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Post by Chris Carlington on Jul 1, 2008 12:15:48 GMT
Porter: The following contest is a Stretcher Match! Introducing first, from Raloo, Ireland, Chris Carlington!
"Vendetta" by Mike V and the Rats hits the PA, as the word "Carlington" in green on a gold background appears on the Titantron. Chris Carlington walks out and stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, looking out at the crowd with disdain, then walking down the ramp.
I've got a vendetta!I'm still alive!
You tried to ruin me,
To crucify!
Now you see me,
And you piss yourself!
Because you know,
I'm not like everyone else,
That you trampled along the way,
I'm still standing,
And I'm IN YOUR FACE!
Jenna: Here's this brash, hunk of a man they call Carlington, and there's nothing I love more than a man who can trash talk...except chocolate.
Harry: Chocolate? Food? Oh man...anyway, I don't like this guy. He doesn't seem like the generous, sharing type.
Carlington reaches the ring and climbs inside, mounting the turnbuckle and leering down at the booing fans. He then drops back down to the mat and stares at the stage and entrance ramp, waiting for DonkeyDude to arrive.
TBC by: DonkeyDude/Santiago
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Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on Jul 6, 2008 4:37:31 GMT
The crowd continue there chants for Chris Carlington hoping Donkey Dude won't even show up tonight. But then as The Referee checks his watch, he raises his hand but immediately Green and Gold Fireworks Spurt out from the Entrance Ramp and Let Me Ride That Donkey By 69 Boyz begins to play over the PA. The Crowd begin too boo for the man while Andrew Porter waits for the first verse to finish before raising the TNS Microphone to his lips.
gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please
Andrew Porter
And Here comes the challenger. Hailing from Doniphan, Missouri at a height of 6'3, weighing in at 211 LBS, He is The Tuesday night Shockwave Assistant General Manager, One Half of the TNS Tag Team Champions, Dominik Dunkson AKA DONKEY DUDE!!!
The crowd begin too boo like nothing before as Andrew steps out of the ring walking over to the announce table, sitting on a steel chair already folded out.
Homeless Harry
Oh yea, I forgot about him being the Assistant General Manager, whatever the hell that is.
Jenna Foxx
It means that, that sack of crap is you assistant to our boss. So that means he is technically our boss too.
Homeless Harry
Haha, and you just called him a sack of crap.
bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down.......
But the Music Cuts out and instead, A Crazy man runs out of the curtain followed by a Donkey who looks rather fat, and can only just keep up with, what is presumed to be Donkey Dude, His owner. Finally after some hard running, Donkey Dude manages to make it too the ring, jumping up and sliding through too the middle just inches away from Chris Carlington, Meanwhile His Donkey Stops completely and takes a casual walk around the ring before stopping beside the stretcher. Donkey Dude makes it too his feet and glares at Chris.
Jenna Foxx
Look the referee is getting into the ring, the match must be about to start.
Homeless Harry
Why does the Peanut guy always leave. I never get my share
The Ref raises his hand and shakes it three times, the bell then rings and Donkey Dude immediately lifts his foot up kicking it into Chris's Stomach. Donkey Dude wraps his arms around Chris' Stomach and back, lifting him up as much as he can before falling backwards throwing Carlington out of the ring and narrowly avoiding the stretcher.
Jenna Foxx
Well that certainly could have been a close one.
Homeless Harry
Your right if That Youngster had have landed on that Donkey it might have been the end.
TBC By Chris
OOC: I know it sucks |
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Post by Chris Carlington on Jul 6, 2008 10:08:56 GMT
((OOC: I'm a heel as well, so they wouldn't be chanting for me.))
Carlington writhes on the ground in agony, as Donkey Dude looks down at him in disdain. The crowd boo Donkey Dude for throwing Carlington to the outside, and boo Carlington for being thrown to the outside.
Harry: Wow, the crowd really just don't like either of these two guys, and I can't say I blame them!
Jenna: Well, I can't say I agree with them, or you. I love a guy who isn't afraid to have a few people hatin' on him to pull out the win.
