Post by lydiafrost on Apr 23, 2008 21:05:44 GMT
Music hits as Tuesday Night Shockwave goes on air with fireworks exploding and camera showing the packed arena as it moves through the excited fans who are cheering madly. It then moves towards the main huge screen as the words "Tuesday Night Shockwave" are spelled out on it in trademark stylish manner as crowd explodes some more and camera moves towards Jenna Fox and Homeless Harry sitting at their usual places.
Jenna: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tuesday Night Shockwave! The show where the hottest sports entertainment on the television is!
Harry: Indeed! And we have a fantastic show coming up for you as we have some new superstars making their debutes while some old grudges get settled, and all this in just few moments!
Jenna: Our first match finds newcomers Lydia Frost and Eva Valentin taking on each other followed up by a handicap match with Dakondemnd and Desperado going against Donkey Dude. Donkey sure has odds stacked against him tonight Harry!
Harry: Yes, I also happen to have doubts if he is going to escape this shit alive or not..and to top all this off, we have a fantastic triple threat main event featuring NVX, Shinjiro & Bajdikz, this one is going to shake this arena for sure when these three tornados collide! Anyways, enough nonsensical talk from our side, we have entire show to do that anyways..let's get the action rolling!
Lights get dark in arena as smoke fills it and all of a sudden "Uncreation" by Benedictum hits and tron explodes with videos of Lydia Frost's various sex exploits and clips of wrestling in between with words "Sex Education - The Easy Way!" appearing in between as Lydia slowly makes her way out, wearing a Benedictum t-shirt with a smirk on her face as crowd gives out mixed reaction with some cheering while others break into a "Whore" chant.
Pain is all around me
And there's a darkness within my soul
Bright skies are black again
Reaching back to the uncreation
The dogs of war unleashed again
Tearing at the flesh of a nation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
My eyes cannot see
Uncreation
Uncreation
Jenna: Eh..what a whore she is!
Harry: You're probably jealous cause she has bigger boobies than you?
Jenna: Did the "man" inside your head told you that?
Harry: No, he told me that he would love to see you two to get it on!
Jenna: Somehow I like that...*realises what she is blabbering* so as I was saying, this woman is a slut! The fools that are hired on this show these days!
Lydia makes her way forward and takes off her t-shirt and throws it in audience and crowd jumps at it excitedly. She walks down the ramp coolly and rolls in the ring.
Andrew Porter: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one fall match! Making her way out first from Los Angeles, CA, standing 6"1" weighing in at 215 lbs, she is "The Female Phenom"...Lydia Frost!
Lydia gets inside and smirks Porter seductively who responds with a grin as she makes her way towards him and gropes him catching him by surprise and winks at him.
Jenna: This is making me sick!
Harry: The Female Phenom eh I bet she can kick some serious ass inside the ring...as well as in bed!
Jenna: Is there a moment when you and Porter DON'T think about sleeping with a woman?
Harry: Yeah, when we look at you!
Arrogant and eloquent
Hard to tell the heart's inclination
Self appointed hierophants
Making plans for the next generation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
My eyes cannot see
Uncreation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
And recreate me
Lydia climbs the ropes and strikes some poses and flexes a bit and blows a kiss at crowd and waits for her opponent.
Jenna: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tuesday Night Shockwave! The show where the hottest sports entertainment on the television is!
Harry: Indeed! And we have a fantastic show coming up for you as we have some new superstars making their debutes while some old grudges get settled, and all this in just few moments!
Jenna: Our first match finds newcomers Lydia Frost and Eva Valentin taking on each other followed up by a handicap match with Dakondemnd and Desperado going against Donkey Dude. Donkey sure has odds stacked against him tonight Harry!
Harry: Yes, I also happen to have doubts if he is going to escape this shit alive or not..and to top all this off, we have a fantastic triple threat main event featuring NVX, Shinjiro & Bajdikz, this one is going to shake this arena for sure when these three tornados collide! Anyways, enough nonsensical talk from our side, we have entire show to do that anyways..let's get the action rolling!
Lights get dark in arena as smoke fills it and all of a sudden "Uncreation" by Benedictum hits and tron explodes with videos of Lydia Frost's various sex exploits and clips of wrestling in between with words "Sex Education - The Easy Way!" appearing in between as Lydia slowly makes her way out, wearing a Benedictum t-shirt with a smirk on her face as crowd gives out mixed reaction with some cheering while others break into a "Whore" chant.
Pain is all around me
And there's a darkness within my soul
Bright skies are black again
Reaching back to the uncreation
The dogs of war unleashed again
Tearing at the flesh of a nation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
My eyes cannot see
Uncreation
Uncreation
Jenna: Eh..what a whore she is!
Harry: You're probably jealous cause she has bigger boobies than you?
Jenna: Did the "man" inside your head told you that?
Harry: No, he told me that he would love to see you two to get it on!
Jenna: Somehow I like that...*realises what she is blabbering* so as I was saying, this woman is a slut! The fools that are hired on this show these days!
Lydia makes her way forward and takes off her t-shirt and throws it in audience and crowd jumps at it excitedly. She walks down the ramp coolly and rolls in the ring.
Andrew Porter: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one fall match! Making her way out first from Los Angeles, CA, standing 6"1" weighing in at 215 lbs, she is "The Female Phenom"...Lydia Frost!
Lydia gets inside and smirks Porter seductively who responds with a grin as she makes her way towards him and gropes him catching him by surprise and winks at him.
Jenna: This is making me sick!
Harry: The Female Phenom eh I bet she can kick some serious ass inside the ring...as well as in bed!
Jenna: Is there a moment when you and Porter DON'T think about sleeping with a woman?
Harry: Yeah, when we look at you!
Arrogant and eloquent
Hard to tell the heart's inclination
Self appointed hierophants
Making plans for the next generation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
My eyes cannot see
Uncreation
Uncreate the sun
My eyes
Uncreate the sun
And recreate me
Lydia climbs the ropes and strikes some poses and flexes a bit and blows a kiss at crowd and waits for her opponent.
