeen feet to the floor, or when Darnez and Johnny cracked him with a chair and a Jar respectively...whats with that?"JTG: "Well...JTG think for a moment before answering Eric Angle's questionJTG: "...Darnez throws the wildest parties E-dawg! But if hes hurt badly, he may not be able to throw another party ever again!"Eric Angle: "Party?! Why wasn't i invited?"JTG laughs before answering the questionJTG: "Why do you think?"Eric Angle: "Because Darnez doesn't like me?"JTG: "That, and because Darnez feels you could be gay"An awkward silence occurs, before Eric breaks it by shoutingEric Angle: "WHAT?!?!?!"JTG: "Nothin' E-Dawg"Lachlan takes a few breaths of air before attempting anything else. After taking in the air, he walks over to the ladder, extends both arms outward and grasps it with both hands. Then, using all the strength he can muster, he lifts it off of the ground. He heads to the center of the ring to set it up, but not before slamming the base of the ladder into Darnez' spine, which causes Darnez' body to jerk, but not much else happens, as Darnez is still out from being caught on the ropes earlier. Lachlan holds the ladder, and manovers his body and arms around so that he is at the side of the ladder. He spreads his arms apart, which causes the ladder to open. The ladder itself appears to be slightly damaged from that previous event, but is still climbable, which is a conclusion which Lachlan himself comes to when he heads for the rung part of the ladder to begin to ascend it. However, Lachlan notices some movement occurring from outside of the ring. He then sees Johnny slide into the ring wielding a Steel Chair. Lachlan simply bends over, brings his arms downward, opens his clenched hands, and grabs the steel chair which Darnez used earlier. Lachlan quickly stands up in time and swings his chair at the head of Johnny in the downward motion by moving his arms in that direction. This causes Johnny to be hit with his own chair, and thus, he topples over, losing his grip on the steel chair in the process. Johnny rolls to the edge of the apron and lies there, face-down, near-motionless. Lachlan laughs and drops the chair he was holding. Lachlan attempts to climb the ladder again until he feels two hands grab his neck. These hands are Darnez CC's. Darnez tightens his grip around Lachlan's neck before dropping his whole body to the mat below, bringing Lachlan's body with his. Darnez' face hits the chair which lachlan just used, the back of lachlan's head also hits the chair. Darnez lies motionless on the canvas whilst Lachlan moves his hands behind his head and grabs at it, holding it for it is in sheer pain. The crowd begins to make inaudible sounds again, while the referee doesn't know what to do.Eric Angle: "it seems that Johnny Quay may have just saved the match for his employer by sacrificing himself to give Darnez enough time to use that neckbreaker-like move"JTG: "So? Whats your argument E-dawg? Normally you'd argue about something like 'Johnny not being in this match' or 'how Darnez cheated his way out of losing'Eric Angle: "Well, you shot me down before for making such statements, so i'm not going to bother arguing with you, this time anyway"JTG: "Good, keep it that way"Lachlan begins to stir first as the match rages on[/center]
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 9, 2008 14:16:59 GMT
Johnny notices that his master is down and Lachlan is stirring and he grabs his dirt jar. He slides into the ring and stalks Lachlan, waiting for him to get up. Lachlan sees Johnny out of the corner of his eye and pretends that he didnt see him. Lachlan gets to his feet and turns around as Johnny charges. He swings the Jar of dirt, but Lachlan ducks, kicks him in the stomach when he turns around and wraps his arm around his head and falls backwards, driving Johnny face first into the mat, straight onto his Jar of dirt. Lachlan scrambles to his feet in a rush and races over, picks up the title and races towards Darnez, drilling him in the back of the head with his own title. Lachlan repeatedly starts hitting Darnez over the back of the head, before dropping the title and rolling out of the ring. He stares at the steel stairs and the crowd pop. Lachlan walks over and with great strength rips them off, picks them up and slides them into the ring. He rolls underneath the bottom ropes and gets to his feet. He places the stairs next to Darnez head and he walks over, picks up Johnny and drags him towards the stairs. He knees him in the midsection, places his head between his knees and rolls him onto his shoulders, before slamming him down hard onto the stairs with a powerbomb. Quay rolls off and starts clutching his back as Lachlan picks up Darnez and grabs him by the throat. Lachlan lifts him up, but Darnez swings a kick, landing it right to the ribs of Lachlan, who releases the attempted chokeslam. Darnez shows some classic wrestling skills as he falls, grabs Lachlans head and drives it into the stairs with a DDT, reversing Lachlans momentum, and swinging it his way. He walks over, picks up the ladder and sets it up. He steps onto the first rung and starts to climb the ladder slowly. He reaches the top and reaches for the briefcase when the lights go out. Darnez stops in confusion and stares around the darkness. The lights come back on and Darnez has his back turned. He turns it back and sees a strange man perched on the top rung, staring at him smiling. The man grabs Darnez by the throat, lifts him up and launches off the ladder, towards the stairs and slams him down, chokeslamming him off the ladder onto the stairs. The man climbs to his feet and walks over to Lachlan and starts slapping him across the face, trying to wake him up.
