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Post by TPK/Kato Faraji on May 29, 2008 5:17:35 GMT
The scene opens at ringside as the camera pans around the crowd showing the fans cheering wildly in support of Tuesday Night Shockwave and it's various wrestlers. Suddenly the lights turn off as a siren blares through the arena, a red light synchronizes with the light as Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden hits sending the fans into a frenzy of cheers and "TPK" chants. TPK steps out onto the entrance ramp and stands there for a few moments before hitting his "Straight Jacket" pose sending silver pyro up into the air bringing the lights back on. TPK stands at the top of the ramp wearing his usual silver tights, a pair of hand wraps, black boots, and a Shockwave shirt.
Jenna: Oh this is just great, wonder what General Manager weirdo wants? Is he out here to announce another outlandish match or something...god I hope not.
Harry: Ah come on baby, I like his styyyyyyyyle! Well at least wen he isn't getting his jaw caved in by The Ego Crushers.
TPK walks briskly down the ramp slapping hands with various fans, when he gets about mid ramp he then picks his pace up to a run and slides under the bottom rope when he reaches the ring, he leaps to a stand and signals for a mic which the ring announcer hands him.
TPK: Thank you Andrew. Now as many of you recall I told a certain superstar a few weeks that he was up to two strikes, and then what does he do? He and his partner assault me and break my damn jaw! Well Donkey Dude that is strike F***ing three so bring your sorry ass down here "ALONE!" because I swear if your partner is with you I swear to you I will fire him on the spot.
Jenna: Got guts? He certainly does, it's about damn time if you ask me...but still he is a bit of a imbecile.
Harry: I love when The Psycho Kid comes out here, you know something is going to happen, and that something is usually pretty surprising.
TBC By Donkey Dude ONLY
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Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on May 29, 2008 6:04:21 GMT
The Crowd sit down in their seats completely silent waiting for Donkey Dude to come out. Then Finally Let Me Ride That Donkey By 69 Boyz Plays Over the PA and A Figure comes out of the bushes, he wears a cowboy hat only on the strap where a machete should be kept it is completely bear. Finally the Figure steps out from the bushes revealing himself to be Donkey Dude, He is Wearing His Title on his shoulder and gazing at it. He bends his head over kissing it and continues to walk down the ramp.
Jenna Foxx
Man Here is one half of the Tag Team Champ. I wonder what Our General Manager is going to do for Strike Three
Homeless Harry
Well I Dunno but it will probably be something real bad
Finally When Donkey Dude reaches the ring he grabs the bottom rope lifting himself up to a standing point outside the apron. Then he bends over pulling himself through the second rope and gazing at TPK. Finally he just stops the faze and looks to the cheering crowd.
Donkey Dude reaches into his belt and pulls out his half damaged microphone. He raises it to his lips and opens his mouth to talk.
Donkey Dude
Well then Man. Tell me what my "Punishment" Is. Cos I'd like to see you do your worst man. Nothing you can do to me is gonna change my life. After All With me and Darnez Partners we are Unstoppable.
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Post by TPK/Kato Faraji on May 29, 2008 6:23:01 GMT
TPK: Last week you and Darnez came down here and you did a number on me this I will admit. You even claimed you "crushed my ego" don't make me laugh the only thing you crushed was my jaw! As far as your punishment goes I won't tell you no I am goign to show you!
TPK lowers his mic and starts to walk toward DD with his fist readied to strike when out of nowhere DD pulls out a piece of paper from his shirt and holds up a hand toward TPK making him stop in his tracks.
Jenna:I don't know why Dominik doesn't just destroy that psychotic moron once and for all.
Harry: What is on the paper? I hope it's a recipe because I have to tell you I could totally go for some food right about now.
Donkey Dude: Hold it right there, I thought you might pull something like this! But if you touch me you will be in so much trouble it won't even be funny. I have in my hands a note from the board and it says that as long as I am only a wrestler you can not touch me unprovoked, and that little spat last week doesn't count so unless I touch you here and now about all you can do to me is shake my hand!
