Post by Darnez FC/Matt Campton on May 22, 2008 8:09:44 GMT
The crowd is cheering immensely, waiting for the main event of the evening to begin, the camera pans over the crowd quickly, showing all of the fans in attendance, the camera then hits the ramp as the lights Dim out. The crowd then goes silent, eagerly awaiting the arrival of any superstar. Suddenly, Blue fireworks spurt out from the top of the ramp, When you look closer you see they spell out EGO
Eric Angle
"And here we go, the Epic re-match to the classic TLC Tag Team Match at One Night In Paris, and once again, it is for the TNS Tag Team titles!"
JTG
"And Hopefully, my homies, the Ego Crushers, will win E!"
Eric Angle
"I sure as hell hope not, do you know what that would do? It would inflate the ego's of two men whose egos don't even fit inside this arena at this moment!"
JTG:
"E, their is nothing wrong with having a big ego, hell, if you yourself developed a big ego, you'd be gettin' all kinds of ladies man!"
Eric Angle
"Whatever"
Chauntel
"Ladies and Gentleman, the follwing contest is a Tag Team Match for the TNS Tag Team Titles which is scheduled for one Fall! Now introducing first... Weighing in at a total of 463 pounds, Hailing From Perth, Australia and Doniphan, Missouri. The Ego Crushers, Darnez FC and Donkey Dude!
The crowd booes the announcement of the Ego Crushers, who haven't even walked out yet. The Titantron then plays the movie of the Ego Crusher's exploits, mainly highlighting the TLC match they had at One Night in Paris.
You're gonna wanna die
Just you wait and see
I Will teach you now
So listen B**ch, get lost
Then After around twenty or so seconds, a Blue Spotlight flashes onto the Entrance Ramp, forever searching for the two superstars who make up this tag team, it quickly goes out and the lights go out completely, some kids gasp, the rest of the crowd goes quiet, the camera stays on the stage. Suddenly, the spotlight turns back on and two lone Figures can be seen standing on the Ramp. One Figure(Darnez) slowly gets down on one knee and quickly raises his arm up at a perfect 90 degree angle on a vertical axis, to be like a stroke. Mean While The Other one (Donkey Dude) does the same motions beside him so it Looks like an 'X'. An array of random fireworks goes off on the titantron set-up. Then, both men stick their free hands up and shoot out their index fingers, pointing to the blue spotlight, it goes out, and the lights come back on again, Both men then bring their arms back in a stand up. They then cockily swagger down the entrance ramp, much to the shagrin of the near sell-out crowd.
Eric Angle
"Bloody Hell, thats almost as bad as Darnez' singular entrance!"
JTG
"Darn it E, i wish you'd stop puttin' the playas down, just because they have an air of confidence!"
Eric Angle
"Well, they just better hope their "confidence" as you call it doesn't end up costing them this match"
JTG
"It won't E"
Ego maniac
Well, If you lie one more time I Pop a cap in yo ass, B**ch
You're just a ego maniac
Why don't ya go home and cry to ya mumma
You're gonna wanna die
Just you wait and see
I Will teach you now
So listen B**ch, get lost
Both men have now made it to the ring. A fan shouts an obscene comment at Darnez, Danrez points at the fan with his right hand, the fan recoils back into his seat, Donkey Dude laughs loudly. The crowd booes this action. Both men just shrug it off. Darnez then leaps onto the apron from the mat with his legs, showing off his athletic prowess. Donkey Dude just ascends the stairs on the left side of the ring. Darnez watches Donkey Dude. Donkey Dude then hops into the ring via the top and middle ropes. Darnez then tells Donkey Dude to "Watch This". Donkey Dude turns around and watches intently. Darnez then grabs the ropes and jumps over them, Landing perfectly in the ring, the ropes shake slightly. Donkey Dude doesn't show any signs of being impressed however, and just raises his fist above his head by raising his right arm and clenching his fist. Darnez just walks to the left-most turnbuckle and places both arms upon the ropes connected to it, as if to relax. Donkey Dude brings his arms down and stares intently at the entrance ramp awaiting the arrival of Malovence. Darnez just dazes at the crowd with an "unimpressed" look etched upon his face.
