Cage vs. Kage in a Cage

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The fans have a certain buzz about them, as they wait for the stage to light up from this black toned room. Suddenly, they get their wish. Purple, yellow, green, and blue flood lights begin to stream through the audience. As Ten Thousand Fists begins to boom out of the speakers throughout the whole stadium.


[glow=black,2,300]“One more goddamn day when I know what I want
And my want will be considered tonight, considered tonight
Just another day when all that I want
Will mark me as a sinner tonight, I'm a sinner tonight, yeah

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air”[/glow]


The crowd begins to boo as the superstar they all hate emerges onto the stage. While all the fans are booing him, they then just realized the multi colored streaming lights all met at where the stage meets the ramp which leads down to the ring. This Superstar, also known as Andrew Cage, has his head hung down with his signature Vitamin Water well in hand. He then slowly raises his head up to look through this audience, which most people are booing him. Andrew Cage gives a cocky smirk before taking a sip of his kiwi strawberry flavored Vitamin Water, before bending over, letting the tips of his fingers hit the steel ramp. While he is in this position, he tosses his Vitamin Water into the ICW crowd. The Champion of Champions quickly snaps his body up, as his arms snap out into a muscular flex. As this happens red fireworks flare out from the titan tron.


[glow=black,2,300]“Power un-restrained dead on the mark
Is what we will deliver tonight, deliver tonight
Pleasure fused with pain this triumph of the soul
will make you shiver tonight, will make you shiver tonight, yeah

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air”[/glow]


Andrew Cage drops down his arms after his little flex, and begins to strut down the ramp. His head turns side to side as some fans try to reach out and touch his arm, while you think others are just trying to smack him because someone needs to. The God of Gods then reaches the point in the arena where the entrance ramp meets the outside ring floor. He slowly paces his way to the thick, heavy, steel ring steps. He puts one foot on the first step before looking through the audience while stretching his arms out to the side and shaking them around. Andrew then dashes up the remaining two steps before sticking one leg above the second ring rope, and soon the rest of his body follows that one leg of his. He bounces up and down a bit with his arms held above his head, almost as if he is impersonating Sylvester Stallone in the movie Rocky. He then puts down his arms and power walks to one turnbuckle near the commentator’s booth side.


[glow=black,2,300]"People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air”[/glow]


The Champion of Champions takes a breathe, before jumping up onto the second ring rope. Andrew squints his eyes, peering through out the audience. He then bends forward a bit, before coming back out, and doing the same flex as he did on the stage. Many fans boo as he unleashes his signature taunt, but Andrew seems to enjoy this horrific reaction from the ICW faithful. The God of Gods then bounces off the turnbuckle rope, back down onto the mat.


The audience once again begins to boo as Cage brings the microphone he has just gotten form the ring announcer to his lips.


~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~

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Shush, shush, I know what your thinkin. "We're gonna boo this bastard", right? [/color]

The fans are confused what they should do, as Cage has guessed exactly what they were going to do. The God of Gods then brings the microphone he has just gotten form the ring announcer to his lips.

~.:;Andrew Cage;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
You think if bothers me for one second that you boo me? Of course not! It fuels me, it makes me who I am, it makes me the best, it makes me CAGE! If you have a problem with that.. fuck you! Now bring out this sorry son of a bitch, I'm ready to kick some ass. [/color]


Andrew Cage throws the microphone down to the ground and waits for Kage to come out to the ring.

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[kage]

On the titan-tron a count down begins.
5
4
3
2
1
Prepare To Be Disturbed

"Negative Creep" begins to play over the P.A. system marking the second appearance of KaGe. On the titan-tron the countdown seems to be on a loop but gradually getting faster until it goes into a short clip of a few images of KaGe doing various moves with lightning intervals.



This is out of our range
This is out of our range
This is out of our range
And grown
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
Drone!
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I'm stoned!
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I'm...
And I'm...

