Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on May 11, 2008 13:51:26 GMT
After coming back from the commercial break, the camera is scanning over the crowd. The crowd is cheering ludly, obviously excited for the next Saturday Night Knockout contest. The camera is still scanning, it then stops upon one fan sign, it reads, "I was at One Night in Paris!" The fan then peeks over at the titantron and realises he is on it. He jumps up and down excitedly. The camera then cuts to the stage. Suddenly, the lights go quite dim, then, "Rise Today" by Alter Bridge hits the speakers. The enthusiastic crowd heavily booes the music, as they know who comes out to it. After a few moments, Darnez FC comes out from behind the curtain. He is oddly dressed, wearing his wrestling tights yet also wearing a fine black jacket. Darnez walks upto the stage in an unusually focussed manner, he poises his head to peer across the crowd, but he refuses to do so. He then (ratherly fast-paced), makes his way down the ramp.
Eric Angle
"I wonder why Darnez is looking so focussed? Normally he comes out looking arrogant and rather cocky."
JTG
"Maybe hes coming down here to kick your ass E, you have been bad mouthing him alot lately..."
Eric Angle
"Well if he did that, he'd be out of a job, ICW has a strong policy against Wrestlers harming the staff"
The wind is blowing cold
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like we're all alone
Running further from what's right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?
Darnez quickens his pace as he walks down the stage ramp. As he passes a group of little kids, one of them shouts out "You suck!" The kids around him chuckle. Darnez stops, turns his body 45 degrees so that he is facing the child, shoots his right arm out with his index finger extended, and shouts at the kid "Shut up, you little turd!" The kid, who was not obviously expecting a big reaction, sits straight back down among his friends, whilst looking almost frightened. Darnez turns his body back so its completely in-line again. He brings his arm in, and then begins his fast-paced walk. He makes it to the ring, yet, he turns left suddenly, he walks AROUND the ring and storms toward the ringside area. He swiftly shoots his left arm out with his hand open, snatching a microphone from the table in the process. The timekeeper recoils from this sudden action. Darnez clutches the microphone tightly. He then walks to the side of the ring, grabs hold of the bottom ring rope with his free, open hand. Pulls himself up and enters the ring via the top and middle ropes, stepping over the middle rope quickly. Darnez walks to the middle of the ring. He brings his left arm up (which has the microphone in it) to his mouth, he then begins to speak...
Eric Angle
"Geez, Darnez sure is in a mood tonight, this may relate to the fact that his team couldn't win the tag team titles last week at One Night In Paris..."
JTG
"Nuh, Ya Think?! Of course it does E! And he is out here now to tell the world exactly how he feels"
Darnez FC
"Alright, cut my music!"
As he says this, Darnez points to the stage area
Darnez FC
"Now, you're probably all wondering why i'm out here tonight...well, it goes like this...every single time i've had an oppurtunity at a title or to become the no.1 contender, i have either been paired up with someone else, or, its been against more than one man. Now, i'm not one to complain...
The crowd laughs, Darnez ignores this and continues to speak
Darnez FC
"But, i have noticed that anyone who is anyone around here has been given either a non-title shot against the champion, a one on one no.1 contenders match, or, a one on one match for the title...and, since i am indeed ANYONE, i do believe that i deserve a match under this criteria..."
The crowd begins to chant "No you don't! No you don't!" Constantly, Darnez FC's expression changes from complacent to utter anger, he tries to speak into the microphone again, but, as he attempts to do so, the crowds chant begins getting louder. Darnez brings his right hand up to his forehead and wipes his brow, he puts his arm down again. He waits one moemnt, and then suddenly shouts...
Darnez FC
"SHUT UP!!!"
The crowd then begins to boo, these booes echo throughout the arena for a few moments. The crowd then goes silent, Darnez takes this oppurtunity to talk again.
Darnez FC
"Oh, and just in case any of you guys in the back can just Offer to give me a second-rate match which means nothing to shut me up...then you'd be WRONG! See, i, Darnez FC, refuse to leave this ring until my wish is granted...so, the show will not be continuing until i get my one on one match.
Darnez then slowly bends his knees, he then props his bum onto the floor. He then moves his legs around so that they are crossed. He smirks, then brings the microphone up to his mouth once again.
