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Post by mikeavar on Jul 1, 2008 15:24:05 GMT
The lights focus on the stage. Green smoke envelopes the arena floor as Bat Country by Avanged Sevenfold begins to play.
The lights in the arena go off, but a small red light stays on and transfixed upon the stage, where a man in black sunglasses, a black leather jacket and black jeans comes out.
At his side is a red haired woman with matching clothes walks with him down the ramp.
The little red light follows the two until they get in the ring, when all the lights come back on.
Alexander - You may be wondering why me and Chris are dressed like this. You may be wondering why we came down to the ring to Avenged Sevenfold's Bat Country. And you may be wondering why we only had one little light to guide us. Well, to put it easilly, we're not messing around anymore. No more Guerrero Lying, Cheating and Stealing. No more family values. From now on, I am Alex Sinclair, your worst nightmare.
Chris - Alex may have won that match last week, and mainly because Carlington didn't show. And even if that poor excuse for a pro wrestler did show, he'd still be stomped into the ground by Alex and me.
Alex - Exactly. And I now feel sorry for Lachlan Smith who has to face me. Because he's never going to wrestle again. And it's all thanks to Alex Sinclair. |
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 2, 2008 10:27:45 GMT
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The countdown reaches 0 on the Titantron and the lights go out. Everyone stares at the stage, eagerly awaiting the entrance of the superstar. As smoke fills the arena and starts billowing down the ramp, a loud, deep voice is heard over the speakers.
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls! Be prepared to be thrilled! Be prepared to be awestruck. Be prepared for the Ultimate Perfection!
The crowd cheer as they realize that this can be only one man. Alex Sinclair is standing in the ring confused.
Alex Sinclair! Be prepared for the one, the only......... Lachlan Smith!!! Watcha Gonna Do?!?!
Alex Sinclairs eyes widen in shock as a light guitar solo plays through the speakers. The guitar is joined shortly after by drums as My Sacrifice by Creed plays.
Hello my friend, we meet again
It's been awhile, where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart are memories
Of perfect love that you gave to me
Oh, I remember
When you are with me, I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My sacrifice
The crowd are on their feet chanting LACHLAN! LACHLAN! LACHLAN! They chant louder and louder until the music is completely drowned out. Lachlan comes charging out from behind the curtains to a massive cheer. He charges to one side of the stage and does his signature taunt. He raises his right arm and cuts his throat slowly with the other as he charges to the other side and does his taunt again. He slowly makes his way towards the stage. He focuses on Alex Sinclair, extends his arms and thrusts them upwards as fireworks burst from the stage, over the fans heads. Lachlan watches their faces light up with the color and smiles. He begins to walk down the ramp.
Chauntel: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, from Perth, Australia, weighing in at 325 pounds, He is The Ultimate Perfection......... Lachlan Smith!
Angle: Lachlan Smith came up so close at Battle of The Titans, but just fell short to AJ Scally. Now he goes up with a young man by the name of Alex Sinclair!
JTG: Yo! Yo! Yo! Here comes the man that is gonna kick Sinclairs ass. That assmonkey aint gonna know what hit him!Fo Shizzle!
We've seen our share of ups and downs
Oh how quickly life can turn around
In an instant
It feels so good to reunite
Within yourself and within your mind
Let's find peace there
When you are with me, I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My sacrifice
I just want to say hello again
I just want to say hello again
Lachlan walks down the ramp, shaking the fans hands. He stops at a little boy who cant be more than 5 years old and takes his necklace off, giving it to the kid. The kid stares at him, eyes full of wonder. Lachlan smiles, ruffles the kids hair and continues on, leaving the kid stunned. Lachlan reaches the entrance way and stares at the fans. He takes one step back, runs 2 steps forwards and jumps onto the ring apron as flames erupt from the turnbuckles. He climbs over the ropes and looks at Alex who is backing slowly towards a corner. Lachlan gives him a look as if to say you had better be afraid.
When you are with me I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
Cause when you are with me I am free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My sacrifice, My sacrifice
I just want to say hello again
I just want to say hello again
My sacrifice.
Lachlan walks to the ropes and demands a mic. He is handed one and he walks back towards the middle, staring at Sinclair.