Carlington slowly regains his feet and moves inside the ring. He looks slowly at Donkey Dude, taking the measure of his man. He then moves in and the two men lock up in the centre, both fighting for the advantage.
Slowly but surely, Donkey Dude wins over with his slight power and height advantage, and pushes Carlington back to the turnbuckle. He backs up a few steps and goes to charge into Carlington with his shoulder, and runs right into a big boot.
Donkey Dude staggers away from the corner, and Carlington, taking advantage, runs out and nails him with a bulldog. Carlington then pulls a groggy Donkey Dude back to his feet and throws him through the ropes to the outside.
Harry: Oh, what a move! This is high impact stuff coming from Chris Carlington right here!
Donkey Dude is lying flat out on the floor outside the ring. Carlington climbs out, onto the apron, and down to the floor. He lifts Donkey Dude to his feet once more, and begins pulling him along to the stretcher so he can load him on.
At this point, Donkey dude regains his senses and pushes Carlington off of him, and right into the barricade with a resounding THUD! Donkey dude follows him and grabs the back of his head, ramming it once, twice, and three times into the crowd security barricade!
Jenna: Ouch! I felt that from over here, and boy was it painful! Even the thud made me, and a few fans that I could see, wince.
Donkey dude then begins dragging Carlington toward the stretcher, in a Side Headlock position. Carlington is trying to fight out, but hasn't regained enough strength to do so yet. Finally, he manages to shoot donkey Dude off, and CRASH! into the steel steps.
TBC by: Donkey Dude
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Post by DonkeyDude/Santiago on Jul 7, 2008 9:21:46 GMT
Donkey Dude lays on the canvas after the impact from flying into the steel stairs. Chris Collapses too his feet from the amount of energy taken from that move. Both men lay on the floor although Donkey Dude is grabbing his right arm, as it popped right out after connecting with the steel steps. Chris Begins to lift himself up onto his feet while Donkey Dude writhes around in Pain.
Jenna Foxx
It looks like this could have a huge impact in the match.
Chris limps over towards Dangerous D and picks him up with his hair. He then pushes his head into the steel steps again cracking it open, blood gushing out. Chris begins to smile as the crowd cheer for the beating given to Double D Although they dislike Chris Carlington evenly. Donkey Dude falls limp, slumping down, But Chris Continues his old as he drags Dominik over tot he stretcher. He positions Dominik Dunkson on there and then straps him in. He begins too push around the ring and up the ramp but Miraculously Donkey Dude pushes out sending the straps open and rolling off while Chris keeps rushing up the ramp reaching the top.
Homeless Harry
The Donkey is on the move
Jenna Foxx
Yes Dominik Calls him Bruce.
Chris stops after awhile and turns around but is met with what feels like a spear, given to him by Bruce the lovable Donkey Sidekick of Dangerous D's. Donkey Dude grabs onto the Barrier alongside the crowd, lifting himself up, hands around his head with a yelp of pain. A Nearby crowd member punches Dominik and Donkey Dude throws a punch back but instead misses and falls atop of the barrier being punched a few more times before slumping back down onto the steel ramp while the Donkey Makes his way back to ringside, Chris rolling down the ramp like a wheel of cheese.
Homeless Harry
Well it looks like this is evened out again.
Jenna Foxx
Yer, Right, Dominik is split open and Chris has just been tackled by a friggin Donkey.
Donkey Dude begins to lift himself to his feet with no help, when he finally reaches a standing position he notices the body of Chris Carlington and he walks over to it sending his right boot into Chris's gut giving out a yelp of pain, being released from Carlington's mouth. Donkey Dude grabs Carlington by his neck and lifts him too his feet. grabbing his hands and Irish whipping him into the Outer, Steel turnbuckle. Chris slumps against the cold Pole while Donkey Dude advances on him pulling his head back and then pushing it into the round steel turnbuckle a few times until Carlington is completely cracked open, evening it out.
Jenna Foxx
Well now I would say it is pretty even.
Homeless Harry
Not really cos Dangerous D is still conscious
Jenna Foxx
But I would say barely.
TBC by Carlington
OOC: Can you try not to respond as I like the matches too be even with the same number of posts. Otherwise you would have an advantage and make it uneven.
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