The lights go into a frenzy of black & gold as blue and red fireworks shoot out of the entrance stage as the fans chant un-friendly remarks and boos at the super star that is about to enter the front of the arena. A square hole opens in the entrance ramp and KaGe begins to rise slowly from it, fixated in a stance, his feet shoulder length apart, head looking down, arms crossed across his chest, hands in the devil horn position. When the lift KaGe is on reaches the top of the trapdoor KaGe looks up and takes a deep breath in as the boos and chants get louder. He leans back then finally spits a mist of blood out of him mouth in front of him as red fireworks shoot out from behind him. The camera focuses back onto KaGe's face who now has a grin on his face as blood trickles out of his mouth and down his chin.

J. Foxx: Ohh I don't know who too cheer for in this match, they both seem like real badasses.
H. Harry: And that's a reason to cheer? You should be cheering for super stars that honour the rules and fight with integrity!
J. Foxx: Do you have any idea how gay you sound? Nice guys finish last and that's the end of the story!

Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.

A. Porter: Making his way to the ring, weighing in tonight at 350 pounds, standing in at 7 foot and 2 inches, he hails from Newcastle England, he is The Disturbed One... KaGe!!!

KaGe slowly begins to walk down to the ring, his blank eyes constantly watching the audience, every now and again he'll point out signs that are meant to insult him then laugh. For example a little boy holding a sign up that is basically calling KaGe a "tosser" but with a lot of spelling mistakes in. When he reaches the ring he walks over to the steps were he rips a fans sign out of there hands then throws their beer over them setting off another round of boos. KaGe walks too the cage door and steps up on to the apron were he stares down Cage. KaGe steps over the top rope keeping his eyes on Cage before pacing around the ring. He stops in the middle of the ring and faces a section of the crowd getting into the same taunting position as he was on the ramp. When he raises his head this time he sticks his pointed tongue out, pointing down wards, before giving the fans the middle finger and getting toilet paper and beer bottles thrown over the cage at him.

J. Foxx: How could those fans do this too him!? He's much better than them all!
H. Harry: Jenna, you do talk some bullshit, you may be from a higher family in social stats but even from the streets you can tell that this guy is trash!

This is out of our range
This is out of our range
This is out of our range
And it's crude
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
Drone!
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I'm stoned!
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I'm...
And I'm...

KaGe walks to each turn buckle twice and gives the middle finger to each of the sections behind the turnbuckle. He walks, yet again, into the center of the ring and yet again goes into the, arms across chest, hands in devil horns, position and this time takes his shirt of and throws it to the cage door. He puts both hands into fists and puts them together showing his rings. He then removes those and swaps them with an official for a Mic.

Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.

Fuck!
Droned!
Stoned!

Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.
Daddy's little boy ain't a boy no more.

"The Disturbed One" KaGe
You think the booing makes you the best Cage? If so you have a lot to learn, you don't be the best from these pitiful fans you be the best by crushing all that apose you! So if you really think your gonna even come close to kissing my ass you have another thing coming! So Cage I got a question that I'm sure I'll find the answer to. Are you prepared, to be disturbed!?

And with that KaGe drops the Mic to the floor then kicks it out the cage door to ring side and gets into his ready position waiting for the bell to ring and for him to get a piece of the action as the out side official of the match locks both men in the cage and the bell rings.

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The two men begin to circle each other, as this should be one hellascious match. While they are circling each other, Cage pats on the steel Cage and shouts out to Kage, “No escape kid, no escape.” Kage smirks but knows Andrew Cage is right, there isn’t any way of escaping except going up and over. Both men then charge each other and meet up mid ring for a lock up, a test of strength rather. Kage towers over the God of Gods, obviously being the bigger of the two men. Andrew realizes this and jolts his knee forward, meeting the belly of Kage. The knee to the stomach makes Kage fall to one knee, as The Champion of Champions breaks the lock up. He then brings one hand back, that’s in a fist, over his head, before bringing it back down, bashing into the head of Kage. Kage goes down onto the mat, trying to get back up off it. He pushes his hands down against the mat, and begins to crawl over to the ropes. Cage then runs at him, and before meeting him, his sticks out a boot in half stride. The God of Gods boot smacks into the back of Kage’s head, it was quite an unpleasant first meeting for Kage however.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~