Eric Angle
"Finally...anyway, we are now awaiting the arrival of the champions Malevolence so this Epic Re-Match can offically begin!"
Eric Angle
"And here we go, the Epic re-match to the classic TLC Tag Team Match at One Night In Paris, and once again, it is for the TNS Tag Team titles!"
JTG
"And Hopefully, my homies, the Ego Crushers, will win E!"
Eric Angle
"I sure as hell hope not, do you know what that would do? It would inflate the ego's of two men whose egos don't even fit inside this arena at this moment!"
JTG:
"E, their is nothing wrong with having a big ego, hell, if you yourself developed a big ego, you'd be gettin' all kinds of ladies man!"
Eric Angle
"Whatever"
Chauntel
"Ladies and Gentleman, the follwing contest is a Tag Team Match for the TNS Tag Team Titles which is scheduled for one Fall! Now introducing first... Weighing in at a total of 463 pounds, Hailing From Perth, Australia and Doniphan, Missouri. The Ego Crushers, Darnez FC and Donkey Dude!
The crowd booes the announcement of the Ego Crushers, who haven't even walked out yet. The Titantron then plays the movie of the Ego Crusher's exploits, mainly highlighting the TLC match they had at One Night in Paris.
You're gonna wanna die
Just you wait and see
I Will teach you now
So listen B**ch, get lost
Then After around twenty or so seconds, a Blue Spotlight flashes onto the Entrance Ramp, forever searching for the two superstars who make up this tag team, it quickly goes out and the lights go out completely, some kids gasp, the rest of the crowd goes quiet, the camera stays on the stage. Suddenly, the spotlight turns back on and two lone Figures can be seen standing on the Ramp. One Figure(Darnez) slowly gets down on one knee and quickly raises his arm up at a perfect 90 degree angle on a vertical axis, to be like a stroke. Mean While The Other one (Donkey Dude) does the same motions beside him so it Looks like an 'X'. An array of random fireworks goes off on the titantron set-up. Then, both men stick their free hands up and shoot out their index fingers, pointing to the blue spotlight, it goes out, and the lights come back on again, Both men then bring their arms back in a stand up. They then cockily swagger down the entrance ramp, much to the shagrin of the near sell-out crowd.
Eric Angle
"Bloody Hell, thats almost as bad as Darnez' singular entrance!"
JTG
"Darn it E, i wish you'd stop puttin' the playas down, just because they have an air of confidence!"
Eric Angle
"Well, they just better hope their "confidence" as you call it doesn't end up costing them this match"
JTG
"It won't E"
Ego maniac
Well, If you lie one more time I Pop a cap in yo ass, B**ch
You're just a ego maniac
Why don't ya go home and cry to ya mumma
You're gonna wanna die
Just you wait and see
I Will teach you now
So listen B**ch, get lost
Both men have now made it to the ring. A fan shouts an obscene comment at Darnez, Danrez points at the fan with his right hand, the fan recoils back into his seat, Donkey Dude laughs loudly. The crowd booes this action. Both men just shrug it off. Darnez then leaps onto the apron from the mat with his legs, showing off his athletic prowess. Donkey Dude just ascends the stairs on the left side of the ring. Darnez watches Donkey Dude. Donkey Dude then hops into the ring via the top and middle ropes. Darnez then tells Donkey Dude to "Watch This". Donkey Dude turns around and watches intently. Darnez then grabs the ropes and jumps over them, Landing perfectly in the ring, the ropes shake slightly. Donkey Dude doesn't show any signs of being impressed however, and just raises his fist above his head by raising his right arm and clenching his fist. Darnez just walks to the left-most turnbuckle and places both arms upon the ropes connected to it, as if to relax. Donkey Dude brings his arms down and stares intently at the entrance ramp awaiting the arrival of Malovence. Darnez just dazes at the crowd with an "unimpressed" look etched upon his face.
Eric Angle
"Finally...anyway, we are now awaiting the arrival of the champions Malevolence so this Epic Re-Match can offically begin!"