Post by David Davidson on Jul 8, 2008 14:35:43 GMT
The crowd are lively in discussion, having just witnessed a brutal hardcore match that's still playing over and over in their minds, full of sick bumps and blood. Pumped for the main event coming up, they grow louder and louder in anticipation, ready to witness what they paid for.
Foxx: Well it's time for tonight's main event, a no doubt exciting match between David Davidson, a young newcomer who's quickly making a name for himself, and the established champion, NVX. I wonder who'll take this one?
Harry: NVX, hands down. He's the champ, and one of the most experienced wrestlers on the roster. I just cannot see Davidson getting much offense in, he's gonna get his ass whooped.
Foxx: Don't be so sure Harry, after last week's decisive win over Alex Sinclair you can't be so sure, and you heard him before. He's after NVX's title, and with his determination I don't think there's gonna be much to stop him. Plus the WCW legend Mr. Stryker has surprisingly taken him under his wing in a new stable called Devolution with AJ Scally and Krystal, and that could factor in significantly.
Harry: Factor in? Ha. Cheat you mean.
Foxx: Cheat? Do I have to remind you that this is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH? There are no rules to break.
The lights go out and the fans quiet as Andrew Porter clears his throat in the middle of the ring, ready to introduce the first wrestler, mic in hand.
Porter: The following match is our maaaaaaaaaiiin event!
The crowd cheer a little in anticipation. They've been waiting all night for this match up and it's finally about to happen.
Porter: And it is a fiiiiiiirrst blooooooood match!
This makes the crowd cheer a little louder, because fans always love a little violence, and there isn't many match types more violent than first blood.
Porter: Introducing first, from New York, New York...
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
The crowd erupt in admiration of David Davidson, who is quickly becoming a fan favourite. The cheers nearly drown out Still Alive as Mr. Stryker, the 3 time WCW World Champion struts cockily out to the top of the ramp, sneering at the NVX fans as The Keyboard Warrior himself wheels a shopping cart full of weapons close behind.
Harry: Well there's that shopping cart again. We saw last week that he didn't need it, but he's going to have to use those weapons if he wants a chance at beating The Dark Prince of Xtreme.
Foxx: Well of course, it is First Blood after all, how else is he going to win? Speaking of win, I think that having Mr. Stryker as a manager can only do well for him, especially as part of Devolution.
Harry: Oh come on, you know how hated that man is, and Davidson is all about the fans, you can't be serious.
Foxx: Excuse me? Did you hear the reaction of the crowd the second he stepped out here? I don't think Mr. Stryker can do much to diminish his popularity at all.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
Porter: Weighing in at two hundred and twenty three pounds, accompanied by James Christopher Gordon Marcus Stryker...
Davidson slowly guides his packed shopping cart down the ramp on the left side of the ramp, smiling at the fans and giving high fives while Mr. Stryker urges him to hurry up impatiently. At the bottom of the ramp, Stryker sees a kid holding up a sign saying 'Not Extreme, X-Treme' and snatches it out of his hand. He folds it and rips it apart, throwing on the ground with a laugh. Davidson walks past the shocked kid and mutters a few apologies before coming to a stop at the edge of the ring and walking toward the ring steps, ruffling a kid wearing a Davidson shirt's hair along the way.
Harry: Ha! Did you see that poor kid! He was nearly in tears when his sign got ruined!
Foxx: Oh come on, that wasn't him, it was his manager, and you saw Davidson apologize to the kid. He's a fan favourite all the way.
Harry: Well he's gonna have to make a lot of apologies if he's gonna be managed by Mr. Stryker.
Foxx: I guess you're right, but having Stryker as a manager will do wonders for a career, no doubt about it.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
Porter: He is the self proclaimed Eater of Worlds and Slayer of Gods, he is the Keyboard Warrior, DAVIIIIIIIID DAVIDSOOOOOOON!
The crowd roar in acknowledgment of his name as he trades a few words with his manager and nodding in understanding. Davidson walks up the steps and slips through the top and middle rope before settling in the middle of the ring while Porter steps out. Davidson cracks his knuckles and smiles at the crowd.
Foxx: There's that goofy smile again. He must really love wrestling to be grinning going into a first blood match with NVX.
Harry: That or the boy's crazy. He better getter get ready 'cause the way he was talkin' 'bout NVX earlier, I don't think the champ will be too happy.
Foxx: You can tell he's ready. He wants NVX's title and this match is just gonna make him want it more. He's gonna be looking to make an impression on the champ if he wants that title.