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Wow! What a boot into the back of Kage's head! that could knock a man out! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
That it could, and that's why I'm happy I'm not in their myself [/color]


Kage lays on the mat, motionless. Andrew Cage sticks a foot on the bottom turnbuckle, before pushing off it and jumping into the air. He then, before coming back down, he bend his knee, so when he falls it’ll smash right into the head of Kage. Cage’s body then begins to make its landing, but Kage has other ideas. He quickly rolls to the left, causing Andrew to miss and smash his knee into the canvas. Cage grabs his knee and squirms around, as this old veteran already has had trouble with his knees. Kage shakes the cobwebs as they say, and gets back up to a knee, along with his opponent, Cage. Almost as if they we’re timed, both men get back up to a vertical base at the same time. The crowd does not know how to react to this, they dislike both men, but still are respectful of what they do to entertain them. So after what feel like a century has passed, some of the crowd begins to silently applaud. Both men then put their arms out to their sides and go at each other, for what seems to be another attempt at a lock up. However, instead of doing what Kage is thinking, Andrew races at him for a clothesline. Kage ducks the attempt, and pushes Andrew harder. This causes the Champion of Champions to spring forward, into the steel cage, face first.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Oh no! Andrew Cage was just thrown face first into the steel cage! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Oh why don't you two get a room?! It's sick having to listen to his all the time. [/color]

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
I can't help that he's attractive! [/color]

After Cage bounces his face off the steel cage, he falls to his back. It is now Kage’s turn to be on the attack, and he, himself, knows it. He then goes over to a corner turnbuckle, and props himself down onto one knee, almost like a sprinter. He begins to scream at Cage telling him to get up, he soon after gets his wish. Kage takes off running at a groggy Andrew Cage, and wraps his arms around him, spearing him into a turnbuckle. A camera gets all up in Andrews face on the outside of the cage, he can barely hear him muttering, “This was a bad idea, I don’t wanna be hear”. And with that line, you can tell some fans watching at home are laughing their butts off. Kage backs away from the corner, giving The God of Gods a little bit of breathing room, before going straight back onto the attack. By grabs Cage by his light brown, long hair, and pulls him back up to his feet after hr dropped into the corner of the turnbuckle from that spear. He then grabs Cage by the arm, and whips him at the rope opposite of him. Cage bounces off the ropes, and comes back with even more momentum as the rope acted like a rubber band. When he comes back to Kage, Kage grabs him by the throat, and lifts him off the ground. Kage used Andrew’s own momentum against him, and it helped him get Cage up in the air by his neck. Kage then spins over and around, slamming Cage into the mat with a chokeslam.

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
What a chokeslam by Kage! I'm surprised Andrew didn't break his neck! Of course, then Jenna wouldn't be so pleased in bed huh? [/color]

Jenna Foxx doesn't say a word, she just looks down and fiddles with her fingernails.

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Ew! I was kidding! I didn't think you actually.. ewww.. [/color]

Kage seems very pleased with himself after that monster chokeslam he had just delivered, as it seems he has had control of this match up for forever now. Andrew Cage lay on the canvas, trying to get back to his feet. He gets to a knee, and then brings a hand up onto his knee, as if he is going to try to push off it to get himself back up. Unfortunately, this doesn’t work for Andrew, as his body, limply, falls back onto the mat. Kage smirks before walking back over to the turnbuckle, and he then soon after begins to crawl up it. Due to his massive seven foot two inch frame, once he gets on the top of the turnbuckle, his head is already protruding from the top of the cage. He then wraps his huge muscular arms around the top of the cage, and begins to pull himself up. Andrew Cage has finally gotten some sense back, as he notices Kage doing this. He then puts one foot on the bottom rope, and then the other on the second, as he crawls up the ropes themselves. Andrew puts some of his fingers in the holes of the steel cage, and crawls up to the top, near Kage. The God of Gods then sits on the top of the cage along with Kage, as both men begin to beat on the other with right fist after right fist. Cage then breaks that up by sticking Kage’s head under his armpit, Andrew then wobbly gets up and stands on the top of the cage, as does Kage. The Champion of Champions then takes a deep breath, and lifts Kage over his head, before falling back into the ring. Both men fall through the fail, and get planted into the middle of the ring. Neither one is moving, as Cage had just done a superplex off the top of the cage.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Oh My God! What a move by Cage, but it makes you wonder who got hurt more by that superplex. [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
I don't know.. I'm still just disturbed from.. ewwww... [/color][/center]


