Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on Jul 13, 2008 6:55:39 GMT
Just before Tuesday Night Shockwave's first match can officially get underway, a camera feed is played on the titantron, seemingly to interrupt the process. The camera does a full-focus on the titantron as the video feed crackles to life. It takes a few moments to do so. However, when it does, the image seen is Darnez CC, sitting down on what appears to be a basic wooden chair, in an empty room with a white backdrop. Darnez is holding a microphone in his right hand, but otherwise, he is dressed in what he'd normally wear when wandering the backstage halls. His back is in a slight hunch as he stares into the camera. After a few moments of staring, he re-adjusts his back so that he is sitting straight up. Then he brings his arm up so that the microphone is at his lips so that he can speak into it. He begins to speak.
Darnez CC:
"Now, i'm not sure if you TNS Monkeys remember this or not, but, a few weeks ago, i laid down a challenge to anyone on the TNS roster. Now, my challenge was answered by Morzan, which was fine with me, as i know i could destroy him easily, even though the whole point of the challenge was for me to get a challenge. But anyway, enough with that. It seems that the draft which occurred last week has royally messed up the forethought match which was meant to occur tonight. This does steam me up alittle, as i did want to embarass TNS by thrashing one of your guys but, that cannot happen now can it?"
Darnez brings his free hand upto his face and wipes it across his face, from left to right. He puts his arm back down to his side before talking again
Darnez CC:
"Well, you're wrong if you thought that! See, in a repeat of a few weeks ago, i am challenging any superstar on the TNS roster who i have NOT faced before to a match on TNS after Worlds End!"
Darnez stops talking for an unknown reason, as if to think. This happens for a few moments until he begins to speak again
Darnez CC:
"Speaking of Worlds End, it seems that our little General Manager has set-up some form of tournament for the right to face me for my Knockout Title. However, the finals of this match occur AT Worlds End, which does leave me free for the night, unless the General manager books me to defend my TNS Tag Team Titles on that night, which doesn't really bother me, as there isn't a team on either ICW roster who can beat the EGO CRUSHERS!"
Darnez stops talking for a moment so everyone can take this little bit of information in. He then begins to speak again
Darnez CC:
"But anyway, lets all forget about the TNS Tag Team Titles and lets focus on this "KO Tourney" as its been dubbed. Apparently, we have four one-on-one matches on SNK this week, with the winners going on to Worlds End to face each other in a fatal four-way match, with the winner facing me for my KO Title. Now, in my opinion, NONE of those guys deserve a shot at my championship. Now, you're probably thinking, "why is this?" Well the reason is, none of them have beaten the guy i have beaten on two seperate occasions, to, funnily enough, take both his titles from him, and that is Evan. So, until i see someone else defeat Evan on at least one occasion, then no-one on either roster deserves a title shot against me!"
Darnez lets out what could be heard as being an "Evil Laugh" before continuing his speech
Darnez CC:
"Speaking of Evan, it would seem that being beaten by be, twice, has done something to his demeanour, and, if i say so myself, he has turned into a better person because of these defeats. He is meaner, angrier and from what i can tell, tougher. So, good for him. Also, it seems that he has challenged your so called "World Champion" NVX to a title match. But, your stupid General Manager, TPK, denied him. Instead, Evan has to compete in a number one contenders match for the title. Now, i may have speaken highly of him just before, but he shouldn't have taken that answer and left it, he should have knocked TPK on his ass with a big punch. Since he didn't do that, he has now lost my respect, and since my respect is hard to come by, that is a bad thing"
Darnez takes a deep breath before issuing his last statement
Darnez CC:
"Oh, and before i forget, even though he isn't on this pathetic roster and probably won't get this message until i upload this video onto ICW.com, Santiago! If you somehow manage to win the KO Tournament, and thats a Big If, then, i'll take you on, as the stipulation of the tournament goes, in a one-on-one contest. However, on that same night, i'll be using my re-match clause to take you on for your Television Title, which you only won because Scally took pity on you. So, it'll be a title vs title match. But if you lose, then, i'll use my Re-Match clause anyway, but the week after of course, as i have to defeat the "winner" of the tournament the week after Worlds End, thus, you'll have everything to lose and absolutely nothing to gain. Honestly, if i was in your position, i'd just hand me the title before the match even starts, just so you don't become another wrestler who becomes a shell of his former self after i beat you"
Darnez ungrips the microphone, causing it to fall from his hand, and onto the floor. It hits the floor with a bad "screech" sound. Darnez uses his legs to help him stand up from off of the chair. He heads for the camera he used to record the message and presses the stop button by manevering his finger toward the button and clicking it in. The feed then fades off of the TNS Titantron as TNS is forced to go to a commercial for the message taking up so much air-time.