Darnez FC
"Man, this could be a LONG night..."
Eric Angle
"What?!?! This is ridiculous! Darnez FC is going to hold up the show till he gets a match which fits his specfic criteria? This is utter crap!"
JTG
"You know what? I like this idea E and, i may even consider joining him so that we get an announcer which fits my "Homie" criteria!"
Eric Angle
"Yeah well...i just hope this matter gets resolved so the show isn't held up by something so stupid..."
Eric Angle
"I wonder why Darnez is looking so focussed? Normally he comes out looking arrogant and rather cocky."
JTG
"Maybe hes coming down here to kick your ass E, you have been bad mouthing him alot lately..."
Eric Angle
"Well if he did that, he'd be out of a job, ICW has a strong policy against Wrestlers harming the staff"
The wind is blowing cold
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like we're all alone
Running further from what's right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?
Darnez quickens his pace as he walks down the stage ramp. As he passes a group of little kids, one of them shouts out "You suck!" The kids around him chuckle. Darnez stops, turns his body 45 degrees so that he is facing the child, shoots his right arm out with his index finger extended, and shouts at the kid "Shut up, you little turd!" The kid, who was not obviously expecting a big reaction, sits straight back down among his friends, whilst looking almost frightened. Darnez turns his body back so its completely in-line again. He brings his arm in, and then begins his fast-paced walk. He makes it to the ring, yet, he turns left suddenly, he walks AROUND the ring and storms toward the ringside area. He swiftly shoots his left arm out with his hand open, snatching a microphone from the table in the process. The timekeeper recoils from this sudden action. Darnez clutches the microphone tightly. He then walks to the side of the ring, grabs hold of the bottom ring rope with his free, open hand. Pulls himself up and enters the ring via the top and middle ropes, stepping over the middle rope quickly. Darnez walks to the middle of the ring. He brings his left arm up (which has the microphone in it) to his mouth, he then begins to speak...
Eric Angle
"Geez, Darnez sure is in a mood tonight, this may relate to the fact that his team couldn't win the tag team titles last week at One Night In Paris..."
JTG
"Nuh, Ya Think?! Of course it does E! And he is out here now to tell the world exactly how he feels"
Darnez FC
"Alright, cut my music!"
As he says this, Darnez points to the stage area
Darnez FC
"Now, you're probably all wondering why i'm out here tonight...well, it goes like this...every single time i've had an oppurtunity at a title or to become the no.1 contender, i have either been paired up with someone else, or, its been against more than one man. Now, i'm not one to complain...
The crowd laughs, Darnez ignores this and continues to speak
Darnez FC
"But, i have noticed that anyone who is anyone around here has been given either a non-title shot against the champion, a one on one no.1 contenders match, or, a one on one match for the title...and, since i am indeed ANYONE, i do believe that i deserve a match under this criteria..."
The crowd begins to chant "No you don't! No you don't!" Constantly, Darnez FC's expression changes from complacent to utter anger, he tries to speak into the microphone again, but, as he attempts to do so, the crowds chant begins getting louder. Darnez brings his right hand up to his forehead and wipes his brow, he puts his arm down again. He waits one moemnt, and then suddenly shouts...
Darnez FC
"SHUT UP!!!"
The crowd then begins to boo, these booes echo throughout the arena for a few moments. The crowd then goes silent, Darnez takes this oppurtunity to talk again.
Darnez FC
"Oh, and just in case any of you guys in the back can just Offer to give me a second-rate match which means nothing to shut me up...then you'd be WRONG! See, i, Darnez FC, refuse to leave this ring until my wish is granted...so, the show will not be continuing until i get my one on one match.
Darnez then slowly bends his knees, he then props his bum onto the floor. He then moves his legs around so that they are crossed. He smirks, then brings the microphone up to his mouth once again.
Darnez FC
"Man, this could be a LONG night..."
Eric Angle
"What?!?! This is ridiculous! Darnez FC is going to hold up the show till he gets a match which fits his specfic criteria? This is utter crap!"
JTG
"You know what? I like this idea E and, i may even consider joining him so that we get an announcer which fits my "Homie" criteria!"
Eric Angle
"Yeah well...i just hope this matter gets resolved so the show isn't held up by something so stupid..."
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