Lachlan: What the hell did you just say? Speak up and talk english, we dont understand retardese, Assmonkey! Now, i dont think you quite know who you are talking to, or about. I am the greatest superstar ever to grace an ICW ring. I am the Ultimate Perfection. You are just some punk ass bitch trying to get yourself credit by claiming you are gonna "Take me out". Ha! That is almost as funny as your costume! Haha where did you get that? in the $2.99 bin at the local supermarket? Sheesh buy some real clothes with the 6 month break you are about to take alright? Now if you ever come running your mouth in my ring again, i am gonna break your fingers, arms and legs. Maybe some ribs to. Depending if i am generous. However i can tell you what you are about to witness is something that every Record holder should quiver about because this is going to be the greatest ass kicking of the biggest Assmonkey i ever did meet. Taking nothing away from DX, If your not down with that, i got 2 words for ya! GET FUCKED!
Lachlan drops the mic and charges at Sinclair, flings his shoulder out and dives, spearing him. The ref rings the bell. |
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Post by mikeavar on Jul 2, 2008 14:24:06 GMT
As Lachlan taunts to the crowd, Alex gets up. He attempts a dropkick, but Lachlan catches him and throws him to the ground.
Lachlan picks up his downed opponent to prepare him for a suplex, but Alex starts to ram his elbow into his opponents stomach.
He escapes and hits Lachlan with a chokeslam. He climbs on top of his downed opponent and applies the Nightmare Choke to him, but soon later, Laachlan slams his fist into Alex's face, knocking him off.
Lachlan climbs the turnbuckle to perform a Double Ax Handel. Meanwhile Alex distracts the referee by grabbing a sledgehammer. And while the ref is distracted by Alex, Chris attacks Lachlan while he's on the turnbuckle, forcing him to drop down. |
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Post by grockadoc on Jul 3, 2008 12:44:13 GMT
Lachlan is on the mat, clutching his groin, screaming in pain. Alex gets into the ring and picks up Lachlan. Alex grabs him by the arm and pulls him, whipping him towards the ropes and bends over, trying for a Back Body Drop. Lachlan stops in front of Alex and grabs him in a headlock and falls backwards, driving Alexs head into the canvas hard with a DDT. Lachlan gets up and starts stomping on the back of Alexs head, before charging to the ropes and dropping an elbow on the way back. Lachlan gets up and picks Alex and whips him into the ropes. On the way back, Lachlan puts his head underneath Alexs arm and lifts him up, sweeps his legs and spins around, laying him out with a spinebuster. Lachlan gets up and walks to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle, launches off and extends his elbow, driving it into the chest of Sinclair. Lachlan doesnt get off and the ref begins to count.
Lachlan is dishing out some real punishment here! He is giving it to Sinclair and Sinclair hasnt got the skills to take out Lachlan like he said.
Well, Lachlan is bigger in size comparison, what did you expect?
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Sinclair gets a shoulder up and Lachlan runs to the ropes, and when he rebounds he boots Sinclair in the head. Lachlan laughs and the crowd start booing, making Lachlan angrier. He picks up Alex and knees him in the midsection, and places his head between his knees and lifts him vertical, launches into the air and sends Sinclair into the Mat with a Piledriver. Lachlan untangles himself and walks towards Alexs legs, before locking in a sharpshooter. Alex screams in pain and desperately tries to crawl towards the ropes, he gets to within an inch of the ropes when Chris grabs his arm and places it in the ropes. The ref sees this and tells Chris to get to the back, leaving Alex alone with Lachlan. Chris grudgingly does what she is told and Lachlan breaks the submission. He waits for Alex to get up. Alex takes his time getting up but when he turns around, he sees Lachlans massive gloved hand wrap around his throat. Lachlan lifts him up, walks towards the ropes and slams him down, chokeslamming him over the top rope. Lachlan tells the ref to start counting.
Lachlan is such a big man, he cant pin Alex can he? He has to get him counted out. Typical heel!
Well when he did try and win it fair, he got screwed over by Chris, so before you start running your mouth, get your facts right you wanna be poser!
Wannabe Poser? Ha! Whos the one who will be remembered as a stereotypical African American. You were only ever good at one thing. Stealing!
And you were only good for one thing also! Basking in the glory of Kurt. You are nothing without him man! Face it, you cant handle that Kurt aint around no more!
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Post by mikeavar on Jul 4, 2008 13:53:13 GMT
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And he gets back in the ring. Instantly Lachlan starts kicking Alex. But then, he's hit in the back by a steel chair. He turns around to see who threw it and spots Chris at ringside.
He starts to advance towards her but is clotheslined from behind by Alex. Alex climbs the turnbickle and shouts something in Spanish, then jumps off, executing a Frog Splash on his downed opponent.
He gets up and goes to Chris to ask her if she's ok. But Lachlan comes up from behind and uses a Backstabber, following a roll up pin.
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