Desperado & DaKondemned vs. The Donkey Man

[DaKondemned]

The crowd is waiting for the next match to start. Suddenly in the arena the lights went off making the fans a little scared because they don't know what happened. On the titantrone theres a message that says "My Life My Rulez". At the ramp fireworks exploded and flied in the air forming a cross and in the arena was played Dagga-Cum Am Crescut. In the entire arena the crowd is stunned. They know who's coming in the ring and start forming the X sign over their head. At the entrance to the ringside a figure appears.

Jenna:Here we go people..this is the music of DaKondemned and i dont think hes here to stay. This match is a handicap match...its Malevolence vs. The Donkey Man.

Harry:In my opinion Donkey Man doesnt have to much chances. Last week DaKondemned woned his match againts The Donkey Man. That match was one hell of a match...

DaKondemned appears at the entrance wearing a T-Shirt that says "My Life My Rulez" and short three-quarters jeans. He forms The X sign over his head while watching the crowd thas is on his feet making X over there head and screaming"My Life My Rulez". He then starts walking on the ramp with a devilish smile on his face. On the way to the ring he starts saluting the fans that are near him. He shakes the hands of some of the fans and continues to walks towards the ring side. In front of the ring he stops and once again looks at the crowd. He shakes his head and then jumps on the apron. In front of the ring he shoiws a devilish smile . He then goes trough the ropes and enters the ring. In the ring hes smile disapears showing a concentrated face showing that DaKondemned is concentrating on the match. DaKondemned knows that a match is won before even the match is started but he will try to to show people that he can win againts all ods. He then starts running towards a corner and climbs the turnbuckle. On the turnbuckle he forms an X sign and yells at the fans telling them that he will this match for his family and his fans. He then climbs off the turnbuckle and stops in the middle of the ring with his head stearing the ground. He then quickly gets his head up . Looks arond the arena and says that his is his place. He then and takes hes T-Shirt off showing his tattos and throws it in the crowd. The lucky fan quickly that catched the T-Shirt jumps of happines.

Jenna:What a religious man is DaKondemned...he makes crosses even in the ring...that means faith in life anything isnt possble without God.

H.Harry:This is right...DaKndemned has all the reason to be religious...Ok this is the first time we will see Malevolence in a action. They used the Finisher Move Crusifiction on a dumey...What a disaster....

DaKondemned then makes a cross and kisses the cross on his neck and raises his arms in the air. He then lays his arms down near his body and stares again the ground. He then falls on his knees with his arms extended like a cross and his eyes stearing the ground. DaKondemned is incredible concentrated. He then lifts his face to the sky and says "God give me the strength to win this match". He then makes a cross and kisses again the cross at his neck. DaKondemned gets on his feet and goes in one of the corners. He beginns saying some prays. After the prays he gets on his feet and starts making some push-ups and some exercises to warm him up.

DaKondemned prepares for the match to start.

TBC by Desperado

[~Morzan/ Mr. Ace~]

'Enough is Enough and it's time for a change'
Desperado's voice echoes through-out the TNS arena as the lights go off.

'Bleed it out' by Linkin Park erupts through the PA system as smoke begins to rise at the entrance and soon fills the whole area down the ramp and ringside. The titantron flickers on to show the words 'Malevolence has arrived' before fading away to show 'Desperado' in a golden font. The screen fades away to display the Malevolence symbol of the eerie eye. It flickers arond before showing Desperado and Kondemend wrestling and at times it switched to showing them in different locations. Desperado is in a isolated graveyard whilst Kondemned is shown training in an abandoned gym.

::[Andrew Porter]::
"And his partner and the other half of Malevolence, … making his way to the ring, ... hailing from Brooklyn, New york, ...standing 6'2", ... Weighing in at 212lbs, ... He’s the Technical Toxic, … The High-Flying Hunk, …The Mean and Mysterious, … The Deadly and Dangerous, …Desperado."

Yeah, here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind.
Filthy mouth, no excuse,
Find a new place to hang this noose.
String me up from atop these roofs,
Knot it tight so I won't get loose.
Truth is, you can stop and stare,
Bled myself out and no one cares.
Dug the trench out, laid down there,
With the shovel up out of reach somewhere.
Yeah, someone pour it in.
Make it a dirt dance floor again.
Say your prayers and stomp it out,
When I bring that chorus in.


A huge light starts panning the arena in search of Desperado. There is loud shout ofscreaming fans and the camera switches over to show hooded figure striding through the crowd of fans. He pushes past to the guard-rail and jumps over into the smoke that smothers the arena.

I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out


He reaches the stairs and climbs them in rhythm, each foot hitting the steel at the right time, his hooded gown flapping in the air behind him. When he ascends the stairs completely, he tilts his head back, removing the hood to reveal his psychotic smile and lifts his arms to his sides.