Angle: Who in the blue hell is this? He just came out of nowhere and seems to be aligning himself with Lachlan Smith! This could turn the match in favor of Lachlan, neutralizing Johnny Quay from the Equation!
JTG: Yeah Yeah Yeah, He may look impressive, he may know a chokeslam, but its gonna take more than that for this guy to take out Darnez and Co. I mean, Darnez is a Dual Champ! That takes guts and glory!
Angle: And cheating takes nothing but an over eager, egotistical, rotten bastard that has no respect for himself, and others around him. Darnez cheats, whether he admits it or not, he cheats, plain and simple!
JTG: HA! Lachlan used to cheat too! Remember in the original ICW how he used Scythes in his matches? Remember when he busted skulls with chairs? He was just as, if not more, Over eager and egotistical as Darnez!
Lachlan doesnt respond to the stranger and the stranger gives up, roll out of the ring and watches from the ringside, until security runs down from the back and escorts him out of the arena. Lachlan begins to stir, as does Darnez, however, it is Johnny who recovers first. He races over to Darnez and helps him to his feet. Darnez picks up the stairs and tells Johnny to put Lachlan in the corner. Johnny does as he is told, and Darnez charges, smashing Lachlan in the face with the stairs. Darnez laughs as he wedges the Stairs between the ropes in front of Lachlans face. Darnez climbs the ladder and reaches the top, launches off and dropkicks the stairs, sending the stairs into Lachlan prone face. The stairs fall out and the camera zooms in to a bloody Lachlan, whos whole face is drenched in the proverbial crimson mask. Darnez seems satisfied with the job and picks Lachlan up. He whips Lachlan into the ropes, but Lachlan counters the clothesline with a spear. Lachlan turns around, to get the stairs straight to the jaw compliments of Johnny. Johnny helps Darnez to his feet and helps him to the Ladder. Darnez is halfway up when a sudden commotion in the crowd reveals the stranger from before, charging his way through the crowd. The man hops the barricade and dives into the ring, bends over and thrusts his foot out, driving it into Johnnys jaw with a superkick. The man picks up Lachlan and helps him up to the Ladder. Darnez reaches the top and tries to reach for the suitcase, but Lachlan grabs his head and rams it into the top of the ladder. He looks down and sees the man and Johnny pushing the ladder at the same time. Lachlan and Darnez fall fowards on the ladder, as it hits the ropes, they are sent crashing to the outside, straight through the announcers tables.
Angle: Now that is entertainment folks! That is why we say Dont try this at home, because you can seriously injure yourself. These 2 men are professionals. They get bruised, and battered, but they know what they are doing. Life can be unpredictable so leave the wrestling up to these guys!
JTG: Thanks for the safety education lecture E-Dawg but i dont want to hear another one of those long boring speeches ok? Why? Because we are witnessing the best match in ICW history! You got an issue with me saying that?
Angle: No i dont. I think this is the best match in my memory so far. We have seen weapons, interferences, close calls, long drops, and just about anything you would expect from a TLC match! It is great.! Absolutely brilliant in fact!
JTG: Now dont get too excited. We dont want you to cream your pants again E-Dawg. We have the champ against the Chump in a match that could decide who is next in line for Darnez title. Darnez should win but who knows with Lachlan Smith the Assmonkey!
Angle drops his gaze, and starts laughing.
Angle: Have a look at your pants! Did you have a period just then?
JTG looks down and sees blood all over his pants.
JTG: Lachlan that assmonkey ruined my professional look. He landed on my lap and he was busted open the Mofo! I should bust a cap in his ass. Fo Shizzle my Nizzle Grizzle!
