No DQ, Dakondemned vs Donkey Dude

[DonkeyDude/Santiago]

Slowly The Lights start to fade out leaving the arena in total darkness.
All that is seen are Various Glow Sticks and metallic Signs.
Cheering Is Heard From the crowd although very few can remember who is about to appear

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well I Can Certainly Remember Who Is Coming Out

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
So Can I, Could it be............ Can you give me a hint.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Good Lord you stinky Hobo. It's.....

But before she could speak Piercing Crimson Fireworks spat out across the Ramp Followed By Green Followed By White. Deep Blue Mist Swirled around the Arena and The Titantron flashed on Showing a man riding a Donkey doing various Jackass like Stunts. Such as Running off a ramp jumping through a Very expensive Glass building. As well as ramming into a car for the sheer fun of it.

αи∂яєω ρσятєя
Now Weighing In At 211LBS at a height of 6'3, He Hails from Doniphan, Missouri....... Dominick Dunkson, AKA The Donkey Man.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Darn Why did Andy have to say that

נєииα ƒσχχ
Jesus Christ. Why Am I Stuck with an Insolent Being

All of a sudden you see a Shadow Rise from the Mist.
Then EEEEEEAAAAWWW Is Heard Coming From The PA.....
Then The Song Dominick The Donkey Flashes Over The PA and the Dark Figure rides out flying from the Mist as Grey Fireworks follow him along the way.
The Man On The Donkey gallops on his Donkey, named Bruce, around the Ring A Few Times Before Jumping off the Donkey onto the Top Rope.
He Slowly Lets himself down from the Top Rope and Chucks his Microphone into the corner as well as his Machete and Cow Boy Hat.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Did you know that machete has killed many men.


нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Don't insult a War Hero Foxy.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Stop with the nicknames would you

Dangerous D waits in the ring staring at the ground.
He looks up towards the crowd and laughs at them all.
Slowly He Walks Over and picks up his Microphone. He Raises it to his lips

∂σикєу ∂υ∂є
Man Oh Man. Bruce and Me Are Worn out from all this galloping around. But I can tell you Dakondemned. You Wont be having an Easy match against me, Boy Howdy...


нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Wow. What a Speech

נєииα ƒσχχ
What Speech he just said a sentence and a half.

DD Looks around then Decides to chuck the Mic Back in the Corner and Get Ready to Fight.
He hops out of the ring so his opponent will be able to do his stuff.

[DaKondemned]

The crowd is waiting for the next match to start. Suddenly in the arena the lights went off making the fans a little scared because they don't know what happened. On the titantrone theres a message that says "My Life My Rulez". At the ramp fireworks exploded and flied in the air forming a cross and in the arena was played Dagga-Cum Am Crescut. In the entire arena the crowd is stunned. They know who's coming in the ring and start forming the X sign over their head. At the entrance to the ringside a figure appears.

Jenna:Here we go people..this is the music of DaKondemned and i dont think hes here to stay and wait for a match. To bad that he lost hes match but thats life...

Harry:Ya this guy was so close to beaing the number one contender but Desperado grabbed a victory from the cluches of defeat. Thats what DaKondemned didnt did.

DaKondemned appears at the entrance wearing a T-Shirt that says "My Life My Rulez" and short three-quarters jeans. He forms The X sign over his head while watching the crowd thas is on his feet making X over there head and screaming"My Life My Rulez". He then starts walking on the ramp with a devilish smile on his face. On the way to the ring he starts saluting the fans that are near him. He shakes the hands of some of the fans and continues to walks towards the ring side. In front of the ring he stopsand once again looks at the crowd. He shakes his head and then jumps on the apron. In front of the ring he shoiws a devilish smile . He then goes trough the ropes and enters the ring. In the ring hes smile disapears showinga concentrated face showing that DaKondemned is concentrating on the match. DaKondemned knows that a match is won before even the match is started but he will try to to show people that he can win againts all ods. He then starts running towards a corner and climbs the turnbuckle. On the turnbuckle he forms an X sign and yells at the fans telling them that he will this match for his family and his fans. He then climbs off the turnbuckle and stops in the middle of the ring with his head stearing the ground. He then quickly gets his head up . Looks arond the arna and says that his is his place. He then and takes hes T-Shirt off showing his tattos and throws it in the crowd. The lucky fan quickly that catched the T-Shirt jumps of happines.

