Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on Jul 19, 2008 0:07:11 GMT
The crowd continue there chants for Jamei hoping Donkey Dude won't even show up tonight. But then as The Referee checks his watch, he raises his hand but immediately Green and Gold Fireworks Spurt out from the Entrance Ramp and Let Me Ride That Donkey By 69 Boyz begins to play over the PA. The Crowd begin too boo for the man while Andrew Porter waits for the first verse to finish before raising the TNS Microphone to his lips.
gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please
Andrew Porter
And Here comes the challenger. Hailing from Doniphan, Missouri at a height of 6'3, weighing in at 211 LBS, He is The Tuesday night Shockwave Assistant General Manager, One Half of the TNS Tag Team Champions, Dominik Dunkson AKA DONKEY DUDE!!!
Homeless Harry
Oh yea, I forgot about him being the Assistant General Manager, whatever the hell that is.
Jenna Foxx
It means that, that sack of crap is you assistant to our boss. So that means he is technically our boss too.
Homeless Harry
Haha, and you just called him a sack of crap.
bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down.......
But the Music Cuts out and instead, A Crazy man runs out of the curtain followed by a Donkey who looks rather fat, and can only just keep up with, what is presumed to be Donkey Dude, His owner. Finally after some hard running, Donkey Dude manages to make it too the ring, jumping up and sliding through too the middle just inches away from Andrew Porter, Meanwhile His Donkey Stops completely and takes a casual walk around the ring before stopping beside the stretcher. Donkey Dude makes it too his feet and glares at Andrew.
Jenna Foxx
Well I wonder how long until Jamei shows.
Homeless Harry
Better be soon as I want some Action.
TBC By Jamei
gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please
Andrew Porter
And Here comes the challenger. Hailing from Doniphan, Missouri at a height of 6'3, weighing in at 211 LBS, He is The Tuesday night Shockwave Assistant General Manager, One Half of the TNS Tag Team Champions, Dominik Dunkson AKA DONKEY DUDE!!!
Homeless Harry
Oh yea, I forgot about him being the Assistant General Manager, whatever the hell that is.
Jenna Foxx
It means that, that sack of crap is you assistant to our boss. So that means he is technically our boss too.
Homeless Harry
Haha, and you just called him a sack of crap.
bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down.......
But the Music Cuts out and instead, A Crazy man runs out of the curtain followed by a Donkey who looks rather fat, and can only just keep up with, what is presumed to be Donkey Dude, His owner. Finally after some hard running, Donkey Dude manages to make it too the ring, jumping up and sliding through too the middle just inches away from Andrew Porter, Meanwhile His Donkey Stops completely and takes a casual walk around the ring before stopping beside the stretcher. Donkey Dude makes it too his feet and glares at Andrew.
Jenna Foxx
Well I wonder how long until Jamei shows.
Homeless Harry
Better be soon as I want some Action.
TBC By Jamei