Darnez CC:
"Now, i'm not sure if you TNS Monkeys remember this or not, but, a few weeks ago, i laid down a challenge to anyone on the TNS roster. Now, my challenge was answered by Morzan, which was fine with me, as i know i could destroy him easily, even though the whole point of the challenge was for me to get a challenge. But anyway, enough with that. It seems that the draft which occurred last week has royally messed up the forethought match which was meant to occur tonight. This does steam me up alittle, as i did want to embarass TNS by thrashing one of your guys but, that cannot happen now can it?"
Darnez brings his free hand upto his face and wipes it across his face, from left to right. He puts his arm back down to his side before talking again
Darnez CC:
"Well, you're wrong if you thought that! See, in a repeat of a few weeks ago, i am challenging any superstar on the TNS roster who i have NOT faced before to a match on TNS after Worlds End!"
Darnez stops talking for an unknown reason, as if to think. This happens for a few moments until he begins to speak again
Darnez CC:
"Speaking of Worlds End, it seems that our little General Manager has set-up some form of tournament for the right to face me for my Knockout Title. However, the finals of this match occur AT Worlds End, which does leave me free for the night, unless the General manager books me to defend my TNS Tag Team Titles on that night, which doesn't really bother me, as there isn't a team on either ICW roster who can beat the EGO CRUSHERS!"
Darnez stops talking for a moment so everyone can take this little bit of information in. He then begins to speak again
Darnez CC:
"But anyway, lets all forget about the TNS Tag Team Titles and lets focus on this "KO Tourney" as its been dubbed. Apparently, we have four one-on-one matches on SNK this week, with the winners going on to Worlds End to face each other in a fatal four-way match, with the winner facing me for my KO Title. Now, in my opinion, NONE of those guys deserve a shot at my championship. Now, you're probably thinking, "why is this?" Well the reason is, none of them have beaten the guy i have beaten on two seperate occasions, to, funnily enough, take both his titles from him, and that is Evan. So, until i see someone else defeat Evan on at least one occasion, then no-one on either roster deserves a title shot against me!"
Darnez lets out what could be heard as being an "Evil Laugh" before continuing his speech
Darnez CC:
"Speaking of Evan, it would seem that being beaten by be, twice, has done something to his demeanour, and, if i say so myself, he has turned into a better person because of these defeats. He is meaner, angrier and from what i can tell, tougher. So, good for him. Also, it seems that he has challenged your so called "World Champion" NVX to a title match. But, your stupid General Manager, TPK, denied him. Instead, Evan has to compete in a number one contenders match for the title. Now, i may have speaken highly of him just before, but he shouldn't have taken that answer and left it, he should have knocked TPK on his ass with a big punch. Since he didn't do that, he has now lost my respect, and since my respect is hard to come by, that is a bad thing"
Darnez takes a deep breath before issuing his last statement
Darnez CC:
"Oh, and before i forget, even though he isn't on this pathetic roster and probably won't get this message until i upload this video onto ICW.com, Santiago! If you somehow manage to win the KO Tournament, and thats a Big If, then, i'll take you on, as the stipulation of the tournament goes, in a one-on-one contest. However, on that same night, i'll be using my re-match clause to take you on for your Television Title, which you only won because Scally took pity on you. So, it'll be a title vs title match. But if you lose, then, i'll use my Re-Match clause anyway, but the week after of course, as i have to defeat the "winner" of the tournament the week after Worlds End, thus, you'll have everything to lose and absolutely nothing to gain. Honestly, if i was in your position, i'd just hand me the title before the match even starts, just so you don't become another wrestler who becomes a shell of his former self after i beat you"
Darnez ungrips the microphone, causing it to fall from his hand, and onto the floor. It hits the floor with a bad "screech" sound. Darnez uses his legs to help him stand up from off of the chair. He heads for the camera he used to record the message and presses the stop button by manevering his finger toward the button and clicking it in. The feed then fades off of the TNS Titantron as TNS is forced to go to a commercial for the message taking up so much air-time.
EOT
Comments welcome
OOC: Please don't make any promos accepting the challenge until it is clarified that it is okay to do so. thankyou
Also, this was all in character
(and i know i rambled a bit, but it saves me from cutting three different promos...i think)