Jenna:What a religious man is DaKondemned...he makes crosses even in the ring...that means faith in life anything isnt possble without God.

H.Harry:This is right...DaKndemned has all the reason to be religious...hope that God will be his part this time.

DaKondemned then makes a cross and kisses the cross on his neck and raises his arms in the air. He then lays his arms down near his body and stares again the ground. He then falls on his knees with his arms extended like a cross and his eyes stearing the ground. DaKondemned is incredible concentrated. He then lifts his face to the sky and says "God give me the strength to win this match". He then makes a cross and kisses again the cross at his neck. DaKondemned gets on his feet and goes in one of the corners. He beginns saying some prays. After the prays he gets on his feet and starts making some push-ups and some exercises to warm him up. He then goes to his opponent and looks in to his eyes. He then extendes his right hand Donkey Dude returns the favour and shakes DaKondemned hand. He then asks for a mic.

DaKondemned:Well people this is life and i lost my match againts Desperado but doesnt mean that all is lost...I will prove that the new DaKondemned is better then the old one that i will do anything for the fans and for my family.

DaKondemned gives the mic back and prepares for the match to start. Theres the bell.

DING!!!DING!!!DING!!!DING!!!DING!!!

TBC by Donkey Dude

[DonkeyDude/Santiago]

Donkey Dude waited in the ring as they circled the ring gazing intently at each other.
Finally the Bell rang and they rushed at each other engaging in a grapple.
The Power of DaKondemned was too much for him and he found himself being pushed back into the turnbuckle.
Slowly DK punched DD over and over the crowd cheering for DK and counting along.
Finally the ref decided to break it up as DD put his hand on the ropes.

נєииα ƒσχχ
What a Kick Start to this match. Will either of these two contestants pull out a win.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Well I think at the moment it is an even match but As long as i get paid I'm happy

Slowly the ref walked over and pulled DaKondemned away from Donkey Dude.
The ref turned around and DD took his opportunity as he gave DK a low blow. DaKondemned staggered backwards and fell to the ground.
DD slowly walked over to DK. He kicked him a few times before bending over and pulling him in a Camel Clutch. Donkey Dude applied all the pressure he could eventually turning it into an STF. But sadly DaKondemned was close enough to the ropes so he reached out with his free foot and placed it on the rope.
The ref saw this and started counting to four. Finally on 3 DD let it off and immediately pulled DK up into a grapple not letting him gain energy back.
Slowly DD kneed DaKondemned in the stomach and Donkey Dude Pulled him into position for a Pedigree. Then as Dangerous D hooked the arms to try and initiate the move DaKondemned was able to gain enough momentum from the crowd to roll down hooking his legs around DD's head then pulled him in a twister like motion executing a Hurricanrana.
The Crowd Roared in Passion for DK.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well I think Dakondemned is in favor to win the match

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Like the guy in the magical moving picture box always says. It's not over until it's Over or something like that.

נєииα ƒσχχ
You Mean A Televison

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
What the hell is a Television

Double D lay on the ground motionless.
Slowly the ref started counting.
But DK didn't want an easy win, he wanted to pull off an excellent show for the crowd. So He Picked DD up and positioned him on the ropes.
Slowly a few members of the crowd start to chant Donkey Dude over and over. Then as the passion gets going more join in and finally Just as DaKondemned is about to Spear him DD jumps out of the way and DK flys through the ropes slamming into the barrier.

∂σикєу ∂υ∂є
Never Steal My Moves*

Slowly DD hopped out of the ring.
He Slowly decides to do a mixed version of Call Of The Donkeys.
He Dragged DaKondemned Over to His Donkey then strapped him in loosely.
Then DD Slapped Bruce in the Ass of the Arse** and Bruce went flying off.
Then After three Laps of the ring Bruce felt the straps coming off so he slowly walked up the ramp.
He turned around then charged at the ring.
Then just mere Centimetres away from hitting it he stopped and DK went flying over the ropes onto a Table.
DD Laughed, he had put that table there deliberately so he would slam through it.
Which of course is what actually happened.
Slowly DD smiled and he went over picking up the microphone.
He put it at his lips.

∂σикєу ∂υ∂є
I'll give you one chance. Say i Give right now into this mic before I cut you open.

