Post by grockadoc on May 19, 2008 13:12:16 GMT
The scene opens up to a deserted street, the sound of a powerful car engine getting louder. All of a sudden a black car zooms past, not knowing that a police car is parked behind a bush, holding a radar gun. The gun clocks the car going 90 miles per hour. The cop gets into his patrol car and flicks his lights and sirens on, trying to keep up speed with the speeding offender. The driver of the speeding car slows down before finally coming to a complete stop. The cop parks behind him and steps out of his car. He eyes of the black muscle car. A black 2009 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1. The officer, impressed taps on the drivers window. The driver winds down the window.
Driver: Is there a problem officer?
The officer stares at him incredulously.
Officer: Problem, No! I just wanted to get a closer look at your car.
The Driver sits back relieved. He starts to wind the window up.
Officer: You do know i was being sarcastic don't you?
The driver stops and winds the window down cursing.
Driver: What was the problem?
The officer looks at him, muscles in his face twitching.
Officer: You go realize that you were doing 90 in a 50 zone? License and registration please!
The driver seems surprised but gives the officer what he asked for.
Officer: Lachlan Smith huh? You wouldn't by any chance be that dick of a wrestler from ICW would you?
Lachlan stares at him, realizing he doesn't watch too much wrestling.
Lachlan: As a matter of fact Officer i am!
The officer stares at him before pulling out a gun.
Officer: I am sick of your kind corrupting our children. You are all pathetic.
Lachlan stares at him horrified.
Lachlan: What does that mean?
The officer doesnt drop the gun, nor his gaze.
Officer: You have brainwashed our kids. My son Vance was such a sweet tempered boy. Now he is a juvenile delinquent. He had gone from being a straight A student to failing every class. You know what his reply was when we confronted him about it?
Lachlan starts shaking his head.
Lachlan: How would i know. Are you implying im the kind or person that would stalk fans? If you did then i have the authority to report you and have your badge taken. Hell i have that authority now, because i have just taped you pulling a gun on an unarmed citizen!
The officer shifts uncomfortably.
Officer: Okay, you win. What do you want.
Lachlan: I want nothing. I just want to get to work. I am extremely late. That is why i was speeding. Now what was your sons excuse?
The officer places the gun in his holster at his waist.
Officer: We confronted him about his school work. The bastard turned around and said 'Watcha Gonna Do!?!?'
Lachlan stares at the Officer.
Lachlan: Alright officer i have a solution. Tell him if he gets straight A's, i will mail him ringside tickets to every show. Airflights and Accommodation provided.
The officer who looks at Lachlan surprised nods his head in agreement.
Officer: I heard rumors you were a real asshole, but i see they were yanking my chain so to speak.
Lachlan laughs and writes something down on a piece of paper and hands it to the officer.
Lachlan: That is my mobile number. Ring me once a week and tell me how he is going ok? If he is good, i will mail tickets.
The officer nods. He gives Lachlan his address.
Officer: Oh, here you go!
The officer hands Lachlan his driving documents and tells him to carry on.
Lachlan: Thank you officer.
The officer winks at him.
Officer: No, thank you Lachlan. Now off you go!
Lachlan drives off as the officer keeps his eye on him.
EoT
((OOC Was bored so i decided to do something. Whgat do you guys think?))
Driver: Is there a problem officer?
The officer stares at him incredulously.
Officer: Problem, No! I just wanted to get a closer look at your car.
The Driver sits back relieved. He starts to wind the window up.
Officer: You do know i was being sarcastic don't you?
The driver stops and winds the window down cursing.
Driver: What was the problem?
The officer looks at him, muscles in his face twitching.
Officer: You go realize that you were doing 90 in a 50 zone? License and registration please!
The driver seems surprised but gives the officer what he asked for.
Officer: Lachlan Smith huh? You wouldn't by any chance be that dick of a wrestler from ICW would you?
Lachlan stares at him, realizing he doesn't watch too much wrestling.
Lachlan: As a matter of fact Officer i am!
The officer stares at him before pulling out a gun.
Officer: I am sick of your kind corrupting our children. You are all pathetic.
Lachlan stares at him horrified.
Lachlan: What does that mean?
The officer doesnt drop the gun, nor his gaze.
Officer: You have brainwashed our kids. My son Vance was such a sweet tempered boy. Now he is a juvenile delinquent. He had gone from being a straight A student to failing every class. You know what his reply was when we confronted him about it?
Lachlan starts shaking his head.
Lachlan: How would i know. Are you implying im the kind or person that would stalk fans? If you did then i have the authority to report you and have your badge taken. Hell i have that authority now, because i have just taped you pulling a gun on an unarmed citizen!
The officer shifts uncomfortably.
Officer: Okay, you win. What do you want.
Lachlan: I want nothing. I just want to get to work. I am extremely late. That is why i was speeding. Now what was your sons excuse?
The officer places the gun in his holster at his waist.
Officer: We confronted him about his school work. The bastard turned around and said 'Watcha Gonna Do!?!?'
Lachlan stares at the Officer.
Lachlan: Alright officer i have a solution. Tell him if he gets straight A's, i will mail him ringside tickets to every show. Airflights and Accommodation provided.
The officer who looks at Lachlan surprised nods his head in agreement.
Officer: I heard rumors you were a real asshole, but i see they were yanking my chain so to speak.
Lachlan laughs and writes something down on a piece of paper and hands it to the officer.
Lachlan: That is my mobile number. Ring me once a week and tell me how he is going ok? If he is good, i will mail tickets.
The officer nods. He gives Lachlan his address.
Officer: Oh, here you go!
The officer hands Lachlan his driving documents and tells him to carry on.
Lachlan: Thank you officer.
The officer winks at him.
Officer: No, thank you Lachlan. Now off you go!
Lachlan drives off as the officer keeps his eye on him.
EoT
((OOC Was bored so i decided to do something. Whgat do you guys think?))