Post by The Purest on May 19, 2008 23:36:43 GMT
((Ok, Before this goes off I am going to explain. This was done for my comedy heel reasons and i am going to be intimidating the oldies.))
The Purest is making his way to the arena between a crowd of Saturday Night Knockout fans who jeer at him and push him from side to side as he walks up, the security attempt to stop them but they are outnumbered. One fan who shouts at him gets his attention. Purest stands eye to eye with him but before long Purest starts to walk away but the fans slaps him across the face. Purest laughs and the fan rather nervously laughs aswell but Purest stops before speaking in a loud voice.
*In an imitative voice of Hulk Hogan.*
The Purest - Whatcha gonna do brother, when all these hulkamaniacs run wild on you!?
*In an imitative voice of Steve Austin*
The Purest - Why don't we ask this guy over here. Austin 3:16 says you are one fat sack of crap, I aught to stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry!
*In an imitative voice of The Rock*
The Purest - IF YOU SMELL...This jabroni over here. Whats your name!? *Fan starts to answer* It doesn't matter what your name is!
*Imitative of Ric Flair*
The Purest - Woooooooooooo
*He starts to move on but stops. In an imitative voice of Bob Backland he grabs a fan and pulls them face to face.*
The Purest - Who was our 23rd president, boy!? Name the first five presidents of these United States of America!
*He slowly lets him go and takes a few steps back. He takes an apple out of his pocket and take a bite. He chews it for a few seconds before spitting it in a fans face and in an imitative voice of Carlito he says*
The Purest - I spit in the face...Of people who don't wanna be cool!
*In an imitative voice of John Cena he waves his hand infront of his face and yells*
The Purest - You can't see me!
*He puts on his own accent again and smiles before yelling.*
The Purest - Get out of my way!
He strides towards the building among the sea of fans who, despite being for the most part insulted, seem pretty amused by his impressions.
EoT ((Comments Welcome))
The Purest is making his way to the arena between a crowd of Saturday Night Knockout fans who jeer at him and push him from side to side as he walks up, the security attempt to stop them but they are outnumbered. One fan who shouts at him gets his attention. Purest stands eye to eye with him but before long Purest starts to walk away but the fans slaps him across the face. Purest laughs and the fan rather nervously laughs aswell but Purest stops before speaking in a loud voice.
*In an imitative voice of Hulk Hogan.*
The Purest - Whatcha gonna do brother, when all these hulkamaniacs run wild on you!?
*In an imitative voice of Steve Austin*
The Purest - Why don't we ask this guy over here. Austin 3:16 says you are one fat sack of crap, I aught to stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry!
*In an imitative voice of The Rock*
The Purest - IF YOU SMELL...This jabroni over here. Whats your name!? *Fan starts to answer* It doesn't matter what your name is!
*Imitative of Ric Flair*
The Purest - Woooooooooooo
*He starts to move on but stops. In an imitative voice of Bob Backland he grabs a fan and pulls them face to face.*
The Purest - Who was our 23rd president, boy!? Name the first five presidents of these United States of America!
*He slowly lets him go and takes a few steps back. He takes an apple out of his pocket and take a bite. He chews it for a few seconds before spitting it in a fans face and in an imitative voice of Carlito he says*
The Purest - I spit in the face...Of people who don't wanna be cool!
*In an imitative voice of John Cena he waves his hand infront of his face and yells*
The Purest - You can't see me!
*He puts on his own accent again and smiles before yelling.*
The Purest - Get out of my way!
He strides towards the building among the sea of fans who, despite being for the most part insulted, seem pretty amused by his impressions.
EoT ((Comments Welcome))