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Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jul 11, 2008 8:37:51 GMT
JTG shuffles his chair backward so that Lachlan falls off of him. Both Darnez and Lachlan appear to be out cold after going through the table, as both men are laying motionless on the busted table. The camera goes to the ring where a brawl between the stranger and Johnny Quay has broken out. Johnny is pulling his right arm backward with a clenched fist, and swinging for the fences, right at the Stranger's face. The stranger just moves his body so that he ducks the punch. The Stranger pops back up, only to see another fist fly in his direction. He quickly ducks again. He pops up again only to see a thrid punch heading for his jaw. The stranger, instead of ducking, raises his leg up so that his knee catches Johnny in the stomach. Johnny is winded, and bends over from the impact. Johnny, who is now bent over, notices a steel chair on the canvas below him. He droops his arms downward and opens his hands. He clenches the chair with both hands, and awaits for the Stranger to charge back at him. The stranger runs toward the ropes, and manovers his body so that his back makes contact with them. He uses the momentum he gained from bouncing off of the ropes to gain speed. Suddenly, Johnny re-adjusts his back so that he is standing up perfectly straight. He uses all the strngth he has in his arms to put the steel chair he is holidng in front of his face. The Stranger can't dodge the chair in time, and collides into it face-first. Johnny stumbles back from the sudden impact, as does the Stranger. The stranger doesn't collapse however, and manages to keep standing on his feet. Johnny charges at the Stranger with the steel chair still in hand, with his hands raised upward, so that the chair is above his head. Johnny wrenches his arms downward, in an attempt to strike the stranger. However, the stranger simply side-steps the attempted shot. Johnny cannot believe it. Johnny turns 45 degrees only to see the Strangers fist collide with his face. Johnny tumbles over from the impact, and loses his grip on the steel chair in the process. The Stranger looks happy at his work, until he moves his head to the side, only to see Darnez standing on the outside, however, Darnez still appears to be out on his feet. The stranger heads for the left-most ropes and turns his body so that he bounces off of them with his back. He then uses the momentum he gained from bouncing off said ropes to charge towards the ropes which are closest to the announce table. The stranger, using all his leg strength and knee power and before-mentioned momentum, bends his knees slightly whilst still running, pushes off of them and his feet, shoots both arms out to his sides, and leaps over the top-rope completely. The crowd cheers as the Stranger is in mid-air. The stranger collides with Darnez on his way down, taking Darnez out for the time being.
Eric Angle: "Wow! What an awesome move performed by the stranger there! He cleared the ropes completely! Simply amazing!"
JTG: "And yet when Darnez pulls off a Ballin' move, you just shoo it off E-Dawg"
Eric Angle: "No i don't! What about at Battle of the Titans when Darnez Powerbombed both Santiago and Evan off of the cage huh? I called that an awesome move!"
JTG: "Only after Jenna made a big deal out of it"
Eric Angle: "I was gonna speak up until Jenna screamed over me"
JTG: "Dawg, you're the biggest liar ever"
Eric Angle: "And you wonder why you don't get to call the Main Events at Pay-Per-Views"
JTG: "Dawg, just shut up and call the match"
The Stranger is now standing. He walks over to where Lachlan's body is and bends over. He brings his right shoulder down and uses his Right hand to drape Lachlan's arm across said Shoulder. The Stranger then pulls Lachlan up by hoisting the arm he used previously underneath Lachlan's Right Armpit. The Stranger, using all his strength, pulls Lachlan onto his feet. The Stranger aids Lachlan's walking by continuing to walk with him with his arm still across his shoulder. The Stranger heads towards the ring, and unhooks Lachlan's arm from his shoulder. The Stranger uses his arm underneath Lachlan's armpit to push Lachlan into the ring by rolling him underneath the bottom rope. The stranger quickly follows Lachlan by rolling underneath the bottom rope aswell. Lachlan extends his right arm out so that he can clasp at the middle rope, he uses the middle rope to help himself stand, albeit with a degree of Difficulty. In this time, the Starnger has reset the ladder up, and motions with both hands going towards the ladder for Lachlan to climb it. Lachlan stumbles towards the ladder very slowly, showing the effect this match has had on him so far. Lachlan makes it to the ladder and slowly raises his arms up, then, he opens both hands nd grabs a the rung which he reached up