Time to play the game

[Johnny Enmity]

(OOC:This is all in character if you are easily offeneded do not read)
Ten Thousand Fists begins to boom out of the speakers throughout the whole stadium, as a video of Cage prancing around with a fake belt plays, & Johnny comes out wearing a fake gigantic nose, a long wig, a Cage shirt, Black Thigh-High
Tights with red streaks down the side,Black tall lace up boots,Black knee pads,White tape raped around his fists.

“One more goddamn day when I know what I want
And my want will be considered tonight, considered tonight
Just another day when all that I want
Will mark me as a sinner tonight, I'm a sinner tonight, yeah

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air”

Johnny then makes his way down the ramp wearing a fake World Title, he then gets inside the ring & asks for a microphone.

Johnny:Cut the music, for i am the king of kings, the God of Gods, the champion of champions, for i am the whiny bitchy Andrew Cage.

Fans:We want Cage, We want Cage, We want Cage.

Johnny:What are you idiots yammering about, I am Cage see look at this belt it says Andrew Cage, you see i have never beaten anyone in a match, i have never held a belt, Hell I never got laid!

The fans keep booing & chanting for Cage.

Johnny:I am the best there is, the best there was, & the best there ever will be, you see unlike Johnny I have erectile disfunction, I Andrew Cage, love dicks, I love them all, I don't discrimate either, i like big ones, I like small ones, I like fat ones, I like skinny ones, i like long ones, i like short ones, I like white ones, I like black ones, Hell I'll even do an asian, that's how seriously fucked up I am!!!

A midget shows up wearing a venom hoodie, dark blue jeans & black converse with Katie Lea next to him, they make their way inside the ring.

Johnny:Eww a girl, didn't you hear me I Andrew Cage LOVE DICKS!!!.

The midget then runs down the ramp & gets in the ring

Johnny:You think you can step up to Andrew Cage?!?! You got nothing on me!!

The midget then trips a running Johnny & then climbs the bottom rope & jumps off onto Johnny & Katie makes the count, 1...2...3!!!

TBC

[tripp]

Ten Thousand Fists begins to boom out of the speakers throughout the whole stadium.


[glow=black,2,300]“One more goddamn day when I know what I want
And my want will be considered tonight, considered tonight
Just another day when all that I want
Will mark me as a sinner tonight, I'm a sinner tonight, yeah

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air”[/glow]


~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~

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Uh oh, and here comes mister buzz kill himself.. [/color]

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
What are you talking about? Wouldn't you be pissed off if someone did this to you? Imitated, mocked, you name it, and its what one, Johnny Napalm, just did. [/color]


Andrew Cage walks down from the stage to the ramp, with a microphone in hand, and a pissed off look on his face. He then makes his way to the ring, but as soon as he does, Johnny looks ready to fight. Cage sticks up both his hands and waves them back and forth, signaling he is not going to start anything physical. Johnny Napalm then backs off and lets the God of Gods get into the ring. He steps through the second rope, and begins to pace the ring. Cage then brings the microphone up to his lips to speak.


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
You think by dressing like someone who's highly superior to you, your making fun of them? HA! I'm sorry, but that is the saddest thing Ive ever heard. But what can i say? I'm happy for you, cause that midget being on top of you is the most action you've gotten in your whole life. [/color]


The crowd, confused on what to do, begin to laugh at what Cage had just said, while some boo. Since both these superstars are heel, its a very torn reaction.


~.:;Johnny Napalm;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Now wait one minute, I did this to make a fool of you! By showing the whole world that... [/color]

*Andrew cuts him off before he can complete his sentence.*

~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
That your a moron? And by the way, I don't like dicks, just mine. Cause I can't help myself but show off such a masterfully put together organ. But enough about me, lets talk about you. [/color]


Johnny gets a confused look on his face before pointing to himself and asking, "Me?"


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
No, the guy behind you.. of course you! You of course are the Extreme champion, you have a pretty highly regarded name on ICW, you, of course, are Johnny Napalm! [/color]


Johnny Napalm gets a pretty pleased and cocky look on his face as he crosses his arms and nod his head.


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
But of course, lets not forget the negatives. You, of course, are.. Retarded, Repulsive, and, to top all others, got on my bad side. [/color][/center]



tbc

[Johnny Enmity]

Johnny:No more fooling around, i'm tired of you prancing around like a jackass, acting like your better than everyone.

Johnny then throws the wig & fake nose to the audience rips off his shirt & spits on it.

Johnny:That's what I think of you, mr. God of Gods, Champion of Champions, you said I never got any action.

Cage:Yeah that's what I said.

Johnny:That's not what your mom told me, seriously for a woman her age I canmot believe how flexible she is.

Cage:Watch your mouth.

Johnny:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Cage then gets angry.

Johnny:You see Cage, you were born with your eyes close, you think your the best around when there people here in ICW who have actually earned their spot.

Cage:Like Who.

Johnny:There are people here who have earned their spot like Evan, Darnez, NVX & the list goes on, you think you can just show up & already be at the top, FUCK NO!! You see respect is earned.

Cage:Are you talking to me?

Johnny:No I'm talking to the midget, of course I'm talking to you!!!

Every fan boos at Johnny's disrespect.

Johnny:You haven't even had an official match, you sicken me, your so bad you make me want to piss myself, that's how horrible you are.

The fans chant for Cage.

Johnny:I honestly think you have your head far up your ass, I remember when I used to be like you getting ready for my first match, I was saying that I was the future, i would save the company, that I would be the best, but then I proved myself.

The fans keep telling Cage what to do.

Johnny:Back in UWE, I became the 2 time Hardcore Champion, in EWA I became a 3 time Inter-Transversal Champion & in DWF I held the heavyweight Championship, then I came to ICW, & I became the Extreme Chaos Champion.

Cage:But I

Johnny:But you nothing, might as well retire before you get hurt, you need to Man Up!! Show these fans what you can do, instead of grabbing a microphone & talking about how tough you are, you should shut me up & prove me wrong.

[tripp]

~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~

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Wait, wait, waaaaaait.. your telling me to "man up" when your the three time transsexual champion on EWA? Thats pretty creepy Mister.. I mean misses Napalm. [/color]


Johnny Napalms cringes his eyebrows, as it shows he is angry, and bring the microphone up to his mouth. Before he says anything though, Cage begins to talk again.


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Yeah I know I know, I should shut my mouth and "man up" blah blah fucking blah. But one thing, You don't have any right to tell me what to do. You don't even know where Ive been son, what Ive been through, how mother fucking tough I am. So tonight, I will make an example of my power.. by beating Kage's ass in my debut on ICW. And you better be watching, cause what you'll be getting is ten god damn times worse. [/color]


Cage smirks as Johnny once again cringes his eyebrows as each word Andrew Cage says seems to go straight into Johnny's brain and implant itself.


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Now, if you don't mind.. I have a match tonight that actually means something to ICW. Talk to you later chump.. OH! sorry.. "champ". [/color]


Andrew drops down, and rolls out of the ring, once again leaving Johnny there before he can reply. He then walks through the curtain and the camera flips onto a commercial.[/center]


EOT