∂αкσи∂ємєиє∂
I.............Never Give

DD smiled then he heard never so he got mad.
He smashed the microphone on DK's head.
Slowly DD walked over and picked up the Machete.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well I Think that one decision to not let the ref count to ten has made DaKondemned's Match turn away from him

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
I Told you didn't I

DD Turned around his eyes looking at the crowd taking a few steps.
Then he turned back and stopped, where the hell was DK.........
Slowly he felt something then before he could turn to see what it was he was being pulled down and pinned.
The Ref started to count and when DK saw he wasn't looking he ditched being a face just this once and put his feet onto the ropes.
The Ref counted to three but he got up and went to ring the bell but before DK could get his feet off the rope.

נєииα ƒσχχ
I never thought I'd See the day that a face cheats just to win.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Thats just sad

Donkey Dude saw this too and then with his Machete still in hand he turned around quickly and jabbed at DaKonemned it slashed his leg and already blood was spurting out.
DaKondemned fell to the ground grabbing his knee while Donkey Dude stood towering above him.

(*Spear through the ropes Is Donkey Dude's move.)
((**The But Of the Donkey sounds funny))

TBC by Kondemned

[DaKondemned]

DaKondemned falls outside of the ring and is holding his leg that has a cut while DD is going outside of the ring for DaKondemned. DD throws the machete and grabs DaKon and puts him on his feet. He then throws DaKon in the ring and goes as well in the ring. DaKon gets on his feet and with the bleeding leg he hits DD in the side of the knee almost breaking it. DD holds his leg because of the pain. DaKondemned goes outside of the ring and asks a fan if he can give him his T-Shirt. The fan refuses but DaKon tells him that he will pay his cloth after this match. The fan after a few seconds of thinking the fan agrees and gives DaKon the cloth off of him and remains only with his T-Shirt. DaKondemned rips the cloth and ties it around his cut. He then goes in the ring where DD is almost on his feet. DaKon has no problem with his leg at the moment and can fight . DD struggles to get on his feet but DaKon gets in the ring and lifts his leg and hits DD in the face. DD is holding his face because of the pain. DaKon grabs DD by the neck and brings him slowly on his feet. DD is in a bent position and DaKon puts DD's head between his legs. DaKon then grabs DD by the waist and lifts him on his shoulders. DaKon prepares to slam his opponent on the ground but he throws opponent up and when he falls he prepares to catch them by the head and place his gut on his shoulder but DD counters and when he falls he catches DaKon's head and falls with it on the mat. DaKon is in shock after that counter. DD gets on his feet slowly recovering after that kick to the side of the knee. DD brings DaKon on his feet and wraps his arms around DaKon waist. He then lifts DaKon and starts hugging DaKon with a massive power. DaKons is starting lose the match because of this move. DD's is still holding DaKon but DaKon then grabs DD's head with both hands and starts pressing the head with the hand. The pressure on DD's head is enormous now. DD's isn't quiting but after a few seconds of pressure on the head he lets go of DaKon and DaKon sees a opportunity and starts hitting the head. DaKon sees a weakness in DD is the head after that move and concentrates his attack at the head. DaKon kicks DD in the groin and DD bents. DaKon then places DD's head under his armpit and falls with his head on the mat. DaKon goes for the pin

.

Jenna:The match is going in DaKondemneds favor...

H.Harry:This time you're right...you can see that Donkey Dude isn't showing to much passion but DaKodemned is concentrated and a bit angry after his match with Desperado last week.