for. The Stranger urges him on. Unbeknowest to the Stranger however, is that Johnny Quay is behind him, on his knees, with his right arm prepped for some kind of punch. Johnny brings his arm up, right between the strangers legs, and catches the Stranger in the groin area. Johnny moves his arm away from the area staright after the impact is made, as the Strangers legs close together after the impact. The crowd lets out an "Awrh!" like sound as the impact is made. The stranger's legs buckle underneath him as he collpases onto the canvas. Lachlan Smith doesn't know what has occured, and continues to climb the ladder, as fast as he possibly can (which isn't very fast due to the amount of punishment he has taken so far in this match). Lachlan's feet are on the fourth rung, and his hands are almost resting at the top. Lachlan cocks his head upward, to see the Briefcase gleaming in the arena lights. He stares for a moment at the briefcase, until he feels something go underneath his legs, which is now trying to force him off of the ladder. This is Johnny Quay, who manovered himself up the ladder and inbetween the legs of Lachlan. Johnny thrusts his back backward, attempting to throw Lachlan off of the Ladder. This is to no avail however. Lachlan cocks his head down to see Johnny Quay. Lachlan raises his left leg up, and brings his boot down on the temple of Mr. Quay. Johnny appears to be shaken up after them impact, but thanks to the position he is in, he doesn't collapse off of the ladder. Lachlan tries this same method again, and again he catches Johnny on the top-point of his skull with his giant boot. But again, Johnny doesn't fall off. Lachlan appears to be frustrated, as he cannot knock Johnny down. Lachlan attempts a third shot to Johnny's skull until he feels a sharp impact jetison throughout his spine. The shot echoes throughout the arena, as the shot was made by a steel chair. The user of the Chair was Darnez CC, which is seen when the camera pulls itself backward a fraction.
Eric Angle: "Damn that Johnny Quay! He has again used himself to stop lachlan from winning the match!"
JTG: "And yet you weren't complaining when The Stranger took out Darnez CC with that cross body like move over the top rope E-Dawg!"
Eric Angle: "Yeah well...you see..."
JTG interrupts Eric Mid-sentence
JTG: "i knew it, you are biased!"
Eric Angle: "WHAT?!?! So are you!"
JTG: "But i don't hide it now, do i E-Dawg?"
Eric Angle: "I suppose, but still...
JTG Interrupts Eric again
JTG: "Exactly"
Lachlan's grip on the ladder weakens, which is evident by the fact that his body is beginning to droop off of the ladder in question. Darnez quickly ungrips the Chair he is holding, and hoists his arms around the waist of Johnny Quay. Johnny Quay's expression would most likely change if it were not for the fact that the shots to the temple he took from Lachlan a moment earlier hadn't left him practically out cold. Darnez, using all his strength and smarts, wrenches his arms so that the person being wrenched would collapse behind him. The move works, and thanks to Johnny Quay being inbetween Lachlan's legs, both Johnny and Lachlan fall off of the Ladder. Darnez, using his knowledge of physics, quickly lets go of Johnny's waist and moves to the side, so that Johnny and Lachlan don't land on top of him. Johnny lands with some impact on his back, whilst Lachlan, whose back makes contact with the ropes, lands sitting up, thus cutting down on the impact made, but he quickly tumbles over to one side, so that he too is laying on the canvas. The impact made causes the Ladder to almost fall over, but Darnez quickly shoots his arms out and grabs the ladder, stopping it from falling. Darnez releases his grip on the ladder in question, and quickly surveys the scene, in which he notices no-one else standing. He smirks at this, which causes the people in the front rows (who can see him smirk) to boo. The audience members who cannot see him smirk boo anyway, so that they feel they are accomplishing something. Darnez, as he always doesn, ignores the crowd. He moves to the climbable side of the ladder, cocks his head up so that he can see the rungs and extends his arms upward, he then grips the ladder's rungs with both hands and begins climbing.
JTG: "Man, Darnez is so resourceful E-Dawg! He used his own guy to take Lachlan off of the ladder! Now thats resourceful, and smart!"
Eric Angle: "And it also shows how Darnez will sacrifice anyone just to win a match"
JTG: "E-Dawg, just lay off aight, Darnez knows that he must look out for himself, and only himself, to win matches"
Eric Angle: "Well, if thats true, then why didn't you wrestle on your own then?"
JTG: "Because me and Shad are tight! So, i'm guessing that, Johnny and Darnez aren't tight, otherwise, they'd work together, but, thats life i guess"
Eric Angle: "I suppose" TBC
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