TBCB Kage

[kage]

OOC: Let's see if I can still remember how too match RP =P

Both mens hearts are pounding, about to burst out there chests like something out of the Alien movies, as the fans continue to shake the foundations of the arena with their "Holy Shit!!!" chants. After what seems an eternity to both of these men Andrew Cage, The God of Gods, begins to stir. First his left arm weakly rises from the mat, followed by his shoulder. Cage rolls on to his stomach and pushes himself up, he gets to one knee then eventually to his feet.

J.Foxx: What a man! He really is the God of Gods to be able to make it too his feet after a fall like that!
H. Harry: Although I still don't like this guy, I'd take my hat off too him for that showing, if I didn't get cold when I take it off that is.

Cage stumbles over to the ropes were he uses them for support and too keep him balanced. As for The Disturbed One he still has not moved since the fall, perhaps since his larger frame and the more impact his weight may of caused. Cage finds his feet and helps KaGe to his feet before kicking him in the gut and spiking him on his head with a simply amazing DDT that would concuss a normal man. Cage lies there, next to KaGe for a little bit before gaining a second wind and nipping up too his feet. He raises KaGe yet again to his feet and Irish whips him into a turnbuckle. He begins to give him repeated punches to the gut before a strong right hand to the face for good measure. Cage jogs to the opposite turnbuckle then charges back to wards KaGe. Andrew Cage leaves his feet and saws through the air before splashing KaGe with a cage rattling (literally) splash. Cage takes a step back as KaGe groggily steps forwards, Cage places a hand on KaGe's shoulder and his other forearm on KaGe's groin before showing an impressive feat of strength and lifting KaGe sideways. Cage strolls around the ring showing off his might before flinging KaGe over head and into the chain link wall of the cage with a tremendous Last Call. As KaGe writhes in pain behind the ropes Cage begins to ascend the wall in which KaGe crashed into moments ago.

J. Foxx: Ooh this could be it! Cage could win it right here and prove to us why he is the God of Gods!
H. Harry: C'mon do you really think that is all KaGe has? He may be quite new but I'm sure he can put up more of a fight.

Cage places both hands on the top of the cage and begins to pull himself up, smirking as he does so, KaGe perhaps out of a small bit of instinct begins to shake the cage until Andrew Cage finally falls, but his landing isn't a nice one, he gets his left leg trapped between the top rope and the cage as his head bounces off of the mat. KaGe maneuvers his way out from behind the ropes and begins to build some offence although he is still slightly winded from the previous assault from Cage. KaGe runs and bounces off the opposite ropes and charges back delivering a Big Boot to the exposed knee of Cage causing Cage to wince in pain and grab for his knee. KaGe pulls him off of the ropes and sets him up for a suplex. KaGe holds him in the air for 5 seconds before placing his feet back onto the rope. KaGe pulls Cage back a few inches and drops down driving Cage face first into the mat with a rope aided face-buster. KaGe stays sat with a satisfied grin on his face before returning to a standing base. He lifts Cage onto his shoulder and charges Cage's head into the cage door. He odes it again and again until Cage is busted open and nothing but dead weight. KaGe, still with Cage on his shoulder, takes a run up and launches Cage into the door and upon impact breaks the door open, but luckily for Kage he does not fall through. KaGe begins to taunt the fans as the outside staff try to re-seal the door as they wait for a new chain to come down to the ring.