1...
2...
thre...butin the last second Donkey Dude lifts his shoulder and breaks the pin. DaKon isn't surprise after what he has seen tonight from DD. DaKon gets on his feet but DD with his arm hits DaKon in the balls with a Low Blow. DaKon falls on the mat while holding his injured area. DD gets on his feet and grabs DaKon by the jaw and starts pulling the jaw back. The pressure on DaKon neck and gut is enormous. DaKon tries to escape from the move and the referee is asking the DaKon if hes gonna give up. DaKon shakes his head in sign of no. DaKon then grabs DD's leg and places them over his shoulder. DD's is still holding the move. DaKon then holds the leg and gets on his feet with DD on his shoulder. DD is surprised. DaKon uses his strength and throws DD in the air making him to spin in a 180 degrees. DaKon then grabs DD again and places him again on his shoulder. DD is in a Power-bomb position. DaKon prepares to slam his opponent on the ground but he throws opponent up and when he falls DaKon quickly grabs DD gut on his shoulder and falls down while holding opponent by the gut. DD was executed. DD is down and looks like he cant continue the match. DaKon then goes on the turnbuckle and prepares to jump. He then jumps in front a leg extended. He then falls with the leg hitting DD. DaKon gets on his feet and makes his taunt. He brings DD on his feet but DD puts one of his arms between DaKon legs and one on his shoulder.He then lifts DaKon and slams him on the mat. DD then jumps and falls on DaKon shoulder with his knee. He then starts stomping DaKon in different parts of his body. DD then again jumps and falls with his knee on DaKon shoulder. He then starts hitting the shoulder with his fist. DD then puts DaKon on his feet and takes the arm of the almost injured shoulder. He then places it over his shoulder. He then grabs it and begins pulling it on his shoulder applying pressure on DaKon shoulder and arm. DaKon escapes by hitting DD in the back with his knee. But DD gets quickly on his feet and with his leg lifted he hits DaKon injured shoulder. DaKon is screaming in pain. DD goes for the pin.

Jenna:Donkey Dude is a quiet intelligent wrestler...he goes for the weak spot and exploits it until he destroys that weak point.

H.Harry:Honestly Donkey Dude has impressed me in this match but DaKondemned is no pushover and all of us now that he can win even if his totally dominated.

1...
2...
but DaKondemned breaks the pin. DD is frustrated and gets on his feet and starts again stomping DaKon on the shoulder. DD brings DaKon on his feet and grabs him by the arm. He then sends DaKon in the ropes. Dakon bounces and DD is looking for a spear but DaKon jumps over the bent DD and hits again the ropes. DaKon bounces again off the ropes and he bents. DD turns around and gets send down by DaKon with a shoulder in the stomach. DD is laying lifeless on the mat. DaKon is again screaming in pain because of the spear. He hitted DD with his injured shoulder. DaKon goes outside of the ring and brings a chair in the ring. He sets it and brings DD on his feet. He kicks DD in the stomach making him to bent. He then turns with his back towards DD and places DD's head between his legs. He then catches him by the arm with a under hook. He then turns around and DaKon is under DD but still holding the under hook hold. He then lifts himself up and DD is upside down while DaKon is holding him. DaKon then falls with DD with a Vertabreaker on the chair. DD is out-cold. DaKon is almost exhausted because of the move. The wrestlers are laying on the mat. After some moments DaKon gets slowly on his feet while DD is still out-cold. DaKon goes outside of the ring and brings a table. He sets it up and throws the chair outside of the ring. DaKon then puts DD on his feet and goes and stands back-to-back with DD. DaKon then lowers himself a little and with his arm grabs the armpit of DD. He then lifts DD on his back while holding him by the armpit. DaKon stays for a few moments and then using all of his strength he throws DD over his head making DD to fall on the mat with his back. DaKon looks satisfied at the success of this move. He drags DD from the broken table and goes for the pin.

Jenna:What a fantastic turnover...now Donkey Dude is the one who is the one that is dominated.

H.Harry:The turning-point of this moment of the match was that spear that break the domination of Donkey Dude...If Donkey Dude realized that Spear the match will be going into another direction.

1...
2...
but with a fantastic reflex DD places his leg over the lower rope. DaKon is surprised by the determination of DD. DaKon gets on his feet and starts stomping and goes outside of the ring looking for a ladder. In the meanwhile DD is starting to move a little and taker a piece of the broken chair. DaKon needs to go near the entrance to take a ladder. DD struggles to broke the leg of the broken chair. After struggling very hard he did it and hides the leg of the chair. DaKon gets the ladder and brings it in the ring. Dakon sets the ladder and goes towards DD. He grabs DD but DD with the chair leg hits DaKon in the wounded knee. DD gets slowly on his feet. DaKon holds his again wounded knee. DD gets on his feet and brings DaKon on his feet. DD then grabs DaKon by on of the arms and sends him in the ladder. DaKon hits the ladder and falls on the ground. DaKon isn't moving and the referee goes to check his health. He lifts his arm and lets it to fall. Thats one. He again lifts it and again falls. He makes sign that is two/ He then for the final time lifts DaKon arm and lets it fall but this time Dakon doesn't let the arm fall and tells the referee in that he wont lose the match even if that means that he will end his career. DD starts laughing and says that then he will be the man that ended his career. DD with his knee again jumps and falls on DaKons shoulder. DaKon holds the shoulder but while DD argues with the crowd he gets on his feet. DD after finishing arguing with a fan of DaKondemned he turns around. DaKon sees a opportunity and lifts his leg and when DD looks at him he kicks him in the chin. DD falls on the mat and DaKon falls with him as well and falls on his opponent covering him. The referee starts the count.