I've opened up these scars
I'll make you face this
I've pulled myself so far
I'll make you face this, now.

The lights suddenly go back to full strength. Desperado removes his gown and lets it drop to his feet before entering the ring in his black trunks with silky golden stripes along with his matching black and gold boots. His hands are strapped with white tape whilst tattoo's cover most of his arms and shoulders. A lot of cuts and bruises are present on his body.


I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out
I bleed it out
I bleed it out


::[Jenna Fox]::
"I don't believe Malevolence will give Donkey Dude much of a chance this match."

::[Homeless Harry]::
"You never know in wrestling. If your the underdog your more determined and when you got the advantage you take it for granted."

[DonkeyDude/Santiago]

Usually this is the Queue For Donkey Dude to come out but instead of the Lights fading the Lights go brighter.
A Spotlight Faces too the Ramp but nobody appears.
The Crowd is in Shock wondering why nobody is arriving.
Both Members of Malevolence wait in the ring laughing at Double D and how worthless he is.
They each ask for a microphone, and the ref hands each of them one.

∂αкσи∂ємиє∂
Well It seems Donkey Dude is too scared too face malevolence. Heck I think his too scared to face me after his pitiful Performance Last Week.

∂єšρєяα∂σ
Now Now DaKon. I Am sure he is going to appear i mean he wouldn't leave us to win for a no show. But remember your leg is still injured so go easy on it.

∂αкσи∂ємиє∂
I don't care what he does but no doubt We will win no matter what.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well, I think that Malevolence will win without a fight tonight.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
No Don't count him out yet he can still win. But he won't have much of a chance. But as i said before as the underdog he will strive harder.

נєииα ƒσχχ
That may be true but he is also injured.

Then A Voice booms aloud over the PA.

∂σикєу ∂υ∂є
I Shall fight tonight. I Do not care how badly injured I am. At least DaKondemned is Injured too. Luckily though this is not a tornado handicap match but rather a tag handicap match. So Therefor My chance of winning is increased.

Slowly Everybody thinks that Donkey Dude is arriving but alas it is only the Titan-Tron showing Donkey Dude.
But he is in a Sling as his shoulder got popped out and broken.
Not only this but he is in the hospital.
Although he is seen standing up next to the door.
Doctors walk past and the minute the corridor is classified as empty Donkey Dude walks out acting like a ninja his broken arm bandaged up. Finally he exits the hospital and he hears a scream come from his previous quarters in the hospital.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well this kid is very determined to fight isn't he.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
I told you so

Then Dangerous D is seen still on the Titan-Tron taking the sub way.
Finally after 5minutes he arrives at his destination and runs into the arena.
The Ref has started the forfeit counter.
Finally when the ref reaches 5 seconds too go Donkey Dude's entrance shows.

Slowly The Lights start to fade out leaving the arena in total darkness.
All that is seen are Various Glow Sticks and metallic Signs.
Cheering Is Heard From the crowd although nobody Knows who's coming out.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Well that was a very close one. I can't believe it.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
i told you he would come and no doubt he will put up a good show.

Suddenly Piercing Crimson Fireworks spurt out along the Ramp Followed By Green Followed By White. Deep Blue Mist Swirls around the Arena and The Titan-tron flashes on Showing a man riding a Donkey doing various Jackass like Stunts.

αи∂яєω ρσятєя
Now Weighing In At 211LBS at a height of 6'3, He Hails from Doniphan, Missouri....... Dominick Dunkson, AKA The Donkey Man. He held up one hand and and the other pointed at Dominick.
He looked around the crowd with a strange grin on his face.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Well now that was a close one

נєииα ƒσχχ
Yes I agree, but I still think Malevolence will beat the crap out of Dominick

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Shut up he will too win so shut your mouth

All of a sudden you see a Shadow Rise from the Mist.
Then EEEEEEAAAAWWW Is Heard Coming From The PA.....
Then The Song Dominick The Donkey Flashes Over The PA and the Dark Figure rides out flying from the Mist as Grey Fireworks follow him along the way.
The Man On The Donkey runs around the Ring A Few Times Before Jumping off the Donkey onto the Top Rope.
He Slowly Lets himself down from the Top Rope and Chucks his Microphone into the corner as well as his Machete and Cow Boy Hat.

נєииα ƒσχχ
He still wearing that ridiculous sling what a moron

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
No he isn't he just ripped it off.

Dangerous D waits in the ring staring at the ground.
Finally he tears off his sling and rolls his arm around a bit looking at Malevolence.
Then he sees the Bandaged up Leg of DaKondemned. He looked at it a sinister grin on his face.

נєииα ƒσχχ
Finally the match is about too start.

нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Patience is a virtue

Slowly the Members stare each other down.
Malevolence decides who will be the one too fight first.
It is.......

TBC by Whoever wants to fight first.

(OOC: You guys like it)

[TPK/Kato Faraji]

Match Over