Mr. Stryker throws in a few last words of encouragement to David Davidson as they and they and the fans patiently await the entrance of the champ...
Foxx: Well it's time for tonight's main event, a no doubt exciting match between David Davidson, a young newcomer who's quickly making a name for himself, and the established champion, NVX. I wonder who'll take this one?
Harry: NVX, hands down. He's the champ, and one of the most experienced wrestlers on the roster. I just cannot see Davidson getting much offense in, he's gonna get his ass whooped.
Foxx: Don't be so sure Harry, after last week's decisive win over Alex Sinclair you can't be so sure, and you heard him before. He's after NVX's title, and with his determination I don't think there's gonna be much to stop him. Plus the WCW legend Mr. Stryker has surprisingly taken him under his wing in a new stable called Devolution with AJ Scally and Krystal, and that could factor in significantly.
Harry: Factor in? Ha. Cheat you mean.
Foxx: Cheat? Do I have to remind you that this is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH? There are no rules to break.
The lights go out and the fans quiet as Andrew Porter clears his throat in the middle of the ring, ready to introduce the first wrestler, mic in hand.
Porter: The following match is our maaaaaaaaaiiin event!
The crowd cheer a little in anticipation. They've been waiting all night for this match up and it's finally about to happen.
Porter: And it is a fiiiiiiirrst blooooooood match!
This makes the crowd cheer a little louder, because fans always love a little violence, and there isn't many match types more violent than first blood.
Porter: Introducing first, from New York, New York...
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
The crowd erupt in admiration of David Davidson, who is quickly becoming a fan favourite. The cheers nearly drown out Still Alive as Mr. Stryker, the 3 time WCW World Champion struts cockily out to the top of the ramp, sneering at the NVX fans as The Keyboard Warrior himself wheels a shopping cart full of weapons close behind.
Harry: Well there's that shopping cart again. We saw last week that he didn't need it, but he's going to have to use those weapons if he wants a chance at beating The Dark Prince of Xtreme.
Foxx: Well of course, it is First Blood after all, how else is he going to win? Speaking of win, I think that having Mr. Stryker as a manager can only do well for him, especially as part of Devolution.
Harry: Oh come on, you know how hated that man is, and Davidson is all about the fans, you can't be serious.
Foxx: Excuse me? Did you hear the reaction of the crowd the second he stepped out here? I don't think Mr. Stryker can do much to diminish his popularity at all.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
Porter: Weighing in at two hundred and twenty three pounds, accompanied by James Christopher Gordon Marcus Stryker...
Davidson slowly guides his packed shopping cart down the ramp on the left side of the ramp, smiling at the fans and giving high fives while Mr. Stryker urges him to hurry up impatiently. At the bottom of the ramp, Stryker sees a kid holding up a sign saying 'Not Extreme, X-Treme' and snatches it out of his hand. He folds it and rips it apart, throwing on the ground with a laugh. Davidson walks past the shocked kid and mutters a few apologies before coming to a stop at the edge of the ring and walking toward the ring steps, ruffling a kid wearing a Davidson shirt's hair along the way.
Harry: Ha! Did you see that poor kid! He was nearly in tears when his sign got ruined!
Foxx: Oh come on, that wasn't him, it was his manager, and you saw Davidson apologize to the kid. He's a fan favourite all the way.
Harry: Well he's gonna have to make a lot of apologies if he's gonna be managed by Mr. Stryker.
Foxx: I guess you're right, but having Stryker as a manager will do wonders for a career, no doubt about it.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
Porter: He is the self proclaimed Eater of Worlds and Slayer of Gods, he is the Keyboard Warrior, DAVIIIIIIIID DAVIDSOOOOOOON!
The crowd roar in acknowledgment of his name as he trades a few words with his manager and nodding in understanding. Davidson walks up the steps and slips through the top and middle rope before settling in the middle of the ring while Porter steps out. Davidson cracks his knuckles and smiles at the crowd.
Foxx: There's that goofy smile again. He must really love wrestling to be grinning going into a first blood match with NVX.
Harry: That or the boy's crazy. He better getter get ready 'cause the way he was talkin' 'bout NVX earlier, I don't think the champ will be too happy.
Foxx: You can tell he's ready. He wants NVX's title and this match is just gonna make him want it more. He's gonna be looking to make an impression on the champ if he wants that title.
Mr. Stryker throws in a few last words of encouragement to David Davidson as they and they and the fans patiently await the entrance of the champ...