Post by TNT on Jul 12, 2008 18:19:13 GMT
Eric "Apparantly we have some promotional footage that we are obligated to show you, We have no idea what is on this tape and therefore cannot take responsbility for its contents"
JTG" Wo, you would think we are about to show a snuff film the way you are going on. Its a promo."
Eric " I know its just a promo but im just covering my ass, you never know whats on these things."
JTG " What do you mean its just a promo? its the Promo! somebody role the film before i have to get gangsta on this fool!"
The scene opens with a man standing in a broken ring with his back to the camera in an empty darkened bingo hall, a union jack is bearly visable in the background. The man moves his arm to his mouth
"So you want to know who i am, where im from? what im about?"
The camera begins to slowly pan around, rubbish and broken glass are clearly visable on the ground.
"Wo wo wo, wait right there"
The camera stops dead in its tracks, suddenly a single floodlight shines on the man.
" Your not ready for the awnsers that you seek! You dont deserve to know the awnsers. But i am a merciful man. you can come a little closer if u wish."
The camera now moves towards the steps, the camera man slowly creeps up the steps and continues between the ropes and into the ring.
the man with his back still turned to the camera raises the mic to his mouth once more, the camera can see that he is holding something in his other hand.
"Thats far enough, You know what this is? what im holding in my hand? Its a calander and on this calander i have marked a date. Do you know what that date is? It is the 26th of July, do you know what that date is? Do you know what the signifigance of that date is?"
ERIC "July 26th, what could that date be? this guy is freaking me out."
JTG " thats next weeks episode of SNK"
The man throws the calander down at the feet of the camera man, the camera zooms into the open page of the calender, the 19th is circled in green. Suddenly the hall lights come on and the room is bright. The camera looks up and the man is standin directly infront of the camera looking dead into the lense.
"You see that date is my debut in ICW, That is the signifigance of that date, Who am I? I am Tayler Nathan Thomas the 3rd, and i hail from The United kingdom. But i most certanly do not hail from anywhere near this shit hole. You would like me to be from this place wouldnt you? because that would mean i would be lik YOU! I would have something in common with you people. You desgust me. For you see I dread having to be in the same building with 20,000 of you idiotic assholes."
Tayler walks to the other side of the ring pauses to rest on the rope with his back to the camera once more. He quickly moves off the rope and walks right up to the camera, and moves his tinted sunglasses to the tip of his nose and raises the mic to the side of his mouth.
Tayler " Now let me ask you a question, have you ever set eyes on such an example of greatness before? ....... what am i thinking of course you havent for you see i am one in a million, no no no more than that i am one of a kind, and having money makes me better than YOU!
He drops the mic and slaps the camera out of the camera mans hands, as the camera drops, we can see partial footage of Tayler leaving the bingo hall, the lights turn off and the footage fades to black.
JTG" Wo, you would think we are about to show a snuff film the way you are going on. Its a promo."
Eric " I know its just a promo but im just covering my ass, you never know whats on these things."
JTG " What do you mean its just a promo? its the Promo! somebody role the film before i have to get gangsta on this fool!"
The scene opens with a man standing in a broken ring with his back to the camera in an empty darkened bingo hall, a union jack is bearly visable in the background. The man moves his arm to his mouth
"So you want to know who i am, where im from? what im about?"
The camera begins to slowly pan around, rubbish and broken glass are clearly visable on the ground.
"Wo wo wo, wait right there"
The camera stops dead in its tracks, suddenly a single floodlight shines on the man.
" Your not ready for the awnsers that you seek! You dont deserve to know the awnsers. But i am a merciful man. you can come a little closer if u wish."
The camera now moves towards the steps, the camera man slowly creeps up the steps and continues between the ropes and into the ring.
the man with his back still turned to the camera raises the mic to his mouth once more, the camera can see that he is holding something in his other hand.
"Thats far enough, You know what this is? what im holding in my hand? Its a calander and on this calander i have marked a date. Do you know what that date is? It is the 26th of July, do you know what that date is? Do you know what the signifigance of that date is?"
ERIC "July 26th, what could that date be? this guy is freaking me out."
JTG " thats next weeks episode of SNK"
The man throws the calander down at the feet of the camera man, the camera zooms into the open page of the calender, the 19th is circled in green. Suddenly the hall lights come on and the room is bright. The camera looks up and the man is standin directly infront of the camera looking dead into the lense.
"You see that date is my debut in ICW, That is the signifigance of that date, Who am I? I am Tayler Nathan Thomas the 3rd, and i hail from The United kingdom. But i most certanly do not hail from anywhere near this shit hole. You would like me to be from this place wouldnt you? because that would mean i would be lik YOU! I would have something in common with you people. You desgust me. For you see I dread having to be in the same building with 20,000 of you idiotic assholes."
Tayler walks to the other side of the ring pauses to rest on the rope with his back to the camera once more. He quickly moves off the rope and walks right up to the camera, and moves his tinted sunglasses to the tip of his nose and raises the mic to the side of his mouth.
Tayler " Now let me ask you a question, have you ever set eyes on such an example of greatness before? ....... what am i thinking of course you havent for you see i am one in a million, no no no more than that i am one of a kind, and having money makes me better than YOU!
He drops the mic and slaps the camera out of the camera mans hands, as the camera drops, we can see partial footage of Tayler leaving the bingo hall, the lights turn off and the footage fades to black.