H. Harry: Look at Cage's face! I can't bare to see the sight of all that blood, it's sickening.
J. Foxx: I know, such a beautiful face vandalized like that I can barely stand it.
Homeless Harry stares at Jena as he can detect the sorrow in her voice, he sees a tear start to develop in her eye and begins to shake his head at her as she wipes her eye.

A ref runs down to the ring with a new, stronger chain and helps the others close and lock the cage door yet again. KaGe remembers he hasn't won the match quite yet and decides to beat the Champion of Champions down some more before going for the win. He places a few kicks into the chest of Cage before lifting him up to a standing position. Cage being defiant as ever tells KaGe too "Fuck himself!" even as blood still trickles down his bloodied face. KaGe, angered by the arrogance of Cage begins to deliver an assault of heavy headbutts to Cage's head. After 4 or five KaGe stops and moves away from Cage. Cage is still barely able to stand but still want some more. KaGe goes for a right hand but Cage blocks it, KaGe - surprised at this - goes low and knees Cage in the gut making him bend over and grab his gut. KaGe places Cage's head between his legs and lifts him up high above his head. He paces around the ring with him still up there before falling forwards and planting Cage on the back of his head with the force of the impact making him flip over onto his stomach. KaGe lifts Cage from the floor up high above his head. He drops him on to his shoulders and begins to spin around making Cage feel both dizzy and sick. Still spinning he pulls his feet out from under him and crushes Cage with some sort of spinning Samoan Drop. The spinning took it's toll on KaGe as well him being slightly dizzy from it. He begins to shake his head to try and set his sight straight again and manages to. He stands over the crushed body of Cage and leaps into the air before crashing, back side first, into the chest of Cage causing both his legs and arms to be flung up for a few seconds from the impact. He gets off of Cage, knowing he is in control of the match at this point, and raises his hand into the air and puts it down the throat of the floored Cage. Cage flings his arms and legs about, he kicks, punches, claws and tries almost anything to try and break the mandible claw KaGe has locked in, he even attempts to bite KaGe's fingers off but can't because of KaGe pulling down on is bottom jaw. KaGe still has a sick smirk on his face, he then strains and yells out as he lifts Cage into the air still with the mandible claw locked in before slamming him into the mat with a modified mandible claw chokeslam like maneuver. KaGe falls back onto the ropes and looks up at the cage. He places one foot on the middle rope then his other on the top. He peers over the top of the cage and scans the arena, the fans booing at him for the sheer hell of it, KaGe's smirk growing across his face and a half-hearted laugh makes it's way out of the arena. He stays up there regaining his breath, but he's made an amateur mistake, he's stopped at the top of the cage and took his mind off of the opponent, by this time Andrew Cage, resilient as ever, has made his way onto his stomach and is crawling to wards KaGe. He gets to the ropes and pulls himself up, he jumps up and pulls KaGe down with a devastating leaping powerbomb. KaGe isn't moving in the center of the ring as Cage sits at the bottom of the ropes regaining his breath after taking allot out of himself delivering that powerbomb and stopping KaGe from claiming the match for himself.

H. Harry: Wow! This match really could go either way! No one will be able to say the winner didn't deserve it after this match.
J. Foxx: Maybe, but I still have all the faith in the world that The Champion of Champions, The God of Gods, Andrew Cage will come out the winner and will prove he is the superior being.

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Cage turns over onto his knees, and he grabs the second rope, huffing and puffing as each second go by. He then makes it to a knee and grabs the top rope, and drags himself back up to his feet. Well by now, more like foot, as Kage has helped along the demise of his right knee. He limps his way to Kage, who is now beginning to stir. Cage falls to his one good knee, and gently puts the other one down on the ground. He then wraps his two arms around Kage’s neck, and wraps his legs around the big man. Cage has locked in one of his signature moves, a sleeper hold with scissors. Kage’s arms are flailing around the place trying to get a good shot at Cage, which he however doesn’t. Cage lets go of the hold before dragging Kage’s head under the bottom rope, Cage then sits on The Disturbed One’s back, and grabs onto his head. The God of Gods then begins to pull back on Kage’s head which cause the rope to cut into the back of his neck. The referee is screaming at Cage to let go of the hold, and do you really think he would listen?