Jenna:Now thats luck...is this the end of the match...

H.Harry:I don't know but a thing is for sure at intensity of this match the end cant be far...

1...

TBC

[DonkeyDude/Santiago]

The Referee gazes at them counting up to ten but then when he reaches five he realizes that DaKondemned is on top of Donkey Dude.
So The Ref Ran over and slid across the mat tapping his hand down.
One…..
He Does the Same thing again.
Two…..
Then finally he throws it down again and at the last minute just before his hand connects with the mat Donkey Dude is able to lift his shoulder up.
But then it falls back down and then DaKondemned using some energy lifts himself up and then back down hooking the leg over once more.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу: Well now he tries again

נєииα ƒσχχ: Yes Lets hope this time he succeeds

The Ref Repeats the Process but this time Donkey Dude is more focused and kicks out at two.
The Ref Hops back up. Both Men Crawl to opposite ropes and they help themselves up.
Then they both reach their feet at the same time.
Slowly they stutter backwards three steps each then turn around and chuck a punch in complete sync.
Both punches collide with each mans head knocking them both away onto the ground once more.
As they lay there the ref starts his count.
One…
Two…
Both Men lay motionless…
Three…
Four…
Finally They Both Start To Wriggle…
Five…
They each start to lift themselves up…
Six…
By now they are on their knees…
Seven…
Eight…
They are almost up…
Nine…
Te…
They have both reached the ground.

נєииα ƒσχχ: Well This Match is equal in every way.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу: Yes but I think that it is very alike.

נєииα ƒσχχ: I Just said that you moron.

Donkey Dude Retreats into a Corner as does DaKondemned.
They both pant for three minutes before deciding to get going.
Donkey Dude Thinks for a moment then it hits him.
If he could get rid of that cloth and keep damaging DaKondemned’s cut leg then he might just be able to win. But he would have to protect his shoulder.

DaKondemned had realized the same thing. Except for him it was attack Donkey Dude’s shoulder but protect his cut leg.

DaKondemned thought that the cloth will be enough so he waited to gain his breath meanwhile Donkey Dude was looking under the ring until he found something perfect for the job.
He attached it to his shoulder. It was a Brand New Shoulder Guard used in football.

Donkey Dude pulled his singlet over the top of it and hopped into the ring.
He picked up his machete and concealed it behind his back.
Then he motioned for DaKondemned to come closer but he remained so then Donkey Dude came forward running at him
Then he lunged out with his Machete cutting the rag off while DaKondemned nailed his padded shoulder with a ring bell.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу: What a shot. If only DaKondemned knew about the padding.

נєииα ƒσχχ: Well I think it’s sad especially seeing as now DaKondemned’s cloth is gone thanks too Donkey Dude.

DaKondemned looked at his bleeding cut. And then saw the Padded Shoulder.
Why hadn’t he protected himself? Now he was going too be doomed.
And alas he was as all of his thinking allowed Donkey Dude to get the upper hand over DaKondemned whacking him with his own ring bell and kicking at it.
Finally though DaKondemned was able to reach out and Push DonkeyDude back charging at him then as he connected with him hitting a rigorous Bulldog.


נєииα ƒσχχ: What a hit by DaKondemned.

Slowly DaKondemned bent over and pulled away the Shoulder Pad.
Then he whacked it on Donkey Dude’s shoulder over and over again until it lost its form.
Then DaKondemned Bent over for the pin.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу: This could be it:

But then just before the third count Donkey Dude using every last bit of power Knocked DaKondemned off of him so hard he flew off at least a meter away from him

Then everybody looked in shock including the ref and to everyone’s surprise so did Donkey Dude.
They had both had enough so then they each stood up and ran at each other going for a full power spear.
Then suddenly they both connected in a large thud almost killing each other.
Then they fell to the ground motionless.
Finally the ref started to count to ten.

נєииα ƒσχχ: Well I think this match might end in a tie.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу: I hope not I like winners better

TBC By DaKondemned.

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

Match Over