TPK places his hands on the side of his head and begins pulling at his hair looking angrily at DD who is staring at him and laughing a little, TPK then stops and a sick smile spreads slowly over his face.
TPK: You know what you are absolutely right Donkey Dude, I wouldn't feel right hitting you it would be an abuse of my power, I don't know what I was thinking so...what do you say put er there?
TPK extends his hand at Donkey Dude who is now looking cockily at TPK a look of victory in his eyes as he takes TPK's hand in his own and begins shaking. TPK doesn't let go of the shake however and raises the mic back up to his lips.
TPK: No I wouldn't hit a wrestler in my position, but I have no problems hitting my Assistant GM...guess what YOU'RE HIRED!
With that TPK drops his mic before pulling DD in and leveling him with his free arm, TPK starts to pick Donkey Dude up and Security and refs immediately rush in and hold the two men apart as the fans are going wild now.
Jenna: Finally someone in power who isn't a complete nimrod! This is great!
Harry: Does The Psycho Kid have any idea what he has just done? He assigned Donkey Dude the position of Assistant General Manager...just so he could lay hands on him. This could come back to bite him later on down the road.....mmmmmm bite foooooood.*drools*
TPK and DD start to calm down a little bit and the guards let them go but stand guard in case things get out of hand again.
TBC?
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Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on May 29, 2008 6:43:49 GMT
Donkey Dude Has a look of shock on his face as he hears the words of TPK soak into his brain. Then as Security withdraw themselves to the border of the ring ropes Donkey Dude Looks at them all. Finally he steps a few feet forward and the Security Guards do too.
Donkey Dude
As Assistant General Manager, I order you too stand down.
Slowly the security guards step back. Then Donkey Dude runs forward as fast as he can putting his arm out. But then something stops him. The Security Guards rush forwards only to find Donkey Dude stopping moments before connecting with TPK.
Donkey Dude
Hey Guys, I told you I wasn't going to do anything. Can't believe you didn't trust me. When I say something I mean it. So Now TPK, How about it. Put her there buddy for although i hate you and i think your a dumb ass. Thanks for making me Assistant. But you realize the contract is binding and I can't quit and you can't fire me.
Jenna Foxx
Well I think we just proved that Dominik has what it takes.
Homeless Harry
No, I think he is gonna be shit. But We will have to wait and see.
Donkey Dude smiles at TPK his hand extended and the Contract Signed and ready for lamination.
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Post by TPK/Kato Faraji on May 29, 2008 6:55:25 GMT
TPK: I might be a bit out of my mind but I am not dumb, see I may lose a few things assigning you as GM but I gain one very important ability...I can take you out at any time now without fear of legal action! But enough about that, i'll shake on it but I swear to you...if you double try anything these guards will have your ass in a sling. Oh and about me not being able to fire you...don't make me laugh.
Jenna: What in the hell is he rambling on about now? God can this guy not just get a point across without rambling or doing something that is just silly?
Harry: I understood him...course I also have gremlins living in my head, maybe they explained it for me or something, you never know with those things Jenna.
TPK cautiously extends his hand and locks it into DD's, the two men then share a handshake, they release and TPK raises his mic.
TPK: And don't think this is going to be a dream job either, sure it has it's ups, but nothing is without it's downside....buuuuut i'm sure you'll find that out soon enough.
Jenna: Yeah right, what could possibly be hard about The Psycho Kid's job? Dominik could do that job and the job he has now and he would still be ready for more!
Harry:*Talking to the fan behind him* Yo man, you going to eat the other half of that hot dog? For real man thanks! You kick ass *He gets the hot dog turns around and begins scarfing it down hungrily*
TBC?
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Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on May 29, 2008 6:58:36 GMT
OOC: Nothing Really to add. So I guess EoT. We just leave the ring pretty much and nothing extra.
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