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~

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Oh wow, what a viscous move that is! Can you imagine the tension being put on Kage’s neck? [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Nope, I can’t. [/color]

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well wow, thanks for the terrific commentary there partner! [/color]

Homeless Harry gives Jenna a thumbs up, and she rolls her eyes before going back to calling this hardcore cage match.

The Champion of Champions continues to pull back on Kage’s head, as the camera zooms in on Kage’s face. The cameras show that his face is beginning to turn purple, as Cage keeps the hold intact. The referee now takes it into his own hands, as he begins to pull Cage off the poor man. Cage gets off of him, as he now begins to yell at the referee, the two go at it for a while before you see the referee point to his uniform and the ICW symbol on it. Cage then yells out, “I don’t give a damn who you are, or who you pretend to be. You’re nothing in this match, so why don’t you go to the back and suck TPK’s dick?!” The referee stares at Cage in shock as the rest of the staff around the ring. Cage slaps his hand over his mouth, as if he was sorry, and then flips off the referee, smirking while he does it. While all of this has been going on, no one has noticed Kage, who was on his way up to the top of the cage. Cage then sticks his index finger up to the referee and says, “Hang on a minute... oh, and watch this...” Cage then takes off to the ropes, as once again he hops onto one, and then the next, and even before you know it he is right next to Kage. He starts to hammer on Kage’s back with viscous rights while keeping his balance by grabbing through the holes in the cage with his left hand.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Look at those rights being delivered by Cage. What blows to the back! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
I’m sure you know all about blowing Cage huh? [/color]

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well, I... [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Exactly… [/color]

Kage manages to escape Cage and put the pain aside as he hops up onto the top of the cage and sits there. Cage then grabs a hold of the disturbed one’s legs and falls back, the causes himself to fall hard onto his back once again, but Kage isn’t as lucky. He lands face first into the middle of the ring. Kage puts both hands over his nose and mouth area and rolls around in the ring, obviously in pain. Then you see Cage, the man has not moved since performing that move off the cage from a few seconds ago. Kage then moves his hands from his face revealing blood on his hands and his face, leading people to believe he has broken his nose from that move off the cage. Cage begins to move around, as if he was a shark who smells blood in the water. Kage seems to be freaking out at the sight of his own blood, as he does not see it much. Cage spins over onto his stomach and jumps to his feet, as if he was fresh and the match had just begun. He walks over to where Kage is panicing, smirks, and kicks his foot forward. The God of Gods’ foot meets Kage’s head in a most unpleasant manor. Cage then walks over to the opposite turnbuckle of where Kage lay, and begins to climb up it. He positions his arms over the top of the cage, and begins to climb up the steel fence the cage is made of. The seven foot two inch phemon begins to get a sense of what’s happening and quickly gets to his feet and rushes over to the side of the cage where Andrew Cage is climbing. Kage, who looks a bit shaken and dizzy, grabs a hold of The Champion of Champions black lace up boot. Cage swings around his leg, hoping to get free, but unfortunately he doesn’t. Kage continues to pull but suddenly the boot flies off, sending Kage falling back and Cage jolting face first into the steel once again.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Oh no! If this keeps up Cage will be bleeding too! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well that’s what he gets! He busted up Kage’s nose so why not let him get a bit bloody? [/color]

Jenna Foxx scoffs at the comment made by Homeless Harry, as if she were insulted by the words.

