Post by TPK/Kato Faraji on Jul 30, 2008 6:57:02 GMT
Open Scene - Interior TPK's Office
TPK's office is shown and is light fairly dimly, TPK is seen laying on a couch and looking up into the sky as a shadowy figure is seen in the corner sitting in a chair holding onto a clipboard.
TPK: Thanks for agreeing to hold this session in my office, it's much more relaxing for me here.Don't thank this putz, he is obligated to hold the session wherever you choose...I mean we are paying him right!? Look doc I apologize for him he can be a bit of an ass at times.
Dr.: No need to apologize, I have seen his kind before it doesn't bother me. So now you say you are having problems with your multiple personality disorder...you say you can't "control" it without medication is this right?
TPK: Gee whiz Doc, you figure that one out all on your own? No shit he can't control me!Please at least try to be civil for the Doctor Harley. And yeah I can't cotrol them.
Dr.:*writes on clipboard* Wait you said "them" just a moment ago, exactly how many personalities do you know of?
TPK: Just Harley and one other...but...well how do I say this, the other one is....Oh for gods sake man don't be such a pussy...It's a SHE!
Dr.: Now wait, isn't there one besides that David. Are you not The Silver Psycho?
TPK: What? No way...you know you are like the billionth person to say that. I mean sure we kind of resemble the dude but thats as far as it goes.Yeah The Silver Psycho isn't all that great anyway...god if I were associated with that guy i'd throw us both into oncoming traffic!
Dr.: Ok, ok settle down.*writes some more*So you say that this third personality is a female? Is there anyway I can talk to her? I'd really like to get her thoughts on the situation.
TPK: Well i'll try but i'm not making any promises.*TPK closes his eyes and breaths slowly when suddenly his poster changes and his eyes open* Well hello Dr.Hansom...now I hear that you wanted to talk to lil ol' me? Why color me flattered.
Dr.: Yes we...thanks but no thanks. Anyway moving along, can you tell me who you are?
TPK: Why I most certainly can, my name is Kathy but ya'll will probably just end up calling me TPKathy I don't get it but everybody else does it so why should you be any different.
Dr.: Hmm yes I see...and when people call you that, how does that make you feel?
TPK: Well, I don't rightly know to be honest. I am a little confused about it but they could call us something worse I suppose. Yeah I could think of a name or two i'd like to call you...why must you be so insensitive Harley? Kathy I apologize for that, he is a prick I know.Why it's alright darlin' he's just jealous cause he knows he will never be able to land a woman as striking as me.
Dr.: Well this brings the term go fuck yourself to a whole nother level...sorry a bit unprofessional of me. Well I am really not sure what I can do to help, but if you want to talk about it know that I am always available...I mean this shit is just too priceless to pass up.
TPK: Yeah har har, laugh at the freak why don't you!Oh come on man, the guy is offering his services and you get offended, what kind of a loose cannon are you anyway?You mean to tell me you don't know the answer to that by now...i'm the good kind of course!
Dr.: Yeah well I hate to just run out in the middle of your conversation there but time is up and we are going to have to end this session now.
The Dr. lays his clipboard on the table in front of him and all that is written on the paper is random drawings, and on top of the pad is a book entitled "Therapy For Dummies." the camera then pans up to show the face of Jakob Van Tripp as the scene fades to black.
OOC: Comments Welcomed as always
Color Chart
TPK = Orange
Harley = Red
Kathy *AKA TPKathy* = Pink
Dr. = Navy