After this face full of steel, Cage looks a bit out of sorts, as he barely his able to hang on to the cage for some support. Kage is getting back up as it seems Andrew caught more of the harm then he did. However, Cage is still the one closer to hoping off the top of the cage that they are stuck in. Kage once again tries to shake the cobwebs as he quickly walks over to where Cage is groggily climbing. Cage has enough ware and sense left in him to realize that Kage is going to go for his foot again. Cage swiftly swings his foot back, catching Kage right under his chin. This knocks the big man back a few steps, as Cage looks on with a disgusted look on his face. He quickly jumps off the ropes and goes to where his other boot lay. Cage picks it up, and attempts to put it on, but before he gets it on all the way he smirks and puts his foot back to the ground with the boot still in his hands. He then sticks his arm out before waving his fingers up and back down, doing the “Just Bring It” taunt made famous by the Rock. Kage then turns back around to face Cage, but it’s already too late for him. Cage had already taken off and just as soon as Kage had turned around he got smacked in the face with the heel of Cage’s boot. Cage puts down the boot onto the canvas and puts his foot into it before leaning down and pulling up the sides and tying it once again.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
What a resourceful wrestler. Talk about using everything to a complete advantage. [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Speaking of complete advantage, who’s on top when you guys make woo hoo? [/color]

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Woo Hoo, Harry? [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Yeah, you know… [/color]

Homeless Harry then makes a zero sign with one hand and sticks out his pointer finger on his opposite hand. He then begins to put the point finger through the zero sign fingers.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
You’re so sick! I knew what you meant!! I was just surprised by you using such a childish term for it. [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well see kids? This is what happens if you don’t go to school. [/color]

Homeless Harry and Jenna Foxx smile cheesily into the camera before it cuts back into the hard hitting match.

Cage then sighs and says, “What a waste, he might have actually been able to help this company.” Cage shakes his head a bit before stepping over his fallen opponent, Kage. Just before Cage is about to set his foot on the bottom rope to try to climb up the cage once again, he feels a tug on his foot. He looks down and back and sure enough, Kage is trying to stop him again. “Yeah, that’s right, try to stop me, you’ll be next to the rest of my opponents bodies son. You’d be better off begging for forgiveness and pity”, says Cage. As soon as this is said, Kage seems to get anger, and anger seems to fuel him in a way like it does no other man. Kage gets to his knees and lifts and arm up fast and hard, right into Cage’s tesitcals. After that nasty low blow both men are now on the ground, one on both knees panting, and the other on the ground holding his genitals, guess who is who.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Oh what a rotten, cheap shot that was! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well I bet Cage would have done the same thing, and on top of that… I guess you guys won’t be makin “woo hoo” any time soon. [/color]

Kage pushes off his knee with his hand, and now is back up to both of his feet. Unlike Andrew Cage who is still on the ground holding his “man-hood”. Kage slowly and limply walks over to his opponent once again, trying to knock him down long enough to climb up and over the cage for a win. As Kage is getting closer to the God of Gods, Andrew begin to push himself farther away from Kage, stopping once and a while to shake his hands signaling for that’s enough, I’m done. He does this until he bumps into the turnbuckle in the corner, as Kage smiles on knowing he has put a fear into his opponent of the night, Cage. The Champion of Champions then tries to stick his arm down between the ring and the cage, laying back and stretching as far as he can. Kage grabs Andrew by his hair, and pulls him up. The Disturbed One then kicks him in the mid section, bends him over, and puts him in between his thighs for a powerbomb. Kage then wraps his muscular arms around Andrew Cage and hoists him up over his head. Unfortunately for Kage, he didn’t see what Andrew had pulled out from underneath the ring. While on top of Kage’s shoulders, right before Kage is about to slam him down to the unforgiving canvas of the ring, Andrew Cage brings both arms over his head before quickly bringing then back down. Kage drops to the ground like a heap of brick, not moving. Cage smiles and holds up the object he had found, it is a sledgehammer! The God of Gods, who had landed on his feet when Kage had fallen, drops to his knees, staring at his newly found weapon.

~.:;Jenna Foxx;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
God, I just can’t get over how well he uses his surroundings to take advantage of a match! He is quite the ultimate opportunist! [/color]

~.:;Homeless Harry;:.~[/font][/SIZE]
Well I think that title is already used up, so just call him what you call him in bed… The God of Gods. [/color]

Jenna blushes, wondering how Homeless Harry actually knows this, before ICW cuts into a quick commercial break.[/center]



TBCB Kage

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((I'd hate you if you did =P 'cause I doubt I'd be able to get one in after you but I